HONEST EUROPE THREAD 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

only made this because i was late edition

basically yeah that Italian don said we should make one of those 'europe map' things but be 100% honest and that about it. so do it again.

basically right this one's mine. you see I'm English right because England's blue. wales and scotland are green and red because although i love the countryside there the people are proper mongs (although you are the best mongs so keep it up).

Ireland is the shitty colour because although it should be the UK it ain't.

France is basically wales except I've only driven through it for about 3 hours in year 8 and i was shattered. also nepolion was kinda a don but 1815 LADS WAHAYY ONE NILL.

Portugal's loyal so it gets nice green.

Germany is where Saxons are from, but also 2 WORLD WARS 1 WORLD CUP. also had friends and family from their so i like it. still not as good as England though.

Denmark is like Germany but i can't remember if i painted it.

Switzerland and cheze (chetze?) republic get shiny green because they have guns.

all of eastern Europe is immigrants. except Ukraine. that looks nice. Russia looks cool as well.

everywhere else I either don't know about or don't care about, although the Nordic countries like metal so they also get shiny green.

P O S T

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i also forgot to mention that yugoslavians are cunts so they get orange

Kill yourself.

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if i get £5 i will

>Ireland is the shitty colour because although it should be the UK it ain't

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England is your playground.

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>still butthurt about croatia

lel

You were late because you're slow. :)

shut up crote scrote i was setting up a new ACU

you know i'm right though

this is why you only get the sea colour

Never get a Cockney to do a man's work.

Are you still mad about the raid on the medway?

The Raid on the Medway, during the Second Anglo-Dutch War in June 1667, was a successful attack conducted by the Dutch navy on English battleships at a time when most were virtually unmanned and unarmed, laid up in the fleet anchorages off Chatham Dockyard and Gillingham in the county of Kent. At the time, the fortress of Upnor Castle and a barrier chain called the "Gillingham Line" were supposed to protect the English ships.

The Dutch, under nominal command of Willem Joseph van Ghent and Lieutenant-Admiral Michiel de Ruyter, over several days bombarded and captured the town of Sheerness, sailed up the Thames estuary to Gravesend, then sailed into the River Medway to Chatham and Gillingham, where they engaged fortifications with cannon fire, burned or captured three capital ships and ten more ships of the line, and captured and towed away the flagship of the English fleet, HMS Royal Charles.

Politically, the raid was disastrous for King Charles' war plans[1] and led to a quick end to the war and a favourable peace for the Dutch. It was one of the worst defeats in the Royal Navy's history,[1] and one of the worst suffered by the British military.[6] Horace George Franks called it the "most serious defeat it has ever had in its home waters."

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still mad about loosing south africa?

also where are the euopes?

this is a euope thread

No i am an anglophile untill 1920, just a friendly bant.

my dad used to live in the netherlands, and said it was nice, so we're cool buddy

You claimed South Africa from people armed with spears in Anglo-Zulu wars and lost it on referendum in 1961. That sucks...

and you claimed fuck all

We didn't depend colonies or slavery. We abolished it in XIII century.

like i care lol

Why do you bongs like going to spain so damn much? Never understood the point of going there. Greece and Italy I can understand because of good culture and beaches on cheap but spain has nothing really going for it

IBIZA LADS

yankeedoodles wouldn't understand

You cared enough to paint it orange. You limey bastard. :)

i was talking about the slavery, and you're proving my point. come one lad. lets talk. tell me about why you lot are so angry.

the bong is wanting to help :)

Ibiza is just one place, still doesnt explain the rest of the bong tourism throughout spain. Not to mention its been infested with rapefugees as of late.

And what the hell is it with you taking shits in swimming pools?

is that a thing? must be an Essex thing, i'm an Oxfordshire lad

Just killing time after five o clock teabagging...

aww shit, i'm sorry to hear mate.

Cant say but its weird. One half of the family is from Norfolk but apparently the last time they went to Greece and Cyprus the year before that it was bad/ The greek one had had signs around warning about it at the hotel swimming pool and the Cypriot one had a waiver for a massive fine regarding damages

bizarre. i've seen shits in public swimming pools before but it was very rare, and I used to swim weekly so I would know.

This year they even started murdering each other...

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can i get a quick rundown?

From what I understand (and this is through like 5 different words of mouth) Brits go over to mediterranean countries and have developed a bad habit of getting Chav/Slag Tier wasted and doing really stupid shit usually involving property damage and public urination/defacation. Not unlike the brazillian assholes I had to deal with during my summer job at disney world. I still have nightmares from some of those fiascos

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most low class brits are poles lmao

why does this surprise anybody?

ohh right, yeah thats common. i guess its our colonial instincts. we need to attack something so we pent up our rage in the med.

