Be American

'cause if you be a bitch and get arrested, you gonna be someone's bitch in prison. Don't do things to goto jail/prison, bitchboy.

you gotta go back

Because there's an excellent way to avoid prison rape. Don't do shit that gets you sent to prison. 'Nuff said.

Damn I want to go to jail that's hot.

Fag

>be american
>buy real estate post tax return
>claim business write off
>go to jail for 20 years
>be african america
>drag an elderly women from her car and smash her head in to paste
>attack police who try and apprehend you
>have a shitty free lawyer
>mock the judge
>prison for five years
damn wtf

Hehe dude I've seen Oz too

>now I want those candy bars back, those exact ones

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Again, don't be a bitch, bitchboy, be professional.

Nothing has changed since the middle ages, people would line up to watch public torture and executions if they could

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Most Americans view it as part of the punishment. If you got raped in prison you probably deserved it, and you should have thought twice about whatever you did to get there if you didn't want to be raped. Also if you're a man and you get raped it's either wholly or partially your fault, you should have been strong enough to fight it off, and if you were too weak and a bitch, you got treated like one as you deserved.

I'm not saying any of this is correct but that's how most people view it.

youtube.com/watch?v=xUFfy_Rld_8

Americans are used to be fucked in the ass, its a cultural thing

As opposed to being forced into a cartel I suppose

>I remember this 21 year old kid, became my celly. I made him shave off all his body hair and wear cut off jeans with his ass cheeks out. I’d sell him to the niggers for smokes and commissary.
>He ended up hanging himself

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>be cletus
>manufacture meth in your christian militia compound in the ozarks
>get busted
>go to prison for life even though you were just the dealer
>be african american using meth
>stab your gf and your kid to death with a knife
>try to dispose of the bodies in the bathroom somehow and make a nasty mess with your knife
>police show up because loud noises n shit
>get arrested
>go to jail for ten years

no it comes from american niggers because all niggers are gay

Ha ha I a proud white boy junior!

Oh back in the day me an the boys would have sweet talked you into a cell, one of them would have sat on your back while me and another would rip open your cornhole.

I used to say “scream all you want C.O.s won’t do shit for you”. They wouldn’t either: all of them are on the take AB runs the dope in state prisons in the Midwest.

Next while you were blubbering and pulling your orange jump suit back up we tell you it would happen again unless your parents put money on our books. I’d sit there on the metal stool next to you while you were on the phone balling your eyes out to your mama about what we did and trying not to laugh.

Once we got all your comissary and your parents stop sending us money we’d rape you again.

Hell one time a punk brought me a butter packet to use for lube LOL.

You go into prison you better be rich or ripped, don’t take any favors or food off anyone. If someone steals something from you, you find that fucker and beat the shit out of him: if we see you let someone steal from you we are gonna rob your ass next.

you must be 18 to be here

Based.

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nice LARP you've never been to jail teeny bopper. this shit is only really among niggers and between niggers

Whoa... so this is the power of the white race...

If you are weak and want to avoid being raped do this:

You will first be put in observation for anywhere from a week to month.

You’ll be in private cell or dormitory for that time with other noobies.

Act crazy. Talk to yourself. Cover yourself in your own shit, hell cover yourself in someone else’s shit. Refuse to eat. Self harm: they’ll put you in a nut house ward and you can spend your days doing the thorazine shuffle in a pickle suit, no one gonna rape you there. Maybe some whacked out nigger but the C.O.s will be observing everyone there all the time so I doubt kunte kinte will get a finger in.

That or be funny, there was this fat kid with red hair: we gonna rape the shit out of him. My man Sticky loved fat girls, we called him chubby chaser.

Anyway this fat kid was funny as shit so we kept him around and looked after him. We called him hokey pokey. Last I heard he was a cook at a Waffle House.

Alright tough guy, post your prison ID

Good larp

Ha ha ha

Talk all the shit you want door warrior. If you saw me in person you’d piss your panties.

pics?

You're a goof

Post your prison ID. Put black bars over the person stuff in MS paint if you have to.

80799. Good luck trying to figure out which state.

Uhh don't go to prison you dumb nigger

I was in jail and all the fags got smashed around by everyone. you are full of shit pussy, I watched some fat bikers smash a wigger in the face with a chair until he gurgled like a tard

I wasn't talking to you, retard

He's a larping goof faggot typing out his homo fantasies on an anime imageboard

Right after you post your full name and address.

I did my time at Moberly and Farmington.

I was Outlaws Club and then AB. To this day I associate with SW Honkeys.

Do try and fuck with me, or don’t and learn something.

>Be European
>Go to prison
>Be Jihad'd or turned into a Jihad
Nice alternative.

Just post a picture of your prison ID with the personal info blacked out as proof. I could say I was in the Spetsnaz but it doesn't mean shit if I don't have proof.

Jail? You mean prison? You fucked up there tinker bell

Shit like this wouldn't happen if we had private prisons. Imagine if you had to pay monetary reparations to the people that were affected by your crimes, and you got to choose which prison you went to do do your time and work. Would these prisons have an incentive to throw you in a cage with non-violent and violent offenders mixed together? Or would they have an incentive to make the experience as quick and painless as possible? Would the injusted people be worse off than in the current system?

only the coons are into the open gay stuff, the gay rape thing is really a nigger thing. and whenever a prison riot happens the first people who die are the gay coons. look up the prison riot in new mexico, the whites and mexicans killed all the blacks and rapists

never been in prison because im not a loser but you are full of complete shit with your gay larps

Aren't European prisons basically just extended stay hotels for immigrants?

there already are private prisons in the USA and everything bad you described happens there

>hurr durr they deserved it cuz they're criminals!
that's why retarded conservatives are okay with it and
>hurr durr who cares they're males
that's why retarded liberals are okay with it.

