What the fuck

Shut the fuck up and enjoy your monster goy

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>Schlosberg

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The only way to be even more Jewish would be if it was Schnozberg.

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I hope you all realize the boomer energy drink is just a meme, no one is telling you to buy this shit lmao

hail satan

It gets the drinks into peoples' minds though, this is how marketing and advertising works

Why are the marketing types so obsessed with Satan. Does he truly persuade people that easily?

>www

This. Good marketing doesn't tell you to do anything. You happily do it all yourself.

(((marketing types)))

too bad marketing doesn't make it taste any better

GOOGLES SKYPES
(((MARKETING TYPES)))

schlomoberg

>Energy drink called monster
>Surprised it has 666 on it
>When 666 also looks like some sort of claw marks

Ahhh, quake was a good game, yep.

Schlosberg
It's symbol is the Jewish 666
And they have convinced everyone on Jow Forums to drink it and meme it
Inb4 Jews can't meme

well, if it was dutch, it would be Schluysbjerghk

it's painfully obvious the boomer meme is just some marketing bullshit
it's not even remotely funny

Why would it be www when the name of the drink is Monster?

*sips*

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Sluisberg, akhtually!

(((Sacks & Shlosberg)))
Sachs and Schlossberg
Never touching this shit again

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not politics

>tfw I drink the monster before a workout sesh so I can be fit for when we start constructing concentration camps for real this time

Always be a step ahead user

rektal

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Isn't Michael savage's son involved with this company

Around boomers...

They are headlining as the new sponsor for yamaha in motoGP next year, they'd have two teams I think, plus the ones in wsbk, i don't know if they're going to invest in F1

Damn energy drink jews

What’s the issue here?

Jow Forums has reached a new low, where viral marketing memes have taken over the entire site. Whether it is intentional or not is irrelevant, this shitty boomer meme markets for Monster and gets curious retards here to buy it, I'm sure Mr. Schlosberg is elated to see all the free publicity on the internet

*ksshhhk*
*ssiiiip*
Ahhhh.......

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What are you talking about? www = world wide web

>beverage called monster
>le 666 meme (actual number of the beast is 616)
>surprising anyone

Who gives a fuck?

How do you pronounce that

The future of advertising is organic memes.

>666 looks like claw marks in Hebrew
>the mark of the beast is 666
What the FUCK are you guys putting inside your bodies?

nothing rabbai, we're just having a conversation

Shut up kike, you're glowing

it's 616 and the drink is called monster. You really think it wasn't on purpose?

>actual number of the beast is 616
Don't be deceived, you faggot trap porn enthusiast.

>disagree with schizo poster
>Hurp durr you are an agent
Try again faggot

Thanks for explaining it.

>You really think it wasn't on purpose?
No fucking duh it was done on purpose. The jews are the evil race in The New Testament. What are you people trusting these jews to put inside your bodies?

>Believes Monster is hiding occult symbols for some nefarious purpose
There's no need to hide it these days man. It's all there either out in the open or fingernails skin scratch deep. By my own anecdotal evidence, hard military and rockers have a thing for energy drinks, and none of them like the shit going on these days. That dark magic isn't working.

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we are being raided by monster® nad now idiots are buying more because memes

this, it was clearly an edgy drink for edgy 30 year old teens

I see now. Thanks Schlomo

jews are satanists

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Check. Perfect. :(

>mfw we're the test bed for kike meme marketing

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That's Rockstar

Monster energy drink has been around for decades. I wouldn't be surprised if (((they))) were the ones that leaked this themselves, just to have a laugh about it.

>>SCHLOSBERG

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Slurmberg

>hard military and rockers have a thing for energy drinks, and NONE OF THEM like the shit going on these days. That dark magic isn't working.

which explains the targeted advertising

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>leaked

Hebrew numbers are not some sacred knowledge user

World Wide Web as the name of a drink called Monster

that 30yo boomer that *snaps*

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>that 30 yr old boomer who unknowingly worships satan

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You realize that a lot of Easter Eggs in video games and in movies are sometimes "leaked" by insiders after years of people not noticing it?

Kill yourself you fucking fishmonger.

es is the best

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Why is Dutch so disgusting when it's around french and German

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it's called culture

Marketing is literally occult demon worship.

One of these days cringe shrek memes will be worth trillions.

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If Monster Energy™ started a advertising campaign for white fertility.... Should we reject that?

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+1 my Finlandian compadre.

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>They could've used this power to achieve great victories over Jow Forums
>instead they used it to convince 30yo boomers to buy their nasty drink

w-wow truly fearsome adversaries

WAIT IF 6 IS W

THEN EVERY TIME I GO ON A WEBSITE THEN IM WITH SATAN

BECAUSE WWW

wtf

Ain't numerology great? With it you can convince yourself that literally ANYTHING is satanic/divine/masonic/aztec

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>started a advertising campaign for white fertility
Just like Patrick Little is advocating against jewish supremacy by screaming that jews have jewish mouths

>monster sips
>organic
try again, but kudos to them for succeeding

>dude geometrical shapes, nwo, aliens, pedohiles and satan!
Could you guys, like, be any more embarrassing? Sheesh.

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The number you mongoloid

>Oh muh gawd it is a conspiracy, and clearly not a marketing gimmick

Not an eastern egg in this case though. There's no secret: it's all in your face.

>what is world wide web
>www

vichy france best france

>tfw I get a Mountain Dew Kickstart from the local Dollar General for only $1 + sales tax

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