Should move to America legally or overstay visit?

Hey Jow Forums, need help.

Want to leave bongland, you probably already know why, and want to move to Amuricuh.

I've chosen Oklahoma, but I just found out I have to wait ten years, should I apply and do it legally or should I just overstay a visit.

They're are millions of illegal immigrants in America right now and I probably have a good chance of getting away with staying there.

I'm not a filthy paki i'm 100% Brit (Very important for Jow Forums)

Obviously gonna come and steel ya jobs (Like 1 job). America now has enough jobs for anyone so shouldn't matter.

What does Jow Forums think?

p.s I love America and have studied it's history, I respect your country, unlike some of the pakis we have in England

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why would you move from this shithole to another shithole

I'd recommend kayaking across the Atlantic ocean and arriving unannounced.

all the whites are leaving britain :( i dont want to be alone lads

America is a much better shithole
XD yeah sounds great
We either leave or become the minority eventually, we need to start a civil war or close the borders and it doesn't look like the borders are being closed anytime soon

Marrying your way in is not uncommon. You'll have to be able to document that it's an honest romantic relationship and marriage and not just a scam to get in.

But you're more than welcome to snag one of our women with your sexy accent and make beautiful white babies with her.

Yeah i considered it, gonna be going to Oklahoma next month, whilst i'm there i'll have 2 weeks to find a woman, wish me luck.

you had yer chance 300 years ago. borders are closed.

You might have better luck on a work or better yet a school visa so that you'd have some more time. No shortage of grad students getting hitched. I don't know if they let white people in that way tho. Maybe you could tan way down and put marbles in your mouth so you come off like a paki.

Just marry an American girl

>God, family, music, learning, outside activities

>I'm a sinner. I fail Jesus every day. I don't deserve any of the good things I have.

>But because of love, God sent His Son to us, and the blood and grace of Jesus Christ covers me constantly. And this is just the first and best blessing that God has given me. Now I want to do everything for His glory, because He loves me.

>I have a wonderful family, wonderful friends, and I'm happy with pursuing my chosen field - being a pianist - until God says to start a family!

>I love Oklahoma and really don't want to leave! I grew up in the woods, and want to live in the country if I can. But I still consider myself cultured. I was homeschooled, classically educated, I like British TV, Parks and Rec, Friends, I read classic books, appreciate intellectual jokes - that kind of thing. I also like the color blue, sunshine, and inchworms. And other random things like that. :)

>I would much prefer to court instead of date - by which I mean my family would be very involved in our relationship, and we would hang out with them, and my family would get to know the guy. The whole point of courting is for the girl's dad to get to help guard the girl's heart for her.... And if you're a good guy or the right guy, you will be ok with that even if you haven't heard of courting before. I'm calling it how I see it, because there's no point in beating around the bush. So there we go.

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how could i do it usanons? i've read something about joining your army to gain citizenship, does that work?

>far more "minorities"
>you'd likely be forced to move to a place with high crime and lots of "minorities" to find a job
>b-but at least i can have a gun! which i could have had one anyway at home if i wasn't such a NEET and believed the memes!

Why not move to Australia? We're like 90%+ white.

Oh, I forgot about commonwealth countries. Why not just go to Canada? It's pretty close to the same thing depending on exactly what you're looking for. And that puts you within easy traveling distance of a potential American wife.

>>you'd likely be forced to move to a place with high crime and lots of "minorities" to find a job
What are the suburbs?
Also there are plenty of jobs in smaller towns

Yeah, because I was alive 300 years ago, and my ancestors wouldn't have wanted to leave because England was Fine 300 years ago
I'm 19, haven't been in school for 3 years, and I work at Uber eats (I deliver food) and I don't think they have a free trip to America to deliver McDonalds scheme at the moment mate
Is this a meme? can't take it seriously

I forget how that works exactly, but it's not quite that easy. There's also been some kind of shakeup in that system recently that the globalists were whining about the other week because a bunch of people looking to get in that way are now in some sort of limbo. I forget the details.

>can't take it seriously
why not?

Where are you more likely to find immigrants user?

They have their own neighborhoods

Where? More likely within cities or in arse fuck nowhere? And i mean European ones too.

GUD A LIESENSE FO DAT ANDIDRUMPF OBINIUN BOY!
Why are /ptg/ mods deleting relevant threads?

