The memes having become real life

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>a roach making a joke

What's even going on anymore?!

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erdogan has a sense of humor?

Holy fucking LOL

The worst song of the 90's

This is the best timeline!

Technically was 2000 and basically set precedent for the coming decade.

CuCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE

ayyyyyyy

Kek.

Is that like a Turkish expression for fuhrer

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We are going to war with Iran next...
It will come as a false flag attack most likely. Then we will control all the oil.

Here is all the proof you need.
youtube.com/watch?v=9RC1Mepk_Sw

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If it was 100% about oil we would be going for Venezuela

It's not about oil. Netanyahu needs a war to prevent multiple things.

-Israel being exposed for all they are responsible for worldwide
-Preventing his and his wife's impending incarceration for their crimes.
-Distracting everyone from the past 2 years of scandals and what's been uncovered.
-Making sure Israel survives.
-Making sure the 70 year world order is saved.

fucking hell good one m8

Well no shit but when you say "Then we will have the Oil" it just sounds like reddit
you're right

Pretty sure Trump made the USA the biggest oil producer in the world.

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Shale is going to run out soon

>a literal "who?" band had one hit in the 90's
>still using the same one hit in the current year
lol wut

How much do you want to bet Roach Otousan browses Jow Forums?

Kek. Kill yourself kike. The only thing that's gonna run out is Zionism worldwide. Israel will be destroyed this year.

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Venezuela is already split in oil, they owe Russia 3 billion dollars, and they pay them in oil.
From PDVSA to Rosneft.
From PDVSA to its subsidiary in the US Citgo

We are already slapping them with restrictions, and if they don't play along you will see a coup, they will play along though because they are not stupid.


It is always about the oil. Our currency is backed by the petrodollar, it is why our dollar has value. If we lost control of the oil, and people didn't trade in dollars then you would see the US dollar's value collapse and probably another great depression.

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it was obama who opened reserves tard

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You know that the NGO you work out is gonna get shut down soon and you're going to prison?

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“Soon” = 500 years

It's the shale revolution.

we got at least 200 years

After the Jews finally get BTFO all the secrets they've kept locked away will become available for use.

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>imagine being this retarded

Yeah I'm aware.
Also thought I was replying to you before

>Iranians
>white

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Nice

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lol k tin foil faggot

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Noise

>implying they didn't start the meme to keep their stupid shitty song stuck in your head

jesus wept its a fucking meme you dolt

cut my life into pieces is right next to JUST on meme power, this is funny on many levels

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

HOLY FUCK KEK

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All the comments say they "owned" the president or they are making fun of him, do they hate trump too? Reguardless this is a quality tweet

CUT MY PANTS INTO PIECES
NOW I AM WEARING JORTS

It's finally donned on them how shitty their music was and they have to go with it in order to score leftist brownie points. Beyond fucking pathetic.

Make it caps.

technically 2000 is considered the last year of the 90s

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch Rouhani? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Wharton School of business, and I've been involved in numerous secret deals with the mafia, and I have over 300 confirmed IQ. I am trained in gorilla dealfare and I'm the top businessman in the entire US realestate market. You are nothing to me but just another deal. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the few throughout history have ever suffered before, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker.