Hahaha. Why is every alt righter so pathetic?

hahaha. Why is every alt righter so pathetic?

This is Mike Cernovich, the guy attacking Gunn.

>Lives off alimony from his lawyer ex wife
>Raped a girl and only avoided a full rape charge because he used a private eye to harass witnesses. Still got charged with battery
>Had sex with a tranny. Cried about it on his blog.

>When we left the club she came back to my place, she had some coke so I did like 2 lines. I was so fucking horny, and fucked up. We just started going at it, I took her pants off, and there was this shriveled black thing. I forgot what our exact conversation was, I was too fucked up, I remember her being embarrassed and saying she told me and she didn’t think I cared, I was shocked but also too horny and fucked up to say no and I already went too far. We kept going at it, and one thing I remember is her pushing her shriveled little prick into my face when she was deepthroating me, in the 69 position. I kept trying to move away from it, but I eventually just gave in and let it penetrate my mouth. I remember tears coming down my face a little when I vaguely realized what I was doing, it had this weird chemically, salty taste.
>“She eventually took a cab home, and I fell asleep. The next day I woke up like 3 in the afternoon, not wanting to believe what happened, but that hint of chemical taste in my mouth reminded me what happened. I was depressed about this for awhile, I sorta stopped associating with the group involved in this story out of shame. I stopped with the drug use since then also, I still feel like shit typing this out.

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>lives off alimony from his lawyer ex wife
god i wish that were me

I can't wait to skin Jewish people alive

Your side literally has men LARPing as women wearing skirts

Yeah but he sucked their dick. Liberals 1 Alt Right 0

What's this guy's book called again?

Wasn’t he just cucked in a reddit AMA? BTFO in reddit. Kek.

> be me
> have only ever voted Republican
> army veteran
> afghan war veteran
> gun owner
> concealed carry permit holder
> work in law enforcement
> son of police officer, grandson of police officer
> hate the gangs, criminals, and SJW leftists destroying this country
> hated Hillary
> think that Trump is a coward and a traitor to this country for many reasons
> think that Trump supporters are more dangerous than any other threat we currently face
> get called a shill on Jow Forums

As more and more of us turn our back on this joke of a president and on the cultist movement you guys blindly follow, the more you'll say Jow Forums is infested with "shills" and Democrat bots. But we are real people that are expressing our frustration and disillusion with this president and his administration. Face it, user, there are a lot of us oldfags who think this president is fucking pathetic and that you guys are even more pathetic for supporting him. Either wake the fuck up and get right, or realize you're too-far-gone and neck yourselves, or wait until you get dragged into the streets and punished for being such faggots.

Gorilla Mindset

Yep
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>non-meme response

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hahaha. I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Rereading the reddit ama, and then flicking back here.

Orangutan Outlook

*yawn*

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hermaphroditic hypotheses

monkey man doesn't have any character to assassinate which is why hollykikes are so assblasted they keep getting BTFO by him

Bonobo Brainwave

i don't get it, is it just SJW's trolling him on reddit or did this dude actually do something bad?

But, he's my favorite alt-righter.
reeeeeeeeeeeee

He has a lisp. He names himself after the dumbest primate, with the shortest penis (1 inch). He got face fucked by a tranny. He lives off alimony from his ex wife. Pick one.

WTF, I love reddit now.

Real talk, how can this guy be like a lawyer and have written books? I mean, he might be a bad lawyer and the books might be shit, but those are still solid undertakings that require serious discipline. He sounds like a fucking inbred and everything he says is plain retarded, but still. He gets shit done, is e-famous and that works for him. Guess you kinda have to respect that. Fuck.

> Cernovich
> " Alt Right"
> Literally a Jew

Fucking Hell OP, are you guys even TRYING anymore?

FUCK OFF SHILL

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>signing up to die for israel

>He grew up in a devout Christian family in the farming town of Kewanee, Illinois. The family was poor, and his mother suffered from mental illness.

Hmmm something must be running in the family.

I think I've literally watched this 100 times.

Go away pedo.

4/10 LARP and that's being generous

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LMFAO I DID NOT KNOW ABOUT THE TRANNY BJ THING! OMG! Weird, chemically, and salty? Seems to fit his fans pretty well.

alt-lite at best
rheesus retard at worst

Good job. Keep it up.
We'll beat Drumpf with great pasta like this.

>not funny

Pasta fugz.

Same IP
KEK