>More likely within cities
That is why I said
>what are the suburbs

Guns, weed and freedom booooiii
Canada's fucked and I can't be arsed to get a house in Canada to then move to America.
>Believed the memes
your flag says UK, what the fuck kind of memes have you been looking at.

Oklahoma girls will start dropping panties when they hear some posh Brit accent

Christiandating.com is just a meme

Why?

We have a SEVERE labor shortage in the heartland. If you come on a tourist visa and go on job interviews it will be relatively easy to find an employer to sponsor you for a work visa.

The Australian immigration system is a nightmare even if you have a trade. And its even worse if you are trying to marry someone-very expensive, time consuming,very invasive and no refunds if they refuse you

I'm already making plans to reclaim America as our empire

Because Christians are a meme

You seem to have forgotten what blacks are for, or they have lol.

Fuck off we're full.

No in the US they aren't. A yuge part of the country geographically is Jesusland. If I drive from one side of my state to the other, for a good 4 or 5 hours there will be almost nothing but Jesus on the radio.

Might try it
How about we try to claim our own country
Yeah, don't they have like a point system or something?

Of shit....

Migrating to America to escape totalitarian European governments is Anglo history. Nothing to be ashamed of.

If you come to America I will hunt you

Well then maybe America is not the right country for you

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What skills do you have?

Points based system yes, and that can change at any time.

The partner/fiance/intention to marry visas are fucked too-$7000 each and no refund if declined. Cant ever Australia while some are processing (which takes up to a year or more).

The waiting times have increased along with the cost.Its essentially a "love tax"

No. No faggy euros. You will not add the leftist scourge we already have. Keep that stiff upper british lip and sink on your own rat infested ship.

Do it legally, you already have a decent chance of getting citizenship.
Just apply for permanent residency and a work permit and you'll do fine.

>I've chosen Oklahoma,

user you are fucking up already.

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Oklahoma? Why?

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>$7K

Checked and it's a small price to pay for muh freedom from pakis.

Delet this

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The basketball Americans are heavily concentrated in select parts of the country. You'd be in good shape in Oklahoma. You might even get away with being able to wear cowboy boots to work.

My first girlfriend was English. Met her in an online game over 10 years ago. We tried to do a fiance visa but I was 17 and 18 and didn't have enough assets to sponsor her. The relationship eventually fell apart.

Good to know Somaliniggers can enter the country with sanctioned state approval and receive large amounts of benefits for the rest of their retarded lives.

Btw if you go to Oklahoma for the love of God please stay away from North Tulsa. It's a total wasteland full of violent nigs.

Threatening someone over the internet, you're hard
If American christians are cool, i'm cool
Always been pretty hands on, never really cared much for school, started working 15 and never really stopped. And restored a 1961 morris minor by myself (and the internet)
You've clearly never spoken to a working class Brit, like myself. most working class Brits hate lefties, fags, trans, politicians, pakis, muslims and pretty much everything else Jow Forums hates (apart from jews)
Yeah i'm cool with that but I have to wait 10 years, have you ever tried to spend 10 years in the land of loisences

That's what you get for following the rules commie

I already know where to start looking, OK?

>much better shithole
That seriously depends on where you go. I had work in San Francisco and holy fucking shit I'd rather have worked in London.

>apart from jews
Oh, you picked a good country to be cured of that! Although in OK you probably won't have to deal directly with them too much or at all.

They have the best gun laws en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_laws_in_the_United_States_by_state

and they just legalised weed for medical purposes
I'll stay away, but I'll head there if a race war starts
It wasn't even me who said it, i'm op.

Where in OK?

just muh dik your way into a gringa's pants and get dat green card marriage

>protip: it helps if she thinks you love her

T. sanky-panky with green card and SSN getting bennies in dollars on the island while some illegal faggot works with my Social security number and splits his paycheck with me

Oh. Wow. These exist? Do want.

Not sure at the moment, i'm going to Oklahoma next month to look around.

Lots of states have pretty decent gun laws and people smoke weed pretty much everywhere it's culturally acceptable. Just in case you find you're not thrilled with OK. Not a particular fan of the climate myself.

Whatever you do, just come here legally. If you find a nice slam piece just lock that up, get citizenship and if the marriage is bad just divorce. Oklahoma is a good choice user. Just make sure you live near Oklahoma City or in Tulsa. The state has a fairly low cost of living. Also you better get used to saying soccer instead of football. The sooner state is balls deep in football. Check out a Sooners game sometime.

