You know this board is CIA/FBI honeypot right...

*snap*
Yep, that ones going to my glow in the dark folder.

Yeah I'd worship her feet

I've been vocally right-wing for 35 years, and online for the past 24 years. If lists of people like me exist, I'm on every one of them already. So I have nothing left to lose

Well its been close to 11 years now so im fucked regardless

You dun goofed, the cyberpolice gonna backtrace...

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Mhhhm Im really quite terrified.

Damn the fbi is going to fug me for all the naughty opinions :(

>Implying the feds are interested in poopoo and peepee
Kys

CIA niggers fuck off

>They are actively datamining and documenting all the bigoted filth you have ever typed so they can blackmail you in the future as well as...
no, this is where we re-educate them

Yes.
The CIA and FBI will be super interested in the lady in the housecoat. Lol
Blackmailed for openly hating pedos.
Yes sure whatever Chicken Little.

>didn’t finish the sentence

Guys I think the fbi is h

>mfw internet spergs unintentionally redpill the entirety of the US Intel Agency Apparatus

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Do people actually think government agencies are that competent? Please. Nearly everything they've done so far has absolutely failed or backfired.

datamine my gay asshole

You mean how they tried to wage memetic warfare against us in 2016 and we won without even realizing we were under attack?

checked
&
chuckled

Also I have NEVER posted anything I wouldn't defend in public if called out. The whole point of /pol is we are tired of political correctness...

I don't care if they see my shit on here. I just come on here to shit post. The stuff I truly want to keep secret never leaves my brain.

I don't give a shit. I'm going to be a farmer and write books.

>the CIA/FBI is all over the world
classic shart post

>blackmail
I would feel so special, desu senpai.

F them. I don't remember giving them control of me.

Exactly. I would never back down on any statements I have ever made online.

No that's reserved for politicians you know the people who actually have the power to change shit by law ... on here it's a effort to steer culture war basically but they can't win become autism isreal .

I'm such tired about Jow Forums everytime a lot of thread as niggers propaganda, anti-trump propaganda, polygamy relationships and more shitty thread. I will immigrant to infinitive-chan, they aren't a such blue pills

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>so they can blackmail you in the future
(((nigger))) please

lol

blackmail me for my mcnuggets or something?

Blackmail us for what? Most of us are "losers"

Good, I want everyone to know that I'm a racist bigot

Ahhhh that's what they want you to believe.

I honestly dont see how this would help them in anyway.
>Mr. user we have proof you posted racist pics on Jow Forums ten years ago
Oh is your proof an IP address to a computer, and router I no longer own?
>well we can also prove it came from your address....
>oh can you prove you didnt just MAKE IT UP? Or that ot was me and not a friendthat came over alllll the time? Or my racist uncle?
Gtfo. This is bullshit. If you are ever faced with blackmail from the internet, DENY DENY DENY even if you did do/say it, rember EVERYTHING DIGITAL CAN BE FAKED

>be completely incompetent for the 50 years to make citizens apathetic
Letter-agencies really are playing the long con, huh?

good
you've been coming at me for almost a year
keep going. it won't last forever.
i can last forever.

Jokes on you, eventually they'll run out of people to blackmail and nobody will care what degenerate/autistic shit you do online.

cool, when do I get the honey?

the blackmailimg will only work as long as things remain civil, once this shit kicks off all that data will be useless.

>Gtfo. This is bullshit. If you are ever faced with blackmail from the internet, DENY DENY DENY even if you did do/say it, rember EVERYTHING

This. I'd tell them to prove it was me at my PC.

>Blackmailing NEET autists
>We'll show your posts to your boss... To your wif... To your frien...

Yea good luck getting anyone to give a dam unless they posted a pic of themselfs maturating with the own shit while laying on a phile of loaded wepons or something.
It will more likely be used for phycological study profiles on how to better manipulate people.

Hello CIA I'd like to order a big mac, large fries and large cola zero please.

Super brain wash or regular?

Top brapper

Yes I know, oh well.

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bump

Datamines you and blackmails you based on your posts on an Iranian catfetish board that prove you have a thing for beating and raping israeli soldiers

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tell us something we dont know

Bullshit, they're too busy investigating "Russian collusion", selling guns to cartels, and fucking up the middle east.

>DUPLICATE FILE ALREADY EXISTS, WOULD YOU LIKE TO OVERWRITE THE EXISTING FILE?
Yea, this is probably the last place I have to worry about, im a good boy here, by comparison.
Ive got waaaaaay worse else where under my googles...

I am KGB operative comrade.

Lol oh no I'll get exposed and then won't have to deal with niggers or kikes irl. Please mr FBI dont throw me into the briar patch
>give me a reason

>"Mr user, we have evidence that you made racist and concerning political comments on an anonymous Mongolian basket weaving forum 11 years ago. If you don't __________ then we will release it to your family and employers."
Cool. First you'd have to break privacy laws and the 4th amendment to obtain said evidence. Second, somebody never told you not to believe everything on the internet. Chances are, you'd buy those penis enlargement pills.

