Why are Germans the worst posters on Jow Forums?
They literally can not into bants. You will have a friendly jab at their expense, and they will start going on about how they will rape your mother or nuke your country. They lack the bant nuances found in the Australians and Japanese, the German bant is nothing but crude autism pouring from their simple mind.
There also seems to never be any friendly Germans. They spew nothing but hate and vitriol for other nations. The krauts are a sour people.
They also seems to be either willfully ignorant of their demographic replacement, or take out their frustration on others on Jow Forums. Many times I have tried to offer advice to a German only for several of them to hang up on me and let loose a volly of ‘Amerimutt’ memes towards me. The irony is that Germany will be a brown nation long before whites lose their majority status in the United States.
Never before have I had the displeasure of dealing with such a venomous people. My great-great-grandmother was from Germany and I have other areas of German ancestry sprinkled in my family tree. I’ve tried reaching out to them as a distant kin, a brother of the greater European spirit, but they only attack those they deem inferior without reflecting on themselves.
Germans are the worst of Jow Forums
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Poor Jürgen.
I’ll nuke your mother and then rape your country, you literal faggot B*varian
I agree
Fuck Prussians
The dumb american again eeh.. fuck off mutt
>I’ll nuke your mother and then rape your country, you literal faggot B*varian
AHAHAHAHHAHAH
Kek.
Halt die Fresse, du oller Bierneger!
don't forget the eternal bavarian.
They are more likely to vote Watermelon Communists and Vollhorst Drehhofer than any real right-wing Party for the preservation of their Homeland, but actually believe they are the last bastion of german identity.
they don't have the benefit of global english news network
think of how easy it is to share fake news stories with all the english countries
>My great-great-grandmother was from Germany and I have other areas of German ancestry sprinkled in my family tree. I’ve tried reaching out to them as a distant kin, a brother of the greater European spirit, but they only attack those they deem inferior without reflecting on themselves.
t.Freiherr Tyrone Sanchez von South-Central und zu Detroit
I imagine it must be very hard for Germans to be German. I think this issue lies with the fact that Germans think their country has the same historic importance as France, Spain or UK. I think Germans would be half as annoying if they weren't so convinced of their own importance.
See how no one rails against Austrians?
>trying so hard to trigger
Good effort tho'.
are all Germans autistic in real life as they are on Jow Forums?
i feel so bad for germans desu. not like we're doing any better, but still.. they have every right to be pissed
See, I knew it, you do think your history is important. Top kek.
>Inb4 444 replies and 88 images
Why is shilling so easy, it's almost like the """""white"""" (use a better identifier, for fucks sake) """"race""" (another bad terminology) is deserviing to die, because it refuses to unite even in the most trivial ways.
Yes.
Diagnosed autist.
Ama, diagnosed at 16 by kikess shrink.
tldr
I bet you're a mudslim. Gtfo towel-head.
Germans on /pol: keyboard warriors,
Germans in real life: autistic beta cucks.
Remove krauts!
You get dat autismbux?
you mean leafs, right?
Nope... not sure if I could desu.
Sometimes I wonder if I am not actually just a misdiagnosed normie, but other days I notice it.
No, Germans are the worst.
The absolute worst.
Hide yo wives, hide yo kids.
Germans don't exist
East Germans are Slavs who happen to speak German after 1100 Years of conquering and plundering Polabians,Serbs,Moravians,Čehs and other Slavic Tribes
There are still 100k Lusatian Serbs left in the area around Cotbus
Russia needs to conquer Germany till the Rhein and let Germans die in their own piss
T.Serb born and raised in Germany
>they only attack those they deem inferior without reflecting on themselves
Well, excuuuuse me. But that is how ze Ubermensch must act. Zere can be no doubt or questioning
>According to a genetic study published in May 2011, Sorbs show the greatest genetic similarity to Poles, followed by Czechs, consistent with their West Slavic language
Nice try, S*rb
>he believes this
Lel.
Heh opposite of turks
Yes, we truly deserve to become extinct.
All hail the jewish-lead technocracy and world-wide subjugation!
Man, I am getting pretty blackpilled desu.
>charles the butcher
Get your kike propaganda somewhere else you fucking world war starter.
SERBIEN MUSS STERBIEN
>importance
>France
You must read the bait to appreciate, but holy shit
>SERBIEN MUSS STERBIEN
Heh.
Savage.
>venomous people
Had a bad day with decent people who can't stand obnoxious faggots like you?
We Germans love to mirror the misbehavior of others. So look at yourself, pathetic piece of shit.
And fuck off, we're full.
is it bad that i feel good being a slav in blood haha at least my blood homeland will remain white in a 100 years
Yeah totally savage
Worked out good for you in WW1 where we should have drawn the line at Passau
>THE LAST SERMON OF FRIEDRICH GRIESENDORF, A German Clergyman, reprinted and translated from the Eversburg newspaper, #Eversburg, #Germany.
