USA AND NEW ZEALAND THREAD

More butthurt Aussies. Is attention the only thing that keeps you guys alive?

IM READY TO DIE FOR ISRAEL WOOO

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>tfw NEET

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If they told me I would be stationed and deployed with a bunch of Aussies and Kiwis, I would probably join the Army again.

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I envy South Island Kiwis. It seems like the greatest place in the world.
>beautiful landscapes
>isolated from most of the immigration the North Island gets
>irrelevant on the world stage (in a good way)
>mostly white
>English speaking

Is it as great as I imagine it is? I've thought about moving there in a SHTF scenario if America is completely lost. How would an American be accepted there?

I want to visit you kiwis. You doing like great guys. What does the typical kiwi think of us?

I stand with Middle Earth

>Is attention the only thing that keeps you guys alive?
unironically, yes.

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Ni hao

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Everyone in this thread, myself included, is an agent of the Chinese government

self rightous kiwi expat living the dream...fuck these lord of the rings dreamers

what's up

spent 7 months in chch, great country

Just so you know when the secret police take you I'm calling dibs on all your shit in your tiny apartment. Have fun!!

-Lee Cho from dept 88

WTF is dreamtime?

It's the state of mind inbetween huffing gas

rama rama

I want to vist Christchurch

This is now officially an early aus/pol/ thread.
What's for dinner, lads?

Ye boi, NZ and USA frens forever. Sorry about that fiasco with the Nuclear testing in the pacific during the cold war, you guys are truly our greatest ally besides Australia.

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I didn't know about this.
Well, now I fully support testing out the nuclear arsenal we have nearing the end of its life on this cuck island nation.

Just you try it nigger.

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meant for

Fuck off cunt

>>mostly white
WRONG

>burger meme

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fuck off

its not even dinner time

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>What is a quick google search
kys rangi

Oh yea, I forget aus/pol/s are posted about 3-4 AM my time.

I LITEARLLY SEEN a minimum of 10 Niggers here in Otago Uni today

What's it like living on an Island?
youtube.com/watch?v=uG960gmNiKY

you better hope our trade war breaks the CCCP and frees the South Pacific from the Chinese 'meth destabilization' plan

>Uni
There's your problem stupid nigger, international students flock to those places like flies to shit.

>XD look at me i made all the letters vertical im so random

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>you better hope our trade war breaks the CCCP
gee thanks we really like having our exports killed

listened to some classic flight of the Concords today, thought about you

New Zealand Culture is........ interesting.
youtube.com/watch?v=EuJzSTNDUGI

have you even seen invercagrill there are pinoys everywhere and christchurch has a shit ton of asians now

Is it like Zelda the Wind Waker?
youtube.com/watch?v=gEoU70DXr90

worth it

give me 11 reasons not to emmigrate to NZ when I'm a 35 year old boomer.

The cities are always going to have some browns floating around, the South Island is still 80-90% white at this point, however long that'll last remains to be seen however.

>worth it
No its not
the fuck are you talking about

youtube.com/watch?v=5J_bL2bjQ-k

>The cities are always going to have some browns floating around, the South Island is still 80-90% white at this point,
mate there is literally a mosque in Mataura now odt.co.nz/regions/southland/religious-conversion-building

youtube.com/watch?v=a8ODLPVcby0

Jobs. Hence my flag. Not an issue if retirement is your goal.

You have a strange obsession with Nintendo and Sega stuff my friend.

Wikipedia says your 2013 census had 88% Europeans
That may seem like a lot to you, but that's nothing for an American.

STOP I REFUSE TO SUBMIT TO THE BLACKPILL

We were never friends faggot your literally the kid who would hang out with the group and will never leave you are australias towelhead dumping ground lmao

New Zealand is just like Japan for huWhite people.
Can't wait to go there and live the life of a freeter like Golden Boy
youtube.com/watch?v=5gFYhwuN5wc

>88% Europeans
which includes mixed race and the census did not count migrant seasonal visas

>New Zealand is just like Japan for huWhite people.
its not even homogeneous

youtube.com/watch?v=M7oNjuy6otg

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>We were never friends
Except that we've fought in every way together and have literally never not been allied in some way since our inceptions as soverign nations.

also
>your that kid who would hang out with the group and never leave
IIRC we were the ones who said no to uniting with Australia in the first place, BTFO

bruh
wtf

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Yeah South Island is fucking great and it is mostly white. It's like visiting rural America though. Everyones paranoid about strangers and they have guns

Good

>Wikipedia says your 2013 census had 88% Europeans
New Zealand is literally on par with Canada and post 60s Australia for {{{multiculturalism}}}. Every english speaking country has been enriched now, besides Ireland probably

this

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I don't think you've ever been to NZ

>and they have guns
only 8% stuff.co.nz/national/10115763/Hunting-doubles-gun-numbers

fair enough, I work in a field with high demand... I could probably figure something out for work. What is cost of living like in NZ? I have a 2 story Duplex apt for ~1000 a month in iowa.

New Zealand is the Mexico of Oceania.

THE FUCK IS THIS

What does that make New Guinea

It's New Zealand.
That's why I'm excited to go desu ne

That was just the census for South Island. North Island brings down their total.

56% Anglo-Maori mutt reporting

Holy shit it's fucking expensive, especially the food.

>It's New Zealand
not

>NZ was 95% white
>now it's only 75%
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

The scummiest kid I knew growing up was from New Zealand. Melbourne seems to attract New Zealand's worst degenerates

Yeah it is, you're lucky the Japanese gave you a tribute in one of their greatest games of all time.

Most kiwis probably hate Americans, hating Americans is the fashionable thing for all virtue signaling twats worldwide

Get out of chch you fucking retard. I went there back in March and it was full of chinks, poos and muzzies.

Kiwi chick here.

I grew up in New Zealand getting fucked by big Maori cocks.

Now I'm getting fucked by the big black American cock.

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I'm not in CHCH, i'm in Dunedin

Getting better

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>big Maori cocks.
Polynesians are pretty much Asians you know.

Here you go burger bro
Stewart Island, 50k american for a hectare of land. Grow weed and hang with the hippies. Great fishing and tramping, miles from everyone

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>That feel when there was a mosque being built a few blocks from my community of rich white people
>Its burnt down twice during construction
>Its being reconstructed a third time now
>Probably gonna burn down again

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Maori men have huge dicks. That's a fact.

You're gonna be disappointed, not "Japanese visits Paris" levels of disappointment, but pretty disappointed.

It's very boring, the internet is shit
and everything is expensive.

However it's exceptionally safe, the only real threat is the coconuts and scribble-faces, who usually leave you alone.

try it being a ex church