Syrup Jews, explain your fat selves
75% of Canadian soldiers too fat to deploy
Kevin Peterson
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Brayden Jackson
why haven't you been banned yet?
Joshua Turner
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>Potential recruits no longer need to pass a fitness test to get into the Canadian military.
>No fitness test
>For the fucking military
>"If you're 450lbs, they will recruit you and then put you in a fat camp until you are read"
The absolute state of Snow Mexicans
Elijah Turner
Because you fat fucks can't catch me!
Jeremiah Kelly
>49 percent of all Regular Force personnel were considered overweight and 25 percent were considered obese,
>25 percent obese
>1/4 Canadian "soldiers" fucking OBESE
Snow niggers, explain yourselves right the fuck now!!!
Wyatt Flores
Holy fuck that gut
Mason Diaz
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>Too fat to fight
The absolute state of those stakes
Nolan Smith
>muh snipers
>muh JTF2
Don't even know why these fuckers bother with any conventional military. Their whole military should be devoted entirely to SOF roles.
Angel Ross
Lol and LARPers at that; since SAS/AUSAS/NZSAS told them they weren't quality enough to enter into their pact they are stuck as auxillaries to JSOC. Best they can hope for is to LARP as a US soldier, sad and hilarious
>That blank floride/ fetal alchohal syndrome stare
Jayden Bailey
It's like you can't even distinguish between Canadian civilians and Canadian "soldiers', they just look like some regular dude got a fucked up $5 haircut
>Lol what are weight and grooming standards?
Wyatt Cox
*Looks at name tape*
>Grub
Wyatt Wright
Why would they have red undershirts?
Evan Davis
I have no idea what these dog fucking moose niggers are even thinking...
Luis Cooper
Some memes just make themselves
>Chief Fetal Alchohal Syndrome
Justin Cooper
I'm now genuinely currious: how in the fuck is this an actual army? Maple niggers, please shead some light on the absolute state of these fat leaf "soldiers"
Asher Campbell
>75% of Canadian soldiers
>half-of-canadas-troops
merican math
it's because they took away their booze and smokes and gave them pic related instead
Adam Miller
percent of all Regular Force personnel were considered overweight and 25 percent were considered obese,
percent obese
49+25=
Christian Myers
I no shit heard General McCrystal flipped the fuck out the first time he visited KAF in RC South and started chucking boxes of Tim Bits...you faggots lost the war because you sat back on bases sipping Timmies playing hockey. You might actually take the shit bag of the century award from the French...
Ethan Ross
we don't have a military lmfao
we just pick random civilians and put them in uniform
you didn't know?
Justin Moore
>49 percent of all Regular Force personnel
>49 percent of all Regular Force personnel
>49 percent of all Regular Force personnel
>all
merican reading comprehension
the war for pipelinistan was a glowing success, ask Dick Cheney, he made bank
Angel Sullivan
It literally appears as though you do this
Jose Perry
guys check out my new reaction image
Nolan Richardson
>The War in Afghanistan was over oil
Ryder Morgan
and drugs, and strategic positioning on the grand chessboard
Brandon Robinson
What in the absolute fuck Canada?
Angel Lewis
USA you'll defend me right?
Blake Mitchell
"too fat to deploy" in Canada probably translates to "average weight" in America
Angel Nelson
nobody except the lowest dogs would fight to defend trudeaupia in current year
Aiden Young
Spent too much time shilling and shitposting on Jow Forums. So they naturally could get fat. But maybe they accidently got red pilled and don't want to be deployed for Schlomo anymore and made themselves undeployable.
Hunter Lee
Samuel Wood
Isaac Lopez
You're delusional
Aiden Morales
>“The increase in sedentary activities was almost entirely driven by an increase in time spent using computers and surfing the internet,” the report said. Video games were also a major factor, with participation in sedentary activities even higher than average among soldiers ages 18 to 29
>Canadian military literally populated by neets
>mfw
Owen Evans
BTFO Seriously though:
>Murica calling anyone fat.
William Cox
Benjamin White
To be fair, our military is 90% dumb larpers that would fail to maintain a normal job
And I thank them for their service
Lincoln Miller
bump
Nolan Sullivan
kek.
We don't have to do nothing, you merilards will do it for us.
Easton Gutierrez
Might be their leadership; what do you think? I wouldn't trust him to babysit my kids, more or less take a beach head...
Mason Allen
Seriously though: their foreign deployment consists of fighting Nazis on Jow Forums and playing Allied Assault.
Jaxon Rodriguez
our militaries leadership is dominated by weirdos and serial killers who kidnap teenagers and wear their panties under their uniforms
Tyler Cooper
>Canada taking anyone's beach head
Nolan Wilson
how did they manage to pass the basic physical requirements in the first place?
Justin Bailey
>Being proud of being a nation of parasites
You may as well be Israel. You both have some of the best troops in the world, according only to yourselves, who IRL don't do shit are severely under trained and field old ass gear. Good job, I guess
Hunter Rivera
Is he a pedo? He looks like a pedo. Someone that would scrounge around in your neighborhood at night, digging through the trash and occasionally flashing his peeker at female cyclists on the drive bye, shouting: "WHEEZE!"
Dylan Jones
>Colonel Mustard
Lol who could forget (wrote a suicide note in jail with mustard packets)
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Ryder Price
eskimo's
Daniel Gonzalez
Now lets compare: St Mattis of Chaos
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Josiah Allen
Id join... but I hate ZOG and they probably have me on a list
Andrew Lopez
Come one, don't be unfair. Sometimes Israeli soldiers bomb children and shoot pregnant women in the stomach. You can't say they are completely idle!
Easton Powell
Jason Roberts
Now is the time to annex Canada, while they're all too fat to maintain a competent defense.