Friedrich Griesendorf, who died in 1958, was a very educated man. He was at one time a court clergyman for the German Kaiser, Wilhelm II. After World War II, he was a pastor in the Eversburg church parish where a camp of Serbian prisoners of war was located. Before retiring, he dedicated these lines to his German parishioners:
"Our country lost the war. The English, Americans and Russians won. Maybe they had much better equipment, larger armies, better leadership. In reality, it was an explicit material victory. They took the victory. However, here among us is one nation that won another more beautiful victory, a victory of the soul, a victory of the heart and honesty, a victory of peace and Christian love. THEY ARE THE SERBS. We knew them earlier, some a little and some not at all. But we all knew what we did in their homeland. We killed hundreds of the Serbs who defended their country for one of our soldiers who represented the occupier — the oppressor. And not only that, we looked favorably when others shot at Serbs from all sides; The Croatian (Ustasha), the Italians, Albanians, Bulgarians and Hungarians. Yet we knew that among us in the prisoner of war camps were 5,000 Serbian officers, who earlier were the elite of the society and, who now resembled living skeletons, exhausted and spent from hunger. We knew that among the Serbs smoldered the belief ‘He who does not revenge is not sanctified’.”
We are truly afraid of the revenge by these Serbian martyrs. We were afraid that after our capitulation they would do what we did to them. We imagined murder, plunder, rape, demolition and destruction of our homes. However, what happened? When the barbed wires were torn down and 5,000 Serbian skeletons found themselves free in our midst, those skeletons caressed our children. Only now can we understand why our greatest poet, Goethe, studied the Serbian language. Only now can we comprehend why the last word for Bismark, on his deathbed, was — ‘SERBIA.’ That kind of victory is more sublime than a material victory. It seems to me that only the Serbs could win such a victory, being brought up in their St. Sava’s spirit and epic poetry, which our Goethe loved so much. This victory will live for centuries in the souls of us Germans. I want to dedicate my last clergyman’s sermon to that victory and the Serbs who won it.” — Friedrick Griesendorf.
ETERNAL SERB DIE!
I hope the Croats kill you all
Die Dieter humour is too subtle and sophisticated for Jow Forums
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We are truly afraid of the revenge by these Serbian martyrs. We were afraid that after our capitulation they would do what we did to them. We imagined murder, plunder, rape, demolition and destruction of our homes. However, what happened? When the barbed wires were torn down and 5,000 Serbian skeletons found themselves free in our midst, those skeletons caressed our children. Only now can we understand why our greatest poet, Goethe, studied the Serbian language. Only now can we comprehend why the last word for Bismark, on his deathbed, was — ‘SERBIA.’ That kind of victory is more sublime than a material victory. It seems to me that only the Serbs could win such a victory, being brought up in their St. Sava’s spirit and epic poetry, which our Goethe loved so much. This victory will live for centuries in the souls of us Germans. I want to dedicate my last clergyman’s sermon to that victory and the Serbs who won it.” — Friedrick Griesendorf.
>S*rb
>Talking about winning wars
Because we are all dumb, OP. Also 0.50 cents were sent to your account my friend.
Cry me a river Frenchdutch mutt
Nobody cares which blood mutts have, once a mutt, always a mutt.
Please don't bother larping as euro, not a single European believes it.
I agree, they need to ban memes already so nemec cant post here anymore.
I don't really care for what you have to say.
It's basically pointless bickering anyways.
How does it fell, knowing that there is basically nothing we can do to stop
the (((diversification))) of Europe and the (((leaders))) of it, especially the central
banks and things like Rotschilds; all the while you have nothing better
to do other than tell me that Germany doesn't exist (much like other (((interest groups))) and whine about past events)?
In what ways do you notice it? Getting triggered after opening a cupboard or similar random thing s like that?
Germans are the type of Americans that smile and are so polite and kind face to face but then turn around and talk so much shit about you behind your back.
They try to act perfect and seem perfect and happy but are very sad and broken in their families.
They just can't admit sometimes life is shit and can't laugh at hardship like a Russian can
Nah, things like only understanding a social situation later, or spending hours on end with one single topic.
Origami, for example, consumed much of my early and middle childhood.
I would sit hours on end and fold and fold and fold and fold.
I have become depressed and never has such an obsession again.
I think I need another obsession to become happy again.
They made my grandpa resort to eating flower bulbs and horse food. They were also the last ones to bomb our country, and with their refugee policy they forced on everyone, they will be responsible for the next bombing of our country too. Only difference now is that their leaders hate their own country too.
Yeah, Germans and Germany are total shit.
They shouldn't have gassed the Jews, the should have gassed themselves!
I mean, look at these cunts, they are now in the process of ruining Europe a third time in the past 100 years.
It's amazing, how often can they be let to do this!?
Based Ruski
Yeah, fucking Germans man, they should all die out and be mixed out of existence with the based Muslims that they let into their country.
In fact, there should be nothing left of them, their country should be turned into an agrarian society and there should be absolutely no technology left for them to evere climb out of the primitivism they so rightly deserve.
Shhheeeeeeeeiiit.
