Alright Jow Forums, step out of the vehicle

B-b-but my C-c-onstitutional rights..

youtube.com/watch?v=PoUG-8OmrTI

but officer.. WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

Sir, I don't care what you are. Step out of the vehicle NOW.

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Can you prove I'm in a vehicle?

is that a BRRAAAAPPP sniff device ?

WHY ARE YOU MOLESTING MY RIGHT TO TRAVEL UNMOLESTED?!?!?!

I DInDU NUFFFIN MAYEN

AM I BEING DETAINED?

>CROSS YOUR LEGGS AND WALK TOWARDS ME!

>B-bleas obficer my backfat is stugg betwen my leggs.

BLANGBLANGBLANG

¿Que?

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whatevs

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What does the scanner say about my power level?

I really don't get why they say that. Driving is a privilege not a human right

Retard speak for/translates to:
>please arrest me!

YOU CAN"T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

RREEEEEEE

Official music of this bread.
youtube.com/watch?v=x2I7HJMOfYA

>step out
>slice cops throat
>gut him
>pull out his insides
>play with his blood and guts

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We could do it that way. You ask me for my papers. I tell you it's not my car, that I borrowed it. See where things go from there. We could do that. Or you could go get in your car and drive away. Because some roads you shouldn't go down. Because maps used to say, "there be dragons here." Now they don't. But that don't mean the dragons aren't there. Let me tell you what's gonna happen, Officer Grimly. I'm going to roll my window up, then I'm going to drive away, and you're gonna go home to your daughter, and every few years, you're gonna look at her face and know that you're alive because you chose not to go down a certain road on a certain night. That you chose to walk into the light instead of into the darkness.

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But unironically

sure thing officer
im happy to cooperate
how can i assist you today?

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This is the correct answer.

Sure officer, but let me exercise my open carry right first.

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B-but Officer, I have the right to travel!!! The DMV is a scam!!

The real question is can that scouter detect my power level?

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what in the fuck is he wearing

Spot-A-Nigger 2000

But in all seriousness it's a HUD and helmet-cam combo. Probably a bike cop.

What seems to be the problem officer?

cant find any of my laughing pics
have an ass instead

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BLING BLING YO SHIT DUMB ASS NIGGA BADA BUM CRACKA BITCH ASS FRIEND CHICKEN NIGGA SHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEET

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This doesn't happen because of cop spidey sense. Everyone needs to have cop spidey sense. If you're a natural troublemaker with a few brain cells, you can feel the sensation of being watched.

youtube.com/watch?v=2G6JCZYxl9M

>implying that i am driving

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I AM A FREE CITIZEN AND I AM TRAVELING

>even foreigners are better at dealing with our police than our niggers are

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youtu.be/328Gtb1rLbQ

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This is how you deal with the cops.
>Jewtube related
youtube.com/watch?v=WIBM67Jixeo

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just ate a spacecake, it'll kick in about hour please lemme drive home before I am intoxicated sir

what you mean "even"? a white american has more in common with a white foreigner than with any nigger

>implying I am in a vehicle

You're right, I was giving niggers too much credit.

nice try kike but you Shmira have no legal authority to detain me

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I just filmed you with a camera directly connected to the internet. Get on your knees, crawl back to your pig car, or else you and your family burn alive.

I would pray those fuckers away like no tomorrow youtu.be/B6HzyaZw6vE

penis

AM I DETAINED????

lol

ok T1000

>Alright Jow Forums, step out of the vehicle.

You're pulling me over 'cause I'm black you racist pig!!!

I just saw that movie recently but I can't remember which. They were assassins.

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*bang*

I WILL NOT BUY YOUR GAME

youtu.be/y-Dp0QogUI4

>C.A.R. stance
Fucker is serious

i prefer modified weaver

AM I BEING DETAINED

>I’m an article 4 free inhabitant in the articles of confederation, I don’t have to step out of the vehicle

Tried C.A.R. at the range yesterday. Stopped after two shots since the brass kept bouncing off my lane and hitting my glasses. But thought two shots were perfectly group desu

I'll have that supersized pls mcOfficer
>is that all

I DUNDU NUFFIN

i actually am most accurate at the range with the old-man isosceles stance, but I feel like that's the least practical for real life and therefore don't practice it much.

Is not cocaine officer just potato flours :D:D:D

>I'M NOT DRIVING, I'M TRAVEL-
gets tazed

imagine niggers trying to get through that many questions without going full ape.