Brit/pol/

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i bought this from our price when it came out.

im old!

roast me

rum

I invented goalposting.

bum

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Lads I just matched a at on tinder. Give me a good icebreaker

You on the drink tonight

wanna fuck?

a couple

Hey lads I know we all joke around with each other and talk smack on here but I have a serious question:

What can America do for Britain?

We all know America is the global superpower and controls the oceans. We've fought side by side with you guys for the last 100 years, winning two world wars.

I just feel like America needs to give back to Britain because ever since our rise to greatness Britain has been so overwhelmed trying to keep up with our superiority that she can't even help herself.

LADS PLAYER POWER ONLINE AND MAKE BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN

The filthy fucking Lib Dem’s shave ALLOWED OPEN MIGRATION and are fucking REDUCING THE ARMY BUDGET

We need you!!!!

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No booze left int house ffs completed my two rations
Here's a story for you

>be me
>about to go out on a date with a qt
>have a ritual where I drink a whole bottle of white wine and listen to lo-fi hip hop before hand
>housemate sees me take bottle to room
>'user you aren't going to drink all that before your date are you?'
>'of course not'
>put bottle back in the fridge
>oh shit i forgot something at the shop
>go to the shop, buy a bottle of wine and a blt
>post wine bottle through window
>go back through with the bag and the BLT and eat in front of housemate
>Go back to room and get pissed to lo fi hip hop

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Why are they killing furries?

Play

Have

Fuck auto. Correct.

If ww3 were ever to occur the best possible outcome would be a crushing victory over the red chink menace

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i invented sniff posting lol
one day early last year i just started posting SNIFFFFFF instead of BRRAAPPP in reply to ass and feet pics and next thing i know everyone is fucking doing it

i wasn't the first to reply with pictures of people sniffing though... that was someone else

UI's too complicated

nancy sinatra was lowkey peng

I think your government is even more kike-infested than our own, is that the case?

You little nigger you literally move to a part of the country with low opposition, join a party and run in an election.

Once that’s done spam adverts and rally’s until you get some national importance then start using activism to move pops right wing to get more support.

Job done

Dan!

I caused goalposting
i said something about a football match that was going to be on or soemthing then someone replied to me mocking me and goalposting started

Late night munchy box

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ww3 can't come soon enough

see how this country scrapes out of certain death a 3rd time

no

modern day britishness is based on banks in the city of london

banks = kikes

far too much salad to be the real deal

Spic neigbours playing music loud reeeeeeeeeee

>coop is open anuvva 2 hours

classic dilemma
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go fir wit? yer naw gittin selt drink anyways ya cunt its past 10

nothing

I am "Joe Owens".

If above 50 I stay
If below 50 I go (and stay)

>implying this “country” isn’t already died

Theresa May is facing an unprecedented political crisis, according to a new poll that reveals voters are implacably opposed to her Brexit plan and are prepared to turn to Ukip or parties of the far right.

In a survey that will spark unease in Downing Street, the YouGov poll found that the public believes Boris Johnson, the former foreign secretary, is better placed to negotiate with Brussels and lead the Conservatives into the next election.

It highlights how voters are polarising, with growing numbers alienated from the two main parties. About 38% would vote for a new party on the right that was committed to Brexit, while 24% are prepared to support an explicitly far-right anti-immigrant, anti-Islam party.

thetimes.co.uk/article/brexit-poll-voters-turn-to-far-right-boris-johnson-and-remain-sh5n8vchq

I could charm the bees knees off the bees
Watch and learn, Casanova

FUG

ye cannae even leave the hoose by yersel calm doon ya recluse

Amazon predicts a riot

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I'm getting dressed up like a pure professional
shirt and that

walk up to the counter with a mocha strike up some convo about how their shift is nearly done and slide some classy booze on the counter
rub my nose and give off the impression i'll kick off if they try anything

GUARANTEE i get served
brb

What party are you in lad?

