is he literally the best shitposter of all time?
Donald J. Trump
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Josiah Allen
What timeline is this even?
Wyatt Martinez
post the best trump shitposts
Josiah Smith
This one was one of the best from the campaign.
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Jose Brown
i had to look to see if it was real earlier today
Brayden Adams
what a timeline
Ayden Green
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Hunter Garcia
he puts Jow Forums to shame. no doubt about it.
Jacob Wilson
This ain't even shit posting. This is him taking the gloves off. And it SCARES ME.
Ryan Watson
Its literally the navy seal copypasta + consequences will never be the same.
I love this timeline
Henry Thomas
Brayden Adams
Easton Torres
trumplets will defend this
Justin Carter
Shitposter in chief
Samuel Evans
imagine if he shitposts his way into peace with iran like he did with nk lol
Jaxson Rogers
Daniel Myers
Jayden Ortiz
He has the best words.
Liam Scott
This is the optimal timeline that could have been but wasn't, so Trump came back from the timeline that actually happened to correct the trajectory of this timeline to be....
the best timeline.
Henry Gomez
What was this in response too?
Jonathan Peterson
I won't be fighting in that war. America is Israel controlled. More countries should speak out
Camden Parker
>implying donald trump is only pretending to be retarded
Kill yourself
Samuel Gonzalez
Trump BTFOs CIA
Michael Allen
Throwing the "don't to to me or my wife's son ever again!" meme at fucking Iran. Remember these days bros.
Ian Bell
>shills screeching "HE'S A WARMONGER! HE'S STARTING WW3!!!" all day yesterday over this
>a day later and we're still at peace
Brock and his faggots got my hopes up for nothing.
Gabriel Lewis
He is fucking retarded
For fucks sake, I'm starting to regret shilling against Hillary. I couldn't have imagined Trump being such the biggest Israeli puppet in history. HE'S SO UNDER THE CONTROL OF ISRAEL THAT THE ISRAELI PM LEAKED AUDIO WHERE HE SAID THAT HE CONTROLS TRUMP.
Fuck him.
Julian Gomez
Oh man these are hilarious. This guy...
Joshua Price
>THE ISRAELI PM LEAKED AUDIO WHERE HE SAID THAT HE CONTROLS TRUMP
Well I guess we're fuked then. I mean, it's not like he'd lie about something serious like that.
Jacob Bailey
Go back to Facebook, leaf.
Easton Hernandez
obviously
Angel Hill
Iran threatened the mother of all wars.
Nathaniel James
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST UCJING SAY ABOUT ME ROUHANI IM A FUCKING NAVY SEAL KID, YOU HAVE JUST UNLEASHED A HELL OF WRATH UPON YOURSELF KIDDO, NOTHJNG PERSONNEL
Leo Williams
LITERALLY the GOAT.
Henry Cox
>Trump
Julian Long
he certainly b8 a lot of (you)'s from the media.
Ryder Thompson
he probably has the most (you)s in history at this point
Dominic Jenkins
Kek. It's exactly this. Does he do it on purpose?
Logan Anderson
he's been shitposting on the internet for years