Start / change jobs or move? Can be a big risk, but tear the house down before building a new one.
OP is pic, related.
Just check the current /kraut/pol thread.
Dont fall for worthless bait.
What history importance has Spain? They only conquered some primitive tribesmen. It wasn't really hard considering their enemies were equipped with sharpened sticks as their weapons while Spanish soldiers had guns. I do not know how you can be proud of doing something easy, be proud of winning hard battles.
Heehehe, we are falling for bait 24/7.
And what is there even to be baited away from.
Look at the posts in pic related and ask yourself: is that shill right about the state of the Jow Forumsacks and their paranoia?
>start going on about how they will rape your mother or nuke your country
These sound like dirty Arabs to me.
Nope, just classic Germans, a worthless bunch, they will all (inshallah) be granted to their rightful demise demographically and culturally to the neo-ottoman invasion and (((multicultural))) agenda.
I saw a Jew today while driving, he was in an old convertible Volvo wearing one of those kipper hats, he looked goofy af.
Hey there osman
fucking christcuck
>jew
>Volvo
Story checks out
So you're just gonna call me a Jew?
The whole point of the post was to provide that the Jow Forumsacks can be made paranoid and divided about anything, no matter what it is.
The thing we would have to focus on is to ensure that we rally for the continued existence of our peoples.
It is people like oyu and responses like these that make me lose all hope into anything really happening and us not just going the way of America, slowly descending into, brown, (((multicultural))) darkness.
Then live like varg an starve the system
Start improving germany by killing yourself, OP.
>So you're just gonna call me a Jew?
Because they're nazis :)
Germans feel about war the same way everyone else feels about porn.
It's something they like and enjoy, and probably even fantasize about, but prefer not to admit or talk about.
Tldr.
Salam Mouhammad, how's life in the new caliphate?
We know the post is funny because of his flag but it takes a leaf to force somebody to explicitly state why it’s funny.
God fuck canucks
I am already staying beneath the minimum taxed limit this year.
Then I will move to uni, get my degree.
And then... well, I don't know.
Perhaps I'll just kill myself in uni, not sure.
People like me probably deserve death.
Also; Varg is heavily system-dependent, just that he managed to find parts of the system to draw from, that don't help the (((destructivde))) part.
Based and redpilled.
You almost had to face the hard truth and find a way to deal with reality.
Because they are nazi descendents dont worry multi culturalism will fix that
Why don't you have a look over there?
Yes, right there.
HASSAN CHOP!
>You almost had to face the hard truth and find a way to deal with reality.
Might not be a good strategy to post on /kraut/pol under "qUeSpAG", and then open a shit-post thread for the sake of (yous).
Glowing hard
>I will kill myself in uni
Believable desu given my personal experience
Hi, I'm friendly, but I also consider most of you to be completely deranged spastics :^)
What did he mean by "glowing CIA niggers" though, fireflies?
fake news, christianity wasnt convert or die
>t.Freiherr Tyrone Sanchez von South-Central und zu Detroit
Top kek brudi
I prefer to call you a filthy kike if that's okay for you, filthy kike.
>Bierneger
You got it wrong West Slavs are East Germans
austrians are the best germans
bavarians second
Germans are great, I feel terrible about Dresden, I will try in my life to make amends, it really was churchill. All Europeans have to come together and work as one, our one true enemy is the jew, all other problems come secondary to this. Please my Kraut bros, and all Euro bros, we must all look after one another, we must stop the jew.
I will rape you and nuke your mother.
We are sorry about "Gott strafe England". We knew God can be ridiciously cruel and unjust, but we didn't anticipate the whole Paki plague.
most posters with german flags are actually disgusting roaches and autistic people from NRW, so no actual germans
>Germans don't exist
>Russians need to conquer Germany and let Germans die
Pick one, slav-shit
Eat a dick you flabby shitstain. Seriously.
>A thread about how awfull Germany posters
>Is actually just other posters flaming Germans as they do everywhere else
>W-why are German posters so shit??!?!?!?
German posters are ok, other posters treat them far worse than the other way around and then project.
imagine the smell
>He is still trying instead of suggesting and making better threads
>He still doesn't see, that Jow Forums is mostly useless because the anons will never work together
Kek.
No, I didn't take an excursion to Chernobyl.
That considered, you really should look into the blight that is "whiteness".
I know, I am activating knee-jerks in you, from those libshits articles, but consider the following:
nelsonssociology101.weebly.com
So, what have you done to save the "white" race today?
Let's rather refer to it as "European Heritage", no?
(You)
: /\ )
>Merkelposting
You mean:
>Rape your country and nuke your mother
Man, you almost pulled it off.
>Being more autistic than a German shitposter on Jow Forums
ISHYGDDT
It's a really bad feel desu.
If I don't manage to change in the next month, I honestly believe I'll end up ded.
>No true scotsman.
You are far better off just advocating for Eugenics, desu.
Find another site to sully, you evil coward
Kek, I am no evil coward.
I just continued what started as a burgerpost.