Stop masturbating and your life will significantly improve

Stop masturbating and your life will significantly improve.

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can I fuck random sloots Jesus?

waking up with my bed sheets covered in cum doesn't sound like an imrovement desu

This. I feel a lot better when I dont fap. Its hard to stop though.

Doesnt happen very often. Also do you not wear underwear/own a washing machine?

I stopped already now what

mommy washes my sheets like only once every month though

do you ever wash your moms panties

just fapped 100k sorry jesus

your fault for giving me hands, J Man

Ive already jerked it 5 times today, I might as well keep going

Nofap made me gay

>claim nofap is pseudoscience for awhile but decide to try it
>take a break from my lesbian and gangbang videos
>3 weeks into nofap I start wishing I was the women in the gangbangs I watch
>grab electric toothbrush and start vibrating my asshole
>cum
>Go back to being straight, also wondering why the fuck i did this?

No only the women you're married to. You shouldn't want to fuck women if you aren't (((distracted))).

I've had this problem before. It's difficult but it requires more than just not masturbating. You have to conciously not fuel lewd thoughts, you can't mentally be undressing every woman you see because you will have wet dreams. You can acknowledge beautiful women but don't go back for a second look and keep your mental game strong.

Demons

sounds more like porn made you gay

Prisoner cells, torture chambers and the like were always associated with dank and
dark subterranean dungeon levels. However accurate this might generally have been, the cells
in the Civil Headquarters, reserved for prisoners of special interest, were all on the very top
floor. On the off chance a prisoner should actually escape, he had several stories of building to
pass through before reaching freedom.
With a precisely regular rhythm, Captain Travis’ boot heels clicked cleanly and sharply
on the black tiles of the upper story. As Stephanie followed a few paces behind, she stared at his
murky reflections on the floor and walls, composed of the same tiles. Travis led her to the center
of that story, where the interrogation rooms were. Each was shaped like a circle with a wall
cutting through its diameter. The wall was light gray on the side where the room was brightly
and harshly lit. On the other, the wall was transparent and the room barely illuminated at all.
That half sported a couple computer stations and desks along with some stray chairs, and there
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Travis and Stephanie entered. On the other side, a naked Ryan LaSalle sat tied to a chair, his
hands behind his back. He looked exhausted and abused.
“We haven’t gotten a thing out of him but we haven’t tried all that hard,” commented
the Captain. He turned his hard gaze on his protégé. “You are going to get him to talk.”
Stephanie shifted uncomfortably and averted her eyes.
“Yes, Stephanie. You have reached your next step.”
Biting her lip, she looked her commander in the eye. “Is this for his sake or mine?”
“Both. And it needs doing. Now.”
She braced herself as if for an impact. “I don’t feel comfortable with this.”

Unironically this

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No, i dont want to be frustrated and i dont want my balls hurting

If you deny this you are denying yourself

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I've seen your post before. This is the new Jewish trick. It used to be that nofap was a placebo, then it caused prostate cancer, now it turns you gay.

Are they paying you enough to sell your soul? You know the riches you make down here on this earth won't come with you when you die.

i still had dreams of hot anime chicks tho and could feel myself cooming before even waking up

You're supposed to stop watching porn too, ya idiot.

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Before the sentence entirely left her mouth, Travis turned from her and went to a
computer where, with a grandiose flick of his arm, he threw a switch and turned on the audio
to Ryan’s half of the interrogation room. The sound of his unsteady, fearful breaths came
through.
“I do care about what makes you uncomfortable, Stephanie, but only inasmuch as it is in
my interest to cure your discomfort. This is the job, now get used to it.” With one hand on his
hip and the other supporting his weight on a table near the transparent wall, Travis indicated
the door to the other room with a nod of his head. His demeanor, normally controlled and
stoic, was flamboyant. Gone was the terribly quiet commander and in his place was a stentorian
and dramatic man who unsettled her.
“This is not the job as I understand it,” she said as respectfully and firmly as she could.
“I don’t doubt that for a second,” Travis loudly replied and he paced around her. “You
don’t understand what the job is. Few people do, but today you are going to learn.” Travis
stopped in front of her, between her and the viewing wall. “You are going to make that man
as miserable as he ever imagined possible, until he tells you anything you want to know. Then
you’re going to do it some more for good measure. And then you’ll take him back to his cell
and execute him and have the corpse burnt to ashes. That’s exactly what you’re going to do
because that is exactly your job.”
Stephanie actually found herself shaking. Feeling anger well up in her breast, she fought
to control her limbs. “This has never been what the job meant—”
“This has always been what the job meant!” Travis resumed his disorienting orbit about
her. “I asked you a question a while ago, Ms. Caldwell, and I want an answer. How in God’s
name can such a thing be justified? How do you justify this?”
“You can’t!” she howled, a dam finally crumbling. “He’s a traitor and should go to jail.

no

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Ironically the opposite is true. Right now you think that you masturbate to porn to stop feeling sexually frustrated and to relieve the pressure but then you need to do it again in 24 hours, now it becomes 12 hours. You keep masturbating and watching porn and you keep having to do it to 'not feel frustrated'.

