Brit/pol/ - Pubesy Is #1 Edition

Why are you such a whiny little faggot?

xth for taking pictures of your mums 3 beers and pretending you bought them

12th for having a bricklayer as your mum

>brit/pol/ > Jow Forums > reddit > outer/pol/

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You are why this country is so shit, so why come here? Just interested.

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>The men were standing, rifle in hand, as though carved in stone, their eyes fixed on the ground in front of them. Now and then by the light of a rocket I saw the gleam of helmet after helmet, bayonet after bayonet, and I was filled with pride at commanding this handful of men that might very likely be pounded into the earth but could not be conquered. It is in such moments that the human spirit triumphs over the mightiest demonstrations of material force. The fragile body, steeled by the will, stands up to the most terrific punishment.

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>b-b-but muh safespace
u mad britboy?

t. Pot noodle eating civvy virgin neet

youtube.com/watch?v=dqqgG5_T2eA

>being defensive

tell me your problems

>Designated Leftist where art thou?

You may enjoy Asad Haider's book about identity politics critiqued from the left called "Mistaken Identitiy"

i've done a number on you

t. could only dream of ever fighting in a symmetric war

Why didn't you take a picture if you went to the co op?

I'm 99% sure that artwork was done by somebody on /his/ to depict Julius Caesar and not an ideal Nazi.

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>t. Pot noodle eating civvy virgin neet

lowland highland
east west
argyll montrose
dal riata pictavia
a tale as old as time

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t. could only dream of being in direct sunlight

Well now
Well now

Albania

So why are you here?

how do you feel about seeing Jenna kneeling to this pagan idol?
youtu.be/BdGf1wf6ss0

i feel it

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what'd you mean? i own you, do you really think id leave my cattle unattended?

Ah ok you're a spastic

I don't see the resemblance

so what

im still a rockstar

that's definitely her mate

prove you're not a newfag.

who is the oldest trip you remember?

me: NowIHaveBecomeCancer

>inb4 newfags

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My dream to the maximum is workplace sexual bullying, abuse of power shenanigans where this woman is the perpetrator. Casting couch ultimatum. Stick your tongue up my cunt this instant or you'll have no future here. Required scheduled unceasing pleasurings or else.

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I wonder what happened to the Elliot poster

I'm not a Nazi

who cares

the only trip that matters is pubesy

Eddie what's happened to you, son?

He talked about getting rid of his laptop a while ago. Must have done it.

respect my gs

youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0

NowIAmBecomeCancer*

mental thinking back how this knobhead was able to single handedly ruin Brit/pol/ politics by calling everything and anything LARPing

on the plus side the average age of shit/pol/ers is probably at least 5 years higher than Jow Forums, in which the average age is 11.

also: Cordial.

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>anonymong huddles for warmth after getting bullied for posting pictures of his mums beer
I've done a number on you.

Cordelia* apparently

i'm very bad at this

AnonySTRONG

mental how i need to call out larpers to this day because underage fags feel the need to post pictures of their mothers beers

twistin my melon man

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Eddie is shite now, think he might have lost it.

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youtube.com/watch?v=5BmEGm-mraE

the most accomplished trip. How many Jow Forums trolls can say they got two morons to a boatyard & a park?

you're outdone only by the lad who strangled his girlfriend and posted her on here

mental that is

Pubes

post ur mums beer again lol

im gonna shit piss and sperm on you

thought this was a clash about music

Felchmong.

>two morons to a boatyard & a park?
>believing this COPE

been a nightly routine to get messed up and get genuinely quite sad how long ive been here and how often though.

so much wasted time.

so much wasted potential.

i could've done medical school or law school 2 times over

oi Coelbren, you thick cunt, your ship's sunk so I quick dunk six chunks of shit lumps on his lip once then quick punch, leave six lumps on his big head

fuck off dickhead

it's honestly fine

Felchmong.

i know right what a coping retard

besides you all know where i live so stop larping like you turned up anywhere u get me

you transvestite you're not ready

Bare little pricks on a cactus one
This bar here is a casket one
I made more from pop than you do from a box
And your chick still whines to my bashment ones

keep LARPing but those 2 nights, i missed the first as it was happening, the thread was filled with people thinking they had gotten one over on pube, meanwhile i bet he was laughing his arse off at the fact 2 morons had travelled train distances to meet him for something he never planned to show up at it

bet it was a right laugh.

