I thought we would have more time

I bet this is Drumpf's fault.

What if we get an alert in time for red state voters to move to blue states like Oregon and Minnesota?
Would that help or hurt the The Right?

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California here. I'm safe. HAHAHAHA

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If /kvg/ taught me anything it is to not freak out over cracks. Unless I see major earthquake activity signaling lava movement I won't care.

Reporting live from Yellowstone, this is Phil McCracken...

Yellowstone volcano latest: Shock video shows terrifying crack at nearby Grand Teton
A GIGANTIC crack appearing on a volcano near Yellowstone National Park has been caught in a terrifying video.
express.co.uk/news/world/992269/yellowstone-volcano-eruption-grand-teton-national-park-100ft-crack-wyoming-america

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God will send his wrath.

The yellowstone volcano is a Jewish scare tactic

Theres no time left. I guess we gotta gas the kikes, race war now!

imagine if that thing explodes and 'muricans are stuck because of wall.

witnessed!

It has 170000 years to go before it is over due.

In MN, the wind will blow all the ash and dust this way. I'm hoping the volcanic winter will wreak havoc on our cold intolerant populations and food rationing will make our more over-empathetic types think twice about who they will share with.

We are about to be hit by a heatwave next week, its already unbearable.

please yellowstone, give us some winter.

first heard about it in 2002, erupts every 600,000 to 800,000 years, and supposedly it's about to go off again right now.

Yeah, I doubt it.

That'd be like some terrorist planting a bomb in my house 2 weeks ago, and me finding it 1 second before it goes off.

Best part of a trash movie
>disaster porn is great

the most forced meme of all time
I'm just surprised it isn't the retarded Aussie as OP this time

>5 years later

oh it still hasnt blown?

yellowstone erupting is the logical conclusion to america

God will send his ass?

Went there last year to see it before it blows. Recommend it to fellow pollacks

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>Grand Teton does not sit directly above Yellowstone’s magma chambers, but the whole area is susceptible to ground movement due to geological activity, so cracks are not unusual.

>Grand Teton does not sit directly above Yellowstone’s magma chambers, but the whole area is susceptible to ground movement due to geological activity

>Grand Teton does not sit directly above Yellowstone’s magma chambers,

>does

>not

>sit

>directly

>above

CAN YOU PEOPLE READ FOR FUCKS SAKE

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The cascadia subduction zone will go before Yellowstone blows. This isnt rare for Yellowstone at all. Relax,its not blowing anytime soon.

REPENT FOR THE END IS NIGH

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>Kirwan and Ratliff rushed over to the pool to aid the terrified dog, and Kirwan’s attitude indicated he was about to go into the spring after it. According to bystanders, several people tried to warn Kirwan off by yelling at him not to jump in, but he shouted “Like hell I won’t!” back at them, took two steps into the pool, and then dove head-first into the boiling spring.

>Kirwan swam out to the dog and attempted to take it to shore; he then disappeared underwater, let go of the dog, and tried to climb out of the pool. Ratliff helped pull Kirwan out of the hot spring (resulting in second-degree burns to his own feet), and another visitor led Kirwan to the sidewalk as he reportedly muttered, “That was stupid. How bad am I? That was a stupid thing I did.”

>Kirwan was indeed in very bad shape. He was blind, and when another park visitor tried to remove one of his shoes, his skin (which was already peeling everywhere) came off with it. He sustained third-degree burns to 100% of his body, including his head, and died the following morning at a Salt Lake City hospital. (Moosie did not survive, either.)

What do you hope burns up first when you all are pompeii'd?

If the pressure has built up that much that it's trying to escape there it's all over.

/comfy/ af in the PNW.

If Yellowstone does blow as bad as it can,you do realize it will not only effect America but other countries as well. Actually the whole world would feel its affects. Lots of people will die,not a good scenario...

Sage
These were fun at first but now it’s just annoying seeing these waste space

Nobody is safe when the food producing Midwest is covered in ash

How tall and border-encompassing do you think this wall is going to be, Pekka?

>somehow the pressure magically causes cracks in an area 60 miles away from it but not anywhere closer

By the time its ready to blow humans will be extinct already or will have the technology to stop it from being a disaster

It's solidly capped, so it's leaking at the nearest weak point around the cap. Glad I'm in a different hemisphere.

I think it was a few yrs back that some of the roads there melted from the heat. Pretty crazy.

The spics.

Hopefully it does blow the world needs a purge of humans.

checked

please god

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The chamber is 50 miles max.

The cracks are in an area 60 miles away.

Its outside of the chamber and the weak point you speak of.

last four is year it goes BOOM

So how do you want to die when it comes raining down?
if you end like pompeii, how many of you would aim to be immortalized like that one dude who died fapping?