Tfw new timeline

Hooker island, kek

Rooskies planning on commandeering some more property that doesn't belong to them...

>only just switched
exactly, today or more likely in the last few hours.

I heard of vaguely remember Franz-Josef Land, but it was near antartica. the other two? never heard of. what's up with all those seas north of russia? In my original timeline this was simply ice, the arctic and below the arctic ocean.

It's Thule rising from the ocean

>Hooker island
Oh ok now we know where your mom lives

Madagascar has always been next to Africa

You've never heard of Svalbard? Anyone who's seen a map of the world knows of Svalbard.

Here is a real mindfuck.

>Cuba now the size of Florida instead of being a small island

Gets me everytime.

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whole map

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Look at this shit. No way was it ever that big.

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the most retarded type of slide thread

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>American education

Just because you have never focused on thoae areas does not mean they didn't exist.. If I look.at a map of the south-east Asia or the Bering strait I'll probably see a bunch of land/islands I didn't notice earlier either..

I live next to the damn place, and if you asked me to draw a map, I would most likely only draw Svalbard, not the other two..

BOND 1

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> Being so retarded you actually believe in this "timeline" bullshit
low IQ moron

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>cut off antarctica
hmm.jpeg

And now there's some place called "Bermuda", lol.

it's funny how maps have different ways of showing scale and size.
In google earth greenland is not nearly as big as that map makes it for example.

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>heard of Svalbard
No, never. It's entirely new to me.

Well, the whole south america looks wrong. No a whole damn lot looks wrong but I'm already starting to confuse the timelines.

Those were always there.
Protip: if you can survive in Svalbard for 5 years you get full Norwegian citizenship.

Reality has been wrong since 2012 when the world ended.

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must be the mangele affect i heard about it on /x/

:^I

Polar bear zone.
Shotguns are mandatory

wtf dude, it's called mandarin effect

must be the mandela effect. It CAN'T be that the globe is a more accurate representation

please tell me that pic is an after a surgery or something and men in this time line don't naturally produce such feminin bodyshape

no it's called Mengele effect named after professor Josef Mengele. great guy.

filthy native timeliner detected
Berenstein universe always best universe

Svalbard was in The Golden Compass

how in the hell thats not even Mercator effect

Maybe you’re just retarded user

It was a real guy with no surgery, had huge natural hips. Everyone went homo for him on /fit.

Australia is way closer to Indonesia now. South America is further west, isthmus of Panama runs from east to west instead of north to south

>madagascar is now off the country of Africa instead of Australia
HOLY SHIT ITS REAL

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AAAAAAAAAAAAfuck!

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*south America is further east

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You're just dogshit as geography user

Or, perhaps, you had just confused the arctic and antarctic?

Holy fuck. They still speak an Austronesian language despite being nowhere near Austronesia anymore. I'm really creeped out.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austronesian_languages

I think it was notheast of antactica, half way to australia.

Wished they didn't fuck with my Oscar Meyer Wiener though.

There's an episode of Wizards of Waverly Place and the Simpsons where the Mona Lisa isn't smiling, she has the original timeline's resting bitch/sad face.

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This timeline's truly messed up.

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Interesting story. A bunch of people from Indonesia discovered Madagascar. They killed off the Monkey and Sloth Lemurs.

Real pioneer

Why do I like girls whose eyes are slightly too far apart?

I know that feel user

That is the resting bitch face what women original had. but feminism took it to the next level.

Remember when the pillsbury doughboy had a blue tie and made sense?

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i come from the timeline where its Spelt Rubix not Rubiks Cube

Irony is Mengele is responsible for less deaths than Mandela, and yet look which one is celebrated. With all the anti-white sentiment out there, surprised no one highlights what Nelson and Winne did to destroy white privilege with every bombing and necklacing they commanded to be done.

Same.

i come from the timeline where its MIRROR MIRROR not MAGIC MIRROR

this one is the closest one I found yet. (residue from movie the davinci code with t.hanks)

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>there are people that thought madagascar was ever off the coast of australia

what the fuck, is this bait?

can anybody tell me what a "New Zealand" is? I swear that it was never there before

What fresh madness is this! I am certain that northern Japan used to be south of Korea and where the hell is Atlantis?
>looks out window
Why is there only one moon? What happened to all the people that lived in the Silver Moon?

These were always here, at least in this timeline. I study geography and have read a book on Franz-Josef Land actually. More likely is that you're just a fucking tard who confused the arctic with the antarctic.

LIFE WAS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES
>WAS

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It is Mirror Mirror on the wall, Magic Mirror is an American variation which just spread here because of the internet

Beautiful residue. Almost exactly as I remember it.

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Checked and everyone knows it's LIKE a box of chocolate

it's a barren hell

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Ever noticed we have eye bones?

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In all seriousness I was 100% convinced that Mick Hucknall from Simply Red commited suicide a decade ago but he is alive so...yeah... it happens to us all.

Huh
I Never knew brazil had states like the U.S.

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We even have Mandela Effects in Skyrim. I swear to God that Talsgar The Wanderer had white skin before the apocalypse of 2012. "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee."
Even the meme changed.

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>He doesn't remember timeline 3A

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most skyrim npcs have dirty swarthy skin by default even the white ones, I always remember it like that
mods can make them white though

He was pale as snow. I remember my first encounter with him in vanilla Skyrim during 2011.

Um... g-guys... what did you do to the timeline

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There is a fan theory that Skyrim takes place in the same universe as Fallout but in Fallout's distant future. So the Nords could just be decendents of the modern Swedish.

In reality this must be the graphics settings. They all look pale for me in game even now.

We have been waiting on your arrival into our timeline for quite some time... there is much to do. This timeline is in grave danger. We knew that only you, from an alternate parallel universe could help us. You will be contacted when it is time to activate The Great Awakening.

This will all make sense soon. We must fully integrate you into our universe as you continue to transition. That is why we must speak from afar. Until then, our operatives will continue to help you on this website and in the shadows of your daily life until it is time for you to Activate your Destiny in The Great Awakening.

What happens on Hooker Island stays on your penis for life

I looked at my 1950s globe
It did not survive the shift
It does say Svalbard is part of Norway though
and Franz Josef is part of the USSR not the crazy made up "Russia" fantasy land your map is showing.
Also where is British Siberia?
Your map is not showing it for some reason

You guys must have never had a globe in your house.

THIS

we've all been brought here to this timeline to fix it

The sun is white.

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Ethnostate in Svalbard, Franz Josef Land and Novaya Zemiya when?

It feels like a Scifi novel.

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The world isn't changing you fucking ape, you're just a poorly educated imbecile.

>British Siberia

.... this is weird .... wtf are you talking about ? what is British Siberia ? i feel like i have memories of it

Svalbard is Spitzberg in YOUR TIMELINE, fritz.
In our timeline us the place were Ruskies and Norskies meet.

It's connected to the brain bone.

>greenland and iceland changed names
thats just cruel

Found the person too stupid to understand time dimensionally. "MY OLD BOOKS ALL SAY BERENSTAIN, SO UR WRONG!"

>Spitzberg
No, there where literally tonns of ice in that location, and then nothing (well sea, maybe) in the other timelines.

That's Marfan syndrome, or is it another effect?

No timeline shift, you guys are just brainlets who probably couldn't point out the USA on a map.