he strikes me as younger, not 13 or anything, but late teens/early 20s and i did stupid shit like that on Jow Forums back then as well and can only imagine what a laugh that'd be

Check my flow, check my slang
This guy looks like an orangutan
I don't give a fuck how many pillows you bang, you're still a wanker
That's why you hurt your hand
I heard you suck dick for twos on a fag
Or lick a man's balls just for a gram
I know what you're doing, I saw the plan
You're lucky that I didn't get to record a man

how wild would it be if I was a pube alt

Splendidness. Nobody can craft an insult like the British.
Please, sir: might I steal and vigorously use this?

shit you might need to stop posting soon you've nearly used all of my mobile data

>laughing his arse off at the fact 2 morons
ha ha yeah what a pair of melts haha, probably explains why pube stopped using his trip

Would you lads examine her breasts? To make sure she doesn't have cancer, of course.

Eddie are you here

>this country beat the germans in ww1

and most people don't realise "this country" was also ireland

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_of_Great_Britain_and_Ireland

>pubesy coping this hard

I've done a number on you pube

M O G G E D

SKIM MILK CHUGGING WITH A BITCH HOT AS ASPHALT
BITCH WONDER WHY I'M CUMMING QUICK IT'S UR ASS FAULT

it's not fine. if there was like a "list of hours spent here" like on steam, i'd probably off myself if i were forced to face that realisation head on.

whenever somebody calls me a newfag i just smirk and then begin to wimper

its really sad and has became a real problem since losing my job. too much time to reflect on what a waste of time this is.

it all adds up in the end
this

but i'm going nowhere except maybe to the 24/7 tescos to get some beer

unironically what do you want and why

I was bustin' all on your bitch, she wiped it off with your sweater
I'm a drug addict, I'm richer than my professor

what do i want in what context?

youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE

3 long term goals

5 short term goals

i'd have kept using my trip and just kept denying anyone ever showed up.

i imagine the 2nd lad going to lochar was like the zenith of it all though, no where to go but down

SIPPIN. TEA. IN YO. HOOD .WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS UP. YOU. BUTTERCUP.

youtube.com/watch?v=ymSgls0Ce24

>pornbimbo.com/video/4138/lindsey-leigh-sniff-my-mans-gym-bag

Mash a man down like a potato
I'm a part of the military like Nato
You could never murk me if you say so
Make your head spin around like a tornado
Lay a man flat on the floor like Playdough
Head to head like Wiley vs Kano
Eruption like a volcano
Make you break up like Diddy and J-Lo
I'm the Master Chief like Halo
I keep undercover and stay low
Kill an MC for a payroll
Just for talking out their a-hole
Just for talking out their a-hole
And there's one thing that I gotta say though
I don't take Ketamine
Cause I don't wanna get stuck in that k-hole

>Mash a man down like a potato

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I'm the admiral of being admirable
That's why I'm radical like a lion on Adderall

>Eruption like a volcano

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I got golden bars
Texas hold 'em bars
Trust me I'm gonna go them yards
Might see me rollin' round on stolen cars
Man I got golden bars
Big fat swollen bars
Other mc's spit stolen bars
Nobody else don't know them bars

lads moving from kent to plymouth for work.

whats the number 1 thing to do there?

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Look I be like, what's really good?
Say you're a gangsta, what's really good?
Say you're a thug then, what's really good?
Come show man blud, what's really good?

wasnt sure if you were serious. i didnt want to write out like an essay in case you werent.

>3 long term goals
gonna have to be 2 long term goals
1. secure more long term employment
2. fix relationships
3. not be completely sober as that sounds awful but decrease my intake of various substances

>5 short term goals
1. fix sleeping routine
2. stop binging on alcohol & amphetamine every other night
3. restore health - this would be a long term goal but i'm pretty healthy as it is. just put 1 or 2 stone on recently which wouldnt be a problem if it werent due to inactivity and starvation.

running out now lad.

give us some of yours too. thats only fair.

i guess 4. could be to half my time on brit/pol/ but its the only place on Jow Forums i visit now besides Jow Forums, /his/ and Jow Forums.

#ripdepz

>gonna have to be 2 long term goals
oh look i cant count or think

so what are you all gonna do when you have to stop chatting about me?