I’m in UKIPas “Pat McGroyne”, currently working in the south east as a politician. We should become the third or 2nd largest party after the general election and we can hopefully revert the bullshit law school that Lib Dem wanker’s introduced

>HE'S NOT ILLEGALIST FATALIST DETERMINIST CRYPTO-ANARCHIST ROMANTICIST ACCELERATIONIST LIBERTINE

fuckin state ae u larpers

if any cunt here could pull that off it'd be me

>Ukip or parties of the far right.

I do indeed want sargon of akkad to be our Führer

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God just give me a no deal brexit

That’s all iev ever wanted

how come you're all underage

Lmfao I forgot you cunts can't even buy booze past your beddy time

He made a post in which he claimed he had "borrowed" details from the life of a friend of his & "added them on", so to speak, to his own life and it had led to him being doxxed.

No one ever found out how or anything more than that, or who doxxed him but I think it was through those dating app screenshots.

People or one person was claiming for months they were going to doxx him, but the autists also spent months trying to crack YKTDs trip so it wouldn't surprise me.

Sargon will take care of us just like how he takes good care of his wife’s child once he becomes the leader Britain craves

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Children on school holidays on Brit/pol trying to make posts like Eddie.

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Just sit down here and tell Uncle Jeremy all about it...

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is he scottish or are you just saying he's underage?

he's underage and larping, all the strong stuff, more like everything but the cheap wine and beer is behind the counter so

poor girl

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fucking retarded virgins

You should make a discord or some other way to communicate, I'd be up for it.

>Girl

pubesy can't buy alcohol past 10pm. no wonder you're always angrily posting on here late night.

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i already have my drink and coke u mad fanny

>proves my point

ooooooohhhhhhhhhh

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i made virgins like you seethe before eddie even knew how to use the internet

>girl

The acid attack thing, why are they hunting 3 pakis when people are saying a skinny white dude did it?

Stop talking about booze I'm trying to cut down you fags

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that reminds me

time for a refill and a fag cheers wee man

Is Britain a third world country at this point? It feels like it

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>trying this hard to make me seethe
Son i had a big bird bouncing on my D just this morning. I don't need to >COPE

Depends on the region.

>people are saying a skinny white dude did it?

proof ?

>i cope by shagging fat birds
>i dont need to cope
pick one you sad virgin

free agency doesn't exist

We are all products of society

>demographics, industry (or lack of) count for nothing
>Tower hamlets is better than Kngihtsbridge if you freely chose to live in it.
I know I'm trying to help a tripmong but still lad at least show a little brains.

Dan!

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Listen to me, man! I think we should vote for Enoch Powell. Enoch’s our man. I think Enoch’s right, I think we should send them all back. Stop Britain from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out. Get the wogs out. Get the coons out. Keep Britain white. I used to be into dope, now I’m into racism. It’s much heavier, man. Fucking wogs, man. Fucking Saudis taking over London. Bastard wogs. Britain is becoming overcrowded and Enoch will stop it and send them all back. The black wogs and coons and Arabs and fucking Jamaicans and fucking… don’t belong here, we don’t want them here. This is England, this is a white country, we don’t want any black wogs and coons living here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. England is for white people, man. We are a white country. I don’t want fucking wogs living next to me with their standards. This is Great Britain, a white country. What is happening to us, for fuck’s sake?

>and coke
>do coke
>drink like a fish (cos coke)
>run out
>???

Meet you @ Berwick.

>any of this being wrong

Enoch was an Indian nationalist

>doesn’t understand what I’ve said

environment, culture and even genetics all plays a part in a group of people social output

If there’s a occurring problem without a community it is the fault of the factors that I have mentioned

thats a fuckin trek though

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I don't need to shag fat birds to cope, but i enjoy the variety. Maybe you should try it sometime, you may meet someone.

I'll win you one of these at the arcade.

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>coping this hard because you shag fat birds so you cope even harder by trying to get everyone else to shag fat birds
I've done a number on you.

pick me up and we can call it a date x

tried to buy a bottle of gin and he said nah
haggled him down to non hard liquor (thanks trump)
fucked up his system by buying desperados

drinking desperados tonight

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..and a mocha

anything for you sweety. i'll pick up the drinks in the england.

sing it with me

DES-PE-RADO

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