Lucas Taylor
bad idea, annexation means we can vote in your elections
Blake Miller
>Thinks the Canadian army has standards
The only thing they want is more women
"Currently, 15 per cent of members are women. The goal is 25 per cent by 2025"
>1/4 Canadian soldiers will be cum recepticles
James Sanchez
Math is hard, I know, so I'll help you out here:
49% = overweight
25% of 49% = obese
That means 12.25% are obese you fucking retarded burger.
Benjamin Anderson
sounds like their military is 100% female already
Evan Richardson
Not if we work you all to death in the syrup mines.
Sebastian Fisher
i guess a dictionary is too much to ask from an amerithinker
Cooper Carter
A fucking leaf. A fucking leaf on the uniform! And helmet. A FUCKING LEAF
Levi Lee
Kayden Perez
Holy fucking autism
Nathan Collins
it sort of goes without saying that if you're not gas station attendant material, leaf armed forces may just be for you.
Oliver Brooks
Imagine taking the Canadian military seriously as a career, climbing the ranks to make General, and then instead of a Star like literally every other military in NATO, they give you A FUCKING LEAF
Benjamin Cook
Keep fantiscizing dumbass.
Instead of falling for these d&c threads us whites should be working together to secure a future for our white children.
Sage thread
Jason James
>AND 25% were obese
if it was 25% of the 49% were obese then they would have said "included 25% were obese."
Isaac White
More like keep fantiscizing about being white...
Landon Collins
Joseph Cook
>expecting me to own a book, actually open it up, and read it.
Oliver Collins
WTF canada get your shit together
Aiden Reyes
>70 replies
The emense levels of butt hurt are always so rewarding from these threads. Canadians are normally the most polite little cunts, but you mention that their beer tastes like moose piss, their country is about as white as Bruce Lees dick, and the fact that their army is gayer than a velvet painting of two boys fucking, and the reeeeeee echos in eternity. Dance my puppets dance, dance!
Jaxson Richardson
Michael Barnes
Stop with this d&c shit
Sage
Kevin Lee
>chief fetal alcohol syndrome
Luke Hill
You raise some good outrage points (the physical preparation of the average white male is fucking atrocious everywhere) but fundamentally real Canadians (not the various niggers allowed in by Jew-brainwashed liberals) are the blood kin of white American and we will always love them.
Dylan Peterson
Just think Snow Nigger, we're about to get a fucking Space Navy and you don't even have any attack helicopters. Have a (You)
Lincoln Lewis
We're not polite at all. That's just a pre-internet meme. Or maybe we're just getting more jaded with the changing times.
Lucas Gomez
Leftists are unironically depending on these fat fucks during Civil War 2.0
Joseph Ross
The Rangers aren't a regular army unit, they are the exact opposite. It is too expensive to post regular units up to the middle of nowhere in the territories. These guys just given some old rifles to keep polar bears away while they check up on automated sensors and bullshit like that.
Ian Watson
>ut fundamentally real Canadians (not the various niggers allowed in by Jew-brainwashed liberals) are the blood kin of white American
Fundamentally they are the blood kind of traitors to our revolution; ironic they called themselves "loyalists" as they are a nation of back stabbers. S to spit on Canada
Colton Cooper
>world superpower fails to crush uneducated goat-herders in a land-locked country, blames fat canadians, plans to attack Mars, more at 11:00
Isaiah Fisher
More like passive agressive; can you explain to me why literally every white guy from the greater Toronto area dresses like a nigger but sounds like a woman from southern California?
Nolan Lee
The vast majority of loyalists stayed in America you retard lmao read a book
Chase Lewis
>half
>75%
?????
Hudson Walker
Kandahar actually was Canadas fault, and if you ever met a Canadian "solder" IRL you would understand why...
Luke Morgan
I almost was one but i wised up
This was/is a bullshit war from the start, i don't think it's meant to be won, they intend to keep troops there and need a reason
Colton Gonzalez
>Their recruits are even fat during training
Seriously dog fuckers, can you fucking explain yourselves? How in the fuck is this a "military"? Dying with laughter
Jonathan Rodriguez
Reason is you faggots fight like the French. Seriously the only mistake was trusting you and the British
Zachary Torres
Passive aggressive is also a meme. I'd go more with aloof
Angel Williams
I really dont think your soldiers look any better. Mostly nerds playing soldier after too many videogames
Noah Sullivan
Highly delusional people with a perpetual Napolian Complex, especially the ones from Ontario are the most spiteful and vindictive folks you will ever meet. I no shit think the lack of vitamin D from low amounts of yearly sunlight contribute to your disproportionately high rates of cluster B personality disorders
Noah Diaz
Our recruits look like they got out of a concentration camp at graduation you delusional frost nigger
Isaac Jones
may be true today, i dunno, but it wasn't twenty years ago.
today real men decide to get a trade and make 6 figures instead, the military is no longer appealing to alphas
Nicholas Cook
>b-but i thought they had the best trained military ever?
thats all i ever hear from leafs.
>our military this
>our military that
god, someone just invade them
Lincoln Richardson
is there a more homosexual army on the face of the planet? or is it literally canada?
Ethan Wilson
You're right, I guess I'm retarded for getting free tuition with a monthly pay check like doing keg stands was my 9-5 for 4 years after the military; what the fuck was I thinking...
Logan Allen
>our revolution
Our jew-backed nigger infested revolution. Read a history book post 1796 please. I'll give you a hint: Milwaukee has elected more socialist Mayors than other major American city. This is in no way an accident.
Joseph Scott
Nah look at them. Not a grown man among them. Modern militaries are full of dweebs
Thomas Taylor
They have a weaker military than you do.
Not even joking.
Occupation of Canada could be achieved in about 4 months.
Anthony Perry
different situation here we don't put 25% of our budget into the military