PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - JESUS FUCKING CHRIST EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive @WH 7/22/18
youtu.be/gDj4Rykx9Lk
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in DC 7/22/18
youtu.be/2QgteQ-_h3I
>SoS Pompeo @Reagan Library 7/22/18
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>VP Pence @America 1st Tax Cut Event in Chattanooga TN 7/21/18
youtu.be/jqs4QZBKLjc
>VP Pence stumps for Kemp in Macon GA 7/21/18
youtu.be/oNBKc014bm4
>ROK-USCommCdr ArmyGen Brooks @Aspen Sec Forum 7/21/18
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>CyberCommCdr ArmyGen Nakasone @Aspen Sec Forum 7/21/18
youtu.be/WFRrI_XLztQ
>ArmySec Esper @Aspen Sec Forum 7/21/18
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>UnderDefSec Rood @Aspen Sec Forum 7/20/18
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>VP Pence on Huckabee 7/20/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in NJ 7/20/18
youtu.be/wOY_Z6M7cTU
>Pres Trump departs DC 7/20/18
youtu.be/s8GwKU_yPzQ
>SoS Pompeo/UNAmb Haley press conf 7/20/18
youtu.be/6QKTaipgXSw
>DNI/DHS Officials @WashCompost CyberSec event 7/20/18
c-span.org/video/?448714-1/
>DoDVideo: Just Another Day 7/20/18
youtu.be/rDZp2sANlXg
>This Week @State 7/20/18
youtu.be/fno2NhUHkTQ
>WHVideo: Pledge to America's Workers 7/20/18
youtu.be/f3sjZmkIZpk
>Pres Trump on CNBC 7/20/18
youtu.be/UmPcmh8hnY4
>Ivanka on F&F 7/20/18
youtu.be/Zhdo3UGHk2o
>SoS Pompeo on Fox News 7/19/18
youtu.be/vaWwFytmgWo

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LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE

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GET COMFY BOYS ITLL BE A LONGGGGGGGGGGG RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!

IRAN IS IRAQ ALL OVER AGAIN

How long until Rouhani has Trump praising him in a joint press conference?

Hogg goes in for the kill

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Why no Trump nickname for Rouhani? Would Raghead Rouhani be too racist?

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GUYS IM HEARING FIGHTER PLANES ZOOM OVER MY HOUSE

WHAT SHOULD I DO

FUCK

bingo

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/sg/ BTFO

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WW3 IS UPON US

ALL STATE AWOOS REPORT IN

TEXAS

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BE CAUTIOUS!

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POST YOUR WAR FACES

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I want to rim Lou Dobbs.

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I HOPE ALL LIBERALS GET DRAFTED

TEXAS AGAIN

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CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

checked

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Can you buy ANZAC biscuits in the United States? You will break your teeth on those, I guarantee.

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Raghead Rouhani’s bretty good. Should get it trending

>late at night
>laundry done
>got some work outside done too
>sitting comfy watching youtube documentaries
>Jow Forums open on the other screen
>after watching for awhile decide to refresh
>CATALOG EXPLODED

lol I love my president

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>y-you just had to mow the fucking lawn at 8am didn't you! you just had to buy a fucking boat with my law school money, didn't you?
>thanks for doing nothing during the 90's except watching x-files, FRIENDS, MTV and drinking fucking fruitopia all day!

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OUR BOTES ARE STANDING BY

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>mfw trump made a, "don't ever talk to me" equivalent tweet

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hateful hassan

I'm gonna be nuked first, aren't I?

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Uh ohhhhhhhhh

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this is gonna be good.

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>Speak softly and carry a big stick
Fuck that the real American way is to swing your dick around and call everyone a faggot. It's what has worked for centuries and it's what will continue to work.

Shit like this has made me think back at how many times people in positions of authority chose to do nothing because they didn't want to deal with it.

Middle school, you have a kid straight up punch another kid in the face during class, and the teacher tells him to sit down and stop disrupting class.

Another time when a kid calls another kid a racial slur and the teacher just reponds, "I will not have that language in this classroom, don't let me hear it again!" Then saying the same thing the next day.

High school a kid pulls down a girls pants because "it's just a prank," and nothing happens while the girl is punished for running out of the class without permission.

The crap that kids get away with, and then they grow up thinking "Oh, I guess this is OK!" and get worse is fucking disgusting. Teachers and school officials don't want to do anything about it. They don't want to call the cops on students for a brawl because it makes the school look bad. A student gets ridiculed because he goes to the office to report a kid for punching them in the face, and sometimes they will just say, "OK, we will look into it." and then do nothing, while that kid gets crap for "tattling" or "snitching." FUCK THAT! My jaw locks if I open it too wide because a kid blindsided me with a haymaker in high school. I got up and went over to the teacher and they told me to leave them alone then...right, I was minding my own business when that happened, but it's my fault.