I hate niggers and kikes. Gas them all. Heil fucking Hitler.

You have no way to prove whether I'm telling the truth. Because this is [spoiler]the internet.[/spoiler]

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>implying a government 20+ trillion in debt has the resources to datamine a chat board that moves this fast

I've watched enough congressional hearings on youtube to know your government is beyond inept.

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I feel like phoneposters may be fucked bc they can match camera data to the timestamps of your posts. Laptop/webcam users as well?

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Feelsgoodman

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This is now a "say hello to your assigned handler" thread

Did you know skulls arent bulletproof?

>user the fbi is here to ask you about something
>mommy tell them to go away and gib m.i.l.k.i.e.s
Mfw 37 years old

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I'd worship HER ASS!

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Are cats descended from fish

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Damn am I glad all those tax dollars are being put to hard work, protecting me from all the "maymays"

Dear FBI, plus kidnap me and GiB hormones thx!

Theyre descended feom wolves. Horses are too. And i suspect many other mammals are descended from wolves. Deer. Moose. I think life origionated from wolves, gold fish and spiders. And from those everything else came. Crabs and lobsters and other crustaceans are descendents of spiders.

Say ahhh.

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Them
>you typed this and that on that date
Me
>lolno i dindu nuffin

Its not like they have a video on me or anything.

>>implying a government 20+ trillion in debt has the resources to datamine a chat board that moves this fast
That's why they have 20 trillion in debt my man

Some animals are retarded and hideous just like people however the difference is some of them get to reproduce.

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I think I met this guy before.

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Let the CIA niggers come

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When will they give me your pic-related honeypot?

But I am the cia nigger friend.
John you fat fuck stop eating all the donuts I know you're reading this.

NSA here. We have footage of you posting fecal porn.

What about your virginity?

What's going on in t

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based and redpilled

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>so they can blackmail you in the future as well as undermine your movement by staying five steps ahead.
How? They have posts associated to an IP and/or a browser fingerprint. What are they going to do, show my friends and co-workers a bunch of racist posts and claim the IP/browser fingerprint is mine?

And that looks like more fecal porn.

Logged.

>Be afraid of the Big Bad Jew Goys!
The world you bastards are trying to create, is a hell of a lot worse than the cost of speaking out now.

We're also in the Right, so Fuck You!

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>t. the one guy the CIA has shitposting on Jow Forums

>Be me
>Have no friends
>Have no money
>Shitpost on Jow Forums
>Get blackmailed
>Lose nothing
Feels ok

>Senator user, it seems you made some deplorable comments on a ukrainian rope braiding site ten years ago.
>Oh those. Yeah, they were Parody.
>P-parody?
>Yesss.... are you unfamiliar with the concept?
>You advised seventeen suicidal people to attack Monsanto Corporate headquarters!
>Totally parody. Why would anyone do that? I mean sure, Monsanto drives thousands of people to suicide every year, but hey...

Anyone have the pasta of the FBI agent whose job it was to assess threats on Jow Forums?

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>> be me
>> have only ever voted Republican
>> army veteran
>> afghan war veteran
>> gun owner
>> concealed carry permit holder
>> work in law enforcement
>> son of police officer, grandson of police officer
>> hate the gangs, criminals, and SJW leftists destroying this country
>> hated Hillary
>> think that Trump is a coward and a traitor to this country for many reasons
>> think that Trump supporters are more dangerous than any other threat we currently face
>> get called a shill on Jow Forums
>As more and more of us turn our back on this joke of a president and on the cultist movement you guys blindly follow, the more you'll say Jow Forums is infested with "shills" and Democrat bots. But we are real people that are expressing our frustration and disillusion with this president and his administration. Face it, user, there are a lot of us oldfags who think this president is fucking pathetic and that you guys are even more pathetic for supporting him. Either wake the fuck up and get right, or realize you're too-far-gone and neck yourselves, or wait until you get dragged into the streets and punished for being such faggots.
> be me
> have only ever voted Republican
> army veteran
> afghan war veteran
> gun owner
> concealed carry permit holder
> work in law enforcement
> son of police officer, grandson of police officer
> hate the gangs, criminals, and SJW leftists destroying this country
> hated Hillary
> think that Trump is a coward and a traitor to this country for many reasons
> think that Trump supporters are more dangerous than any other threat we currently face
> get called a shill on Jow Forums

good. make it so I have nothing to lose

>They are actively datamining and documenting all the bigoted filth you have ever typed so they can blackmail you
So?

China is going to kill all you Lefty tranny niggers off anyways. You'll be the first to die as Liberals always are in a world Communist revolution.

None of us are getting out of this alive. Your sodom and gommora fantasy world of a Brazilian dance dance party revolution is just a fantasy.

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you re a shill

I couldn’t care less.
Worst thing that would happen is losing my job.
I fucking hate my job