INSIDER HERE: WAR HAS COME TO YOUR DOOR STEP

did

Q

predict

this?

:^)

Hahaha store water.

I WAS THE THIRD VIEW ON THAT VIDEO

You're probably a faggot but I read something the other day about Iran blocking the straight of hormuz if they couldn't sell their oil anymore. A "if I can't have it, no one can" sort of deal. lemme try and find the story...

Holy shit!

channelnewsasia.com/news/world/iran-leader-backs-suggestion-to-block-gulf-oil-exports-if-own-sales-stopped-10551322
here it is, could be something but OP is probably a cocksucker

So who's the next target, is it back to us again, or will you be running that concurrently?

youtube.com/watch?v=hvNNtBmA3SQ

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Also, kikes gets nuked if doubles

Q predicted this

the trips of Trvth

>boomer doesn't already have a year of monster on hand
Lmao, do you even have a riding mower?

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*sip* Rodger that Bill!

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Great. I can't wait for my president to suck on Trump's cock and try to fire dud missile on Teheran.

uh-huh, sure it is.
Trust me, nobody wants a habbening more than I do but I highly doubt you (or anyone on Jow Forums for that matter) will know when, where and how.

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Daily reminder that the US is energy independent and the only thing we have to lose in such a conflict is the lives of our troops.

Fuck off gavin I’m not OP

>88

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>the united states can't officially be at war with Iran without congressional approval

>Iran declares war on the USA
>Congress disapproves
>somehow were not ta war

ITS HAENING

>inb4source
knew for a long time.

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Fake and gay.

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>WITHIN 24 HOURS MAJOR MEDIA WILL REPORT THE UNITED STATES IS OFFICIALLY AT WAR WITH IRAN
and they'll be lying

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Quad 3's and I store water

>Implying it'll be a ground war.

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Heil Hitler!

AMATEUR
CHECK THESE

Iran won't leave Syria, and they threatened to block oil lanes if anyone cracks down on their exports. Plus, they support opposition forces in Yemen in that proxy war. The OPEC embargo in 1973 created this fiasco because the energy crisis affected our security. Couple this with the Iran Revolution in 1979 removing US influence and the fact that Iran is the last country not invaded yet as per PNAC, it's going to happen eventually. Trump going all caps like that was big even for his epic Twitter shitposting.

This is technically what we were doing with North Korea until last month

>implying they can do anything but whine a bit when Israel gives the order

Ok then we have nothing to lose

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiittttt

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>tfw Space Force was created right before this to activate the Death Star

I am so scared right now. Is this y2k all over again?

yeah but this time N Korea is getting a little bitchy about showing up to meetings. We smash Iran, N Korea will start showing up to meetings on the peace plan.

your get is nothing compared to mine.

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HELLO,

I am a General at Offutt AFB. THE ICBMS HAVE LAUNCHED I REPEAT THEY HAVE LAUNCHED FIND SHELTER ETA 30 MINUTES

Are you fucking kidding me?
What a cohencidence that Hollywood pedos are being exposed and gee wouldn't you know it no time for that if we're going to war, just forget about those pedos, real fucking convenient
Getting real tired of this shit

Orbital defense system is already in place. That Hawaii alert was real.

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Thanks for the heads up. Heading to Costco ASAP. Will also buy chicken wrap.

>war with Idaho of the Middle East
>store water

Sage.

Are you new to this scenario? You are hopefully just kidding, right?
I- I mean, y- yeah.. totally nothing to lose man.. heh-heh. *increase sweating reported*

Not happen, next month is for Alien disclosure.

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Hurry up Donald lets start the greatest war this world has ever seen.

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Can you pick swing by the Target for tampons too?

holy shit guys a blimp just just buzzed my tower

come on alex, don't you ever get tired?

see
3 Iranian nukes (at most) could be handled by our conventional missile defense systems, let alone the satellites

Bless.

the stars are right!

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youtube.com/watch?v=Q5-xnJCFgzY

After you go to Target, can you tell Aunt Mary to take shelter in the bunker? -Dad

Your boy hawkins is fucking up

Gotta love our boomer anons.

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DIE WITH HONOR, LAD

HOLY SHIT IRAN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

wrong, trump is a no war, deals only president

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The only thing you're inside of is Hillary Clinton's gaping ass. 24 hours? You are full of shit.

>store water.

Nigger Iran can't even get here

sub-orbital shock troops

*cracks*
Yup definitely going to take the kid out in the corvette for a scenic ride tomorrow.

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dubsguy is so coked up in this webm

Correct

youtube.com/watch?v=w8vUfLrWkvo

Yay for cleansing fire

>implying Iran would be the only threat during a (((war)))

Godly tripps, most certainly Q predicted this.

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dubsguy is a devout christian

SOMEONE JUST DROVE PAST MY HOUSE AND YELLED FUCK IRAN. THIS PROVES WAR.

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I SAW A TRUMP TWEET NOW IM AN INSIDER TRUST ME GUYS BUY WATER.

Since when did Iran become Space Marines?

All these are slide threads to distract from the pedogate. Keep the pedo hunting going.

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I just called grampa Joe who was in the CIA until he fucked that Indian guy. Long story short OP is confirmed.

Run out to the Piggly Wiggly and buy all the rations you can find. It's on bros.

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What are the SKYKANGZ saying about this??

>store water as soon as possible

Nigger please. My parents have well water and are only 2 hours away. Gasoline is more of a concern

START THE FRYERS UP BOYS WE’RE HAVING GEFILTE TOMORROW

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Update: do not fall for the water jew.

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Although, I'm an ultra marathoner so gas won't even be that much of a problem

Guys, I've been eating nothing but Chili for 3 days and my ass is exploding and now my windows are shaking from the farts.

Iran did this, we need to go to war.

NO NO NO NO NO NO

Jow Forums WE CAN STOP THIS. I KNOW ITS PROPHESY, I KNOW ITS WRITTEN IN THE BIBLE. BUT WE CAN CHANGE THE TIMELINE STILL, THERE IS STILL TIME TO AVOID THE APOCALYPSE

LADS LISTEN, WE NEED TO UNITE AGAINST THE EVIL. THE BOOK OF REVELATIONS IS JUST A BOOK OF WARNING. THERE IS STILL TIME. NOT MUCH LEFT.

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>DONT FORGET TO GET YOUR PIZZA AND CHINESE FOOD BEFORE THE STORM

Thanks, Franky.

>I wake up tomorrow and nothing habbening. Like always.

Oh shit what's the bad news?

>They'll be launched from a distance far enough that it can be intercepted.
Do you expect the enemy to play it on easy-mode the entire time or would you venture a guess into the mind of someone that wants to destroy everything you love?
They won't launch it from across the globe, they'll either get a ship close enough to hit you in such a way it'll cripple your entire infrastructure or they'll use a truck or something that carries multiple dirty bombs.
You don't need full blown warfare to destroy a nation, you just need to make sure its people eat themselves before you actually launch an attack.
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Besides, this is all still implying it'll just be Iran thats attacking, not mentioning the fact that they are being backed by multiple nations and being armed, trained and informed by others, some probably on American clay as we speak.