Why the flying fuck everyone in America wears flip flops? And I don’t even mean niggers and poos...

Whats wrong with that guy in the back? Is it because of racemixing?

Fluoride in the water. Someday people will look back in amazement that humans drank a fluoride/water mixture on a grand scale.

What is more degenerate - flip flops or sneakers,

It's fucking hot. I run a sprinkler/irrigation/landscape lighting business. I'm on job sites all day in work boots. The moment I get in my truck to leave for the day, I put on flip-flops.

>giving a fuck about people wearing flip flops

People that wear flip flops casually scare me.

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>WHY IS EVERYBODY SO FAT
No one cooks anymore and believes the dollar menu to be a better deal than bulk buying and fresh cooking. Also people refuse to find even a simple half hour to do some exercise.

>WHY ARE ALL FAT PEOPLE WEARING SHORTS?
It's summer so shorts are acceptable and fat people have better heat insulation so thus they are hotter.

>WHY IS EVERYBODY A SHADE OF BROWN?
We have a large percentage of non-whites and due to the sun many whites end up tan if they get outside even 30 minutes per day

>WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE WITHOUT A SHIRT?
I never see this but when people go out and do yard work and it's sunny they might go shirtless for a tan without lines or don't want to get a shirt all sweaty

>WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE WEAR FLIP FLOPS
It's hot, often humid, and they're easy to take on and off. Plus many people find shoes to be more uncomfortable than a pair of sandals and flip flops.

Sandals and socks is a Florida tradition you absolute fucking nigger!

>what is summer?

We should. It means we don't give a fuck, and hate anything that gets in the way of our comfort.

I only wear flipflops for formal occasions

>breaking bad weeble playset

We have come in peace, hand over your firearms. Go back to sleep now, back to sleep in your pods.

When you awaken there will be no more pain, we are colonizing your planet.

America is fat because they were fed a lie about how to diet and developed a culture of eating carbs and sugar instead of fats and veggies.

What’s up with fat walter white in the back

This. Canada has two seasons: winter and construction.

The most logical person on Jow Forums. No over the top insult, not edgy, and actually isn't a nutjob.

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Flop flops are pretty fucking gross. It's just sloppy and lazy. It's like the disgusting whores who go to the grocery store in pajamas. They should all be killed.

Whoa that's edgy bro

Dude, I'm on my feet all god damn day. Once I leave work I'm immediately getting into flip flops. It can be cold as shit, and I'm still wearing them if I'm not gonna be outside for long. I think I mostly hate socks. I even have vibrams for when I go to the gym or for a run. The only time I wear anything resembling shoes outside of work is if I'm going for a hike or somewhere fancy, otherwise you're seeing my goddamn feet.

Fuck socks and shoes.

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I have to say I felt like weirdly white in NYC. Like I was from a fjord in Norway or something. And I live in Toronto.

The big difference is the Puerto Ricans, and a lot more blacks. But overall the place was just sort of raw ...it's odd saying '3rd world' about a great western city like New York, but I can't think of a better word. It's a unique mix of the Firstest of the first world mixed with a load of 3rd. But it is undeniably an impressive city.

You will get literal trench foot around here in Florida wearing socks and shoes all the time

Depends how ugly your feet are.

I visited the Michigan Upper Peninsula with my girlfriend a couple weeks ago (UP contains Detroit and adjacent regions).

As soon as we got across the border after being detained for an hour or more, it was a sea of niggers.

>95% niggers
>10-15% of cars had visible damage
>More than 50% of the vehicles were black
>People drive in clusters, just begging for a pile-up
>Lots of white trash as well
>Nigger drivers are all uncourteous, whereas white drivers are sometimes courteous
>Niggers are fucking UGLY not at all like they're portrayed in the media, they're fucking fat, ugly, and stupid
>The white women who date the niggers are all landwhales

I was so disgusted, I'll never go back there.

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It's dangerous to drive in insecure footwear you God damn moron. You're gonna kill someone just because your stupid boomer ass has an obsession with flip flops. Just wear sandals, then, boomer.

You should accept your latin origins Americus Vespucius, dont you know Sandals are for civilized men?
Neanderthals did wear raw leather boots.

You are mentally ill

You literally went to one of the worst places in the United States. There are more violent cities than Detroit, but not many holistically worse ones.

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I saw a guy with disorder that caused some sort of the tumour on the neck, it looks WAY differently from this.

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Detroit is not in UP you fucking retard

Get fucking sandals, you faggot.
Flip-flops is male version of high heels, they are not suitable of anything but walking in your house/backyard/beach

I just meant I'll never go back to that particular area. I didn't feel safe. We went to the beach for instance and lo and behold a car was broken into