Now we're left with the worst authority figure in all of American history, Donald Trump, threatening sovereign nations and risking WWIII. I just can't even anymore guys. I don't know what to do anymore.

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Not this fucking nigger again.

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wut age is too old to draft?

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here it come, boys

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Within one minute, David Hogg was in his replies. This is serious, anons. They're scared as fuck about this tweet. Couldn't be directed at a better target too, one that hates fags and western lifestyle as it exists. Fuck Iran.

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And just like that. The Helsinki meeting vanished from the news cycle.

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>I want to rim Lou Dobbs.
I'm glad I'm not the only one here.

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draft is between 18 and 25, so if you're a /sip/ boomer you're good

From
>trump loves dictators
To
>Trump is too tough on dictators, ww3 coming!
Every fucking time.

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Shout and carry nukes desu.

30, usually.

what did the Iranian President say to make Trump tweet that?

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>FUCKING IRANIANS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEE
is trump actually autistic?

I swear I've had them before with tea time and they're quite good. You like them? I'd love to try some more Aussie stuff I could maybe get my hands on.

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Trump got a deal with Putin about Iran in Helsinki. Iran is no longer an asset to Russia. Trump gave Putin Syria and Crimea and Putin lefts Iran alone.
Styx is always right
Trump is always right
If someone can be trusted in this world is trump.

*blocks your tweet*

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I think this caps lock tweet beats out threatening North Korea with nuclear war earlier this year

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>TFW Trump tells you never to say your catch phrase or he’ll murder you and everyone you know.

The puckering must be effecting compasses.

best timeline

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i hope the only answer to that is "existed"

who is ready to go to war for Israel?

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Hello brother. I thought I was alone.

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WHY DID HE TWEET IT???

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WAROOS!
REPORT IN!!!

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35 I think?

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>F-5 Tiger

Excellence choice, Master user.

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

G-d bless Trump

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>sigh of relief
>remember I have brother
oh fugg

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>Trump threatening innocent Muslims who haven't attacked the US in years but are #1 on Israel's shitlist
>Won't even confront Putin
>r/the_ptg cheering for new war just because they can't be conscripted due to their mass autism
Can you say SHABBOS GOY, fellow Boomerpedes?

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What's the connection between the wolfrgril and alchemy? I see it all the time, but I don't understand.

>DID YOU SAY IRAN?!?!?!?

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>Thread Theme
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This is My President.
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>takes criticism off Russia
>satiates neocons
>done hours after Pompeo just gave speech about Iran
This is all planned...

>off by 1
FUCK

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AWOO!

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Blub-bluboo!

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ISRAEL FIRST

anoutha war for isreal

Why did we elect such a boomer-triggered israel-cucked beta?

Chad Iran: If you mess with us, it will be the mother of all wars.

Virgin Prez : DON"T MAKE ME TYPE IN ALL CAPS OR MY 56% ARMY WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER THE WORST THING OF ALL HISTORY. PLS RESPOND.

>being a skellington will get me out of it

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So how is /sg/ taking this tweet?

Dixie will fight.


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Draft goes up to age 35. Alternative if you don't flee the country is a mandatory 5 year federal prison sentence with no possibility of parole. Enjoy Drumpflings!

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What I learned and saw in those minutes, hours, days, years of impetuous exploration can never be told for want of symbols or suggestions in any language. I say this because from first to last my discoveries partook only of the nature of sensations; sensations correlated with no impression which the nervous system of normal humanity is capable of receiving. They were sensations, yet within them lay unbelievable elements of time and space. Things which at bottom possess no distinct and definite existence. For in every period of revelation some part of my minds broke boldly away from all that is real and present, rushing aerially along shocking, unlighted, and fear-haunted abysses, and occasionally tearing through certain well-marked and typical obstacles describable only as high energy, canine clouds. In the black bodiless flights I started alone but soon felt another presence. My guide was always far ahead; I could comprehend her presence despite the absence of form. Suddenly, by a species of pictorial memory whereby her face appeared to me, golden from a strange light and frightful with its overwhelming beauty, its blushing youthful cheeks, its burning eyes, its pearl-white fangs, and its growth of silver hair and pervasive and boundless love. Her aura was holy, and always wildly, patriotically ambitious.

>Iran threatened us first
Nice try retard

President Chimp Out

LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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I'm going to be hearing a lot about this when I'm coming back into work tomorrow. Everyone was all gung ho that we were going to war with NK too dsu

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Daily reminder that Iranians aren't White.
They look more like kikes to me.
Plus their Supreme leader is a nigger lives matter shill.

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>vote Trump he will prevent WW3!!!111

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Remind me, why do we hate Iran again?

Jesus Christ on a bike
Nukes flying when?

awooooooo

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So he is doing the NK move again. Great now all the shills will be saying war with Iran soon when nothing will happen and we will probably be closer with Iran.