I like everyone, in other news nobody knows the world enough to judge it like this.

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thanks senpai, a new europe

thats woke greecebro, godspeed

because all people recognize is flags and stereotypes. Then again I do know a shitton of Geordie types through my cousin that did similar shit

Why Denmark though

Sure

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5899107/British-tourist-26-stabbed-death-Croatia-Carphone-Warehouse-robbery-gang.html

forgot kek

Yeah it sounds bad. I just have a better understanding because Ive dealt with similar scenarios at my old job

Should have painted it red desu

Have they been invading you for a while now or just since Game of Thrones started becoming popular?

Shitton of Turks in Denmark.

Greeks and Turks have probably the most innate beef of all beefs. Even worse than Japan and Korea

NO ONE LIKES US
NO ONE LIKES US
NO ONE LIKES US
WE DON'T CARE :^)

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Scotfag here, sorry for being a liability and a lefty country. I hope we change in the future. Lowland Scots are also Anglo and we should stop larping as Irish.

ah

sorry for the shitty laws scotfag, it's mostly the londoners but in my neck of the woods everyone wants to be a londoner

It's mostly filmed in Northern Ireland so they don't. Brits come to party hard. Chinese and Americans tourists are more about GoT. One more season and it's over. :(

>muh opininon on some countries I have never been and don't know shit about

t. autist

begone memeflag

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I thought they were coming to you guys for the parts where they filmed the family with the Lion crest. Oh well at least you guys still have work for the prequel series they're gonna be doing

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Code brown. :D
Love that British humor.

ytho

Wherabouts are you from, lad? Londoners are cunts, don’t know why anyone would want to be like them.

this is pretty much the impression I get judging countries only on their immigrants

pretty shit that's why I hate Portugal.

hello yes it do be like this

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They filmed here on locations for Kings Landing, Quaith and Meereen. I don't think they'll come back for The long night prequel. Maybe Iceland.

checked

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Fuck Europe.
My grandfather and great grandfather risked their lives to save your asses twice and you fucker keep shitting everything up, fuck off I ain't helping!

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oxfordshire, you?

>england homeland
>hates christian serbia and croatia
>likes muslim bosnia
I bet you're a shitskin

They kinda have to because its gonna be all about the rebellion that started everything. Thats gonna involve alot of Kings Landing

Good goy a shekel for you.

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not gonna lie boys i think we should meme this

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i've listened to yugoslavian war music and its fucking shit, at least the muzzies knew what a tune was

you know I have just realised I have never met an irl american I actually liked

ye

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You missed half of Yugoslavia.

I don't follow that subject too much but as I recall they'll film the prequel "The Long Night" and maybe another one about "Valyria". Fingers crossed.

LOL

So you only like bosnia because they make good music?

I dont either but i have a drinking buddy who follows the stuff religiously and never shuts up about it.

From what I remember its gonna be about Roberts Rebellion or something and feature the Mad king and his son as major roles. And something about burning Sean Bean's dad and brother alive in the throne room

We'll shit the meme out of this. :)

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Also where's the template you fucking moron

Love it or hate it. :)
I remember reading they don't want to have characters from the original in any of prequels, so no Ned and Robert bromance.

pretty much

youtube.com/watch?v=U67MRAPKXzU

youtube.com/watch?v=Zrj-gyz37IE

tell me with a straight face the serb one is better

last one didn't have one so this one doesn't either

Its cool and all but I'm just not into it like he is. I'm just indifferent and wishin the best for you because i know its a good tourism gig for you guys.

There is only one evergreen from Yugoslav wars.

youtube.com/watch?v=cUbCp2WgkYw

I hate everyone
Fuck all you subhuman cunts

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libertarian detected

ok that was pretty lit. honestly i liked the Croatians before the cup, and i think i judged them too harshly.

you boys are alright.

Thanks, no hard feeling,s we're just bantering.

My favourite was always this one;
youtube.com/watch?v=LyV1BTelPhY&frags=pl,wn

mash'allah.

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hell of a song man, wish i knew more

i moaned about the serbs being angry, but everytime i see a french one of these it's like this.

>liking the shitty westernized song from bosnia better than the serbian song which is superior in every way and especially in musical regards
this is only further proving my point that you are shitskin muzzie

because you were too retarded to ask for one

holy shit user why the rage? this is a chill thread bro relax

must say i have to remake my map after these conversations

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nuke eveything and restart

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Nice digits my fellow compatriot