Faggot just watched OZ, hahahaha

>went from AB to SW honkeys
Good larp, you tried.

So wait, did the Outlaws know you ran with AB or did you take your patch off? Because you can't set trip in jail, that's the kind of thing you get raped for.

Anyway you're full of shit, you just needed an excuse to write gay prison rape fanfic on the internet. I did more dirt than a country road before I turned 18 and I know how this shit works. You'd get raped for flipping colors like that.

I watch Lockup on Netflix too :).

hes not lying. I did time in Florida, its no joke inside there. Being built like a tank won't always help you either when you have a shank against your neck and 2 guys holding you down. I've seen the toughest street type guys come in and not be able to handle it.

yeah except everyone else says your far more likely to get stabbed to death than get raped

Here you go

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its more of a meme of our feminist society that is obsessed with male emasculation

Yeah, not good if you haven't done a serious offense and u stuck with peeps who wana extortion u, kill u, hurt u.

They should just lock up all the different gangs in one big cell. Watch them all shit their pants.

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I have been to prison. Most of the time, there are so many faggots in prison there is no need for rape. Unless you allow yourself to get punked out, the chances of getting raped are slim. Some skinny video game nerd who has never kissed a girl or been in a fight are the kind who will get targeted if it does happen, but a lot of times the state can see this and puts them in protective custody before they can get got. Another thing you best leave at the door is this "diversity is good/racism is bad" bullshit. That leftist faggotry doesn't exist behind bars. It's true tribal warfare. You don't even shake hands with or talk to niggers. You also don't go out of your way to fuck with them, either. It's a mutual respect type of thing. Find some white guys and clique up as quickly as you can. Also all niggers in prison are gay without exception. They think it would be gay NOT to be gay in prison. They have to put their dicks into something warm and wet and they don't care what the hole is attached to, man or beast. Don't go out of your way looking for a fight, but the first time someone tries to take advantage of you in any way - even if it's taking a .50 cent pack of Ramen Noodles out of your lock box - you better be willing to throw down and fight to the death. If you roll over even once on something small it will only get worse and COULD lead to some raping. Predators notice this shit and will try to test you. Even if you get your ass kicked they will know you aren't a mark and go elsewhere.

>stay with your own kind
>mind your own business
>be a fucking man
>don't talk shit
>don't start shit
>keep your head on a swivel

Best thing to do is not go to prison, but if you do, you better man up in a hurry.

>flag
>checks out

Posted it

You see, it’s hard for normies who haven’t done time to believe what is like.

It fightens he shit out of you because you download kiddie porn and fear the knock of the police at any moment.

You can talk all the shit you want but Inam being real.

What we do to chomos should make you sacred, fear not you’ve got your own wing now.

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The predatory behavior is what really got to me. Someone as simple as a guy purposely dropping something and then asking if you can pick it up can lead to rape.

Fuck all that shit.

They need clamp down on this stuff.

I have never seen a shower rape.

Nobody wants that to see that go down while they are getting clean.

At least it's white on white rape

The whole prison rape thing is a meme , it only happens if you want it to happen

I watch Lockup on Netflix. The anxiety of a random guy randomly shanking you is not good.

Sure, so any citizen can go out and start a private prison, right? There are no 'private' prisons in the United States

Classic-tier pasta.

I agree, do these inmates even have their raping licences?

LARP, you've been watching too many films boyo.

anecdotal fallacy

hows satan doing these days?

Yes there are private prisons in the US

That’s kinda hot

who gives a shit about what happens to people in prison

Chomos and goofs get PC'd up for good reason cause they get beaten within an inch of their life by anyone...

Anyways youre just writing your gay larp homosex fantasies everywhere... you make it out like it happens any non-affiliated inmate but most places its only if youre in debt (dont accept favours), if you got beef or if youre a feminine easy target.

And u didnt answer

Very funny Cody. Go play catch with your dad on the front yard like a good boy now.

(like my US knowledge).

"Private" prisons are government prisons run by companies which are funded by the government. AKA something that is impossible in the free market

You come into my house you’re gonna do something for me.

That was my home. You’re gonna be of benefit to me. At the very least you contributed by not annoying me.

If you ladies want to know what real time is like I will tell you: boredom. You do what you can to make the time go by. You lift, you work your job, but you got to make your money too. That’s where running dope and other contraband helps out, and you can only do that if you are saddled up. The other game was of course turning out weaklings to get money on your books.

My dad uses a mobility scooter to get around. He has a thyroid issue you bigot!

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>leddit spacing
fuck off faggot

it's a good incentive to not get sent to prison

private prisons, run by private companies, paid for by government

not politics fag
baseded and reported

Jesus fucking christ shut the fuck up. You're literally Donny The Punk.

>They need clamp down on this stuff.

even on the consensual stuff?
why?

how very aryan of you

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I'm sorry user.

Lets say you're a typical middle/upper middle class white kid from the suburbs. One night, like almost all young guys do, you drove your car after drinking a little too much. You crash and you end up killing someone. Your parents can't afford to bail you out, you're getting a DUI manslaughter charge and getting locked up.

If you're the typical middle class white kid, you're absolutely going to get raped. Your upbringing did not prepare you for what you're about to face, the first day you'll make so many mistakes it will be blood in shark infested waters.

He was asking for it, look at the way he dresses outside of prison. What a raging obnoxious faggot.

games.adult-fanfiction.
org/story.php?no=600090509

archiveofourown org/works/12323790

If anyone here is into this concept, I wrote a Sonic story about it

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