Depends on your job-its non refundable so if they decline it, goodbye cash

stay the fuck in Britanistan then achmed

Really not a big fan of football (soccer) but American football looks fucking amazing, lads diving at each over and shit, in football (soccer) if you tap someones foot, you get suspended

It's just rugby for retards

It's niggerball.

I hate the media and Ivy League kikes too, but deep down, wouldn't you want your lawyer to be Jewish?

It used to be good. Then it got infested with creaturas who got uppity and now its a political meme

Would that shortage relate to truckers also ?

Fuck off. We already have to put up with John Oliver and Peirs Morgan. We don't needed another British twat spouting off about 'Murica.

youre a coward. get the fuck out of my country

they ask if you ever overstayed your welcome when you apply for a greencard
also, lying to federal authorities is a pretty bad idea
not to even speak about no gun rights when you're an illegal
make of that what you want: you're supposedly a grown up, able of fucking self responsibility

Don't worry mate I am, have fun being arse raped by pakis. And i'm sure you're not a coward, i'm sure you're fighting to protect the UK and not just shitposting online

How about you just stay home

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_laws_in_the_United_States_by_state
Private sales do not require state ID, and you only need a permit for closed carrying

So instead of trying to make the UK a better place, prevent the encroaching issues, you'll just jump ship? Sorry but he's right, that is cowardice.

Have fun in Bongland you parasite, we don't want you.

That chart doesn't indicate when it's legal to open fire on somebody tho. Guns are great and all, but if you ever do need one then you'd ideally want the law on your side.

It's virtually impossible to get in as a white person. You cant even enter into the green card lottery as a white person.
Trump wants more white people, so hopefully there will be some changes soon, especially if we make a good trade deal post brexit.

Just do it illegally, iirc it's actually fairly common for Europeans who want to live here to overstay their visas.
Example I know a French cafe that hires people from France under the table.

Though not sure I'd recommend OK, California is memed about a lot on this site for protecting illegals more than its own citizens but there's some truth to that.
Since you too would be illegal to it might actually serve you better than to be in a conservative state.

What have you done to make our country better then?

Yeah the violence really makes it worth watching. Tyrones literally try to kill one another over pigskin. It’s great. I forgot to add, Oklahoma is the only state to go completely red. Democrats are mocked in the state.

doesn't make it legal
so prepare your anus if you ever try to defend yourself with a gun while not being allowed to carry one
also, depends on the states, some requiring to keep a record of the transaction
not to even speak about sellers also often requiring to see ID and carry permit, even in states where carry is constitutional
but go on, try and be a smartass around guns: how bad could it possibly end?

>intelligent, based white person immigrating to America
>Jow Forums being against it
fuck off chink

I can't fathom why you would want to come here. At any rate, I think your best bet would be getting acceptance into a university and then finding a woman to marry. Start looking into universities in Oklahoma.

>intelligent
>based
>white
>implying
How about you leave too pablo
Better yet take him with you
America for Americans fuck everyone else

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Your best bet is getting into a college and finding a girl to marry. I've never heard of the military route. I think that is more of a French thing.

Exactly America only wants non white immigration, fuck white people

Yeah it looks sick but is almost impossible to watch over here, and yeah the redness of the state is another reason I wanted to move to OK

Coward.

I doubt he's planning on buying a gun while he's here for two weeks on vacation. You make it sound like a much bigger deal than it really is in any sane state.

culture changes politics. do your best at changing culture.

I've worked with Generation Identity and a few smaller groups. Even being in the country and starting a white family is enough. I don't see why you would so eagerly abandon and concede your nation simply because it gets tough. But fuck it, if you are as eager to abandon your home as you say you are then nothing of value will be lost, hope the states treat you alright.

he's planning to overstay and become an illegal
and he doesn't see a problem about such a situation and gun ownership

Yup. Handegg is for pussies.

>What are the suburbs?
A place devoid of culture.
>Also there are plenty of jobs in smaller towns
Not nearly enough.

>America for Americans
wanna take a guess at which country's you guys came from. But tell me about muh independence

You need a loicense for this Nigel
Don't make us call ICE

I don't recall him stating that intention. But if he's dumb enough to do illegal gun things and illegal other things at the same time then, uh, well, not my problem.