Instead you could learn some discipline, learn to not be addicted to (((their))) tricks. You do this long enough and you are no longer sexually frustrated.

remember when a bunch of annoying long winded losers spent tons of time lying to you on the internet trying to get you to join a cult?

shit was so cash

That's because you were thinking of anime chicks at some point. You need to see those images as intentional distractions and condition yourself to not think about them. I can guarantee you that you will not have dreams about them when you stop letting them have power over you

I can't fucking stop it, I've been trying since November 2017 and no luck still

I don't have a gf to fuck and start to get too frustrated if I don't masturbate for more than a few days, plus masturbating to porn is much more satisfying

I'm trying, I'm trying. I've overcome a cocaine addiction and this shit is hard. Also a brother in Christ. Pray for strength it helps. I'll try again tomorrow

I want to be able to preserve semen during sex, but I am having a hard time. I have read the multi-orgasmic man but I still have an issue.

I have been edging for a while but this seems to be taking a while. Has anyone had success in being able to control their ejaculation at will?

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Give him a trial and send him to prison.”
“You’re as fully aware as I am of what goes on in these chambers. Traitors are captured
and tortured everyday. You haven’t raised a word of protest until now…now that you are being
called on to do your part. You’ve made a career out of finding traitors and making sure they get
their punishment. You know where these people get sent and what happens to them. Don’t try
to tell me now you don’t support it! You may not want to get your own hands dirty, but you’ve
been supporting this government so you DO support it!”
Once again Travis came to a stop in front of her, this time with his arms folded over his
chest. Stephanie did not respond.
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“How,” he asked in a softer tone, “do you justify what you are about to do to that man?
The answer is you don’t.” Stephanie looked sharply at him. “You don’t justify it, you just do it.
You do it because it needs to be done. Why does it need to be done? Because the State requires
it. There has never been a time in human history when some group was not lording it over everyone
they could bring under their dominion. It’s human nature. There’s no God who ordains
these things, who punishes wickedness or rewards virtue. There simply is reality, existence,
life. There are physical laws governing this universe, but that is all. If there are any moral laws
they are undetectable, silent and entirely without effect, so you can either live your life being
dominated or you can dominate. As sure as up is up and down is down it’s going to happen,
and there’s no particular reason why it should or shouldn’t be you. The ones who control will
be resisted, and the ones who resist will either be put down or gain control themselves. Science
has progress; history does not. It’s a long tale made up of identical chapters. If it’s going
to happen anyway, then fight to put yourself in a better position."

Say two psalms as penance.

I stumbled across a sissy hypno thread on /gif/ I was so fucking horny and my asshole started tingling, so i buzzed it with my toothbrush. After I came I wanted to fuck women, not be the woman. So idk nofap just isn't for me.

It's got nothing to do with "lewd thoughts", if you stop masturbating and aren't having sex regularly you WILL have nocturnal emissions. There are two things that happen during REM sleep that you can't control: you get erections and you roll around. You'll wake up about to cream your sheets and if you're lucky you'll sprint out of bed and only ruin your underwear. It's got nothing to do with sexual desire, and threads like these just mislead people with pseudo-science.

If you absolutely have to stop masturbating for whatever reason, you still need to masturbate once a month for maintenance purposes.

>If anons experience doesn't match up to my confirmation bias, there's some sort of agenda behind it.

Fucking brainlet

>Jesus says to stop masturbating
>LMAO isn't that ridiculous! LOL THE UNIVERSE IS HUGE!

>some asswipe popularizes NoFap and shows a few health benefits
>Wow! NoFap is amazing! My gains and overall happiness have seriously increased!

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I found it helped to stop seeing porn as a cure to my sexual needs and to start seeing it as a jewish trick made to control me. My desire to not be dominated outweighed my desire to masturbate

Nofap is the AA of jacking off. Basically its getting you to admit you have no self control, and you need to keep buying into the bullshit to “cure” yourself, except you’ll never actually be cured because you’re an addict!

Jack it once a day and move on already. Yeah we all slip up and have masturbatathons sometimes. Just don’t make it a routine and you’ll be fine.

Jesus never masturbated and he died at 33. Don't listen to (((Jesus))) folks.

>Ruin your underwear

What kind of underwear do you have that you cant wash out cum?

What a load.

I disagree with you. I think telling people to jerk off for maintenance is akin to telling them you'll get prostate cancer or you'll turn gay. Look up 'love that climb vlog' on YouTube, he went 300 days nofap with only one wet dream at the beginning.

I think you just need to corporate control your mind better.

Also for what it's worth if you sleep on a hard surface like the ground with a yoga mat you will sleep on your back and not toss around

Yeah that's also my desire, but how can one manage to control their impulses? I spend my nights alone in front of the computer, it takes a few seconds of impulsivity to open a tab on a porn site and start masturbating

Also it doesn't work to block porn sites on the router or anything like that, I always end up finding an alternative source

Generalizing over 3.5 billion males like a complete moron I see.

only masturbate once a week.

If you really are not a kike then, like others in this thread have said, your degenerate viewing habits have twisted your brain into thinking you're gay. You need to stop watching jewish media to let your brain rest and return to normalcy and if that doesn't work then you need to actively choose not to be gay. It's a degenerate and genocidal lifestyle.

There's no definitive answer for everyone. I cancelled my home internet, threw away my pc and my smartphone and got a landline phone and a phone book instead. I did this for about 8 months and it helped my view the world very differently because I was no longer (((distracted))). It didn't fix everything mind you, I got a smartphone again and looked at porn again so I need to be very vigilante now.

It helps to know that you aren't alone and aren't suffering alone.

E Michael Jones is helpful in his writings about this stuff. His book Libido Dominandi is worth a look, or just YouTube him

If you are jerking off twice or more a day then sure once a week is better than that but you should aim to not masturbate.

It's a sin and retaining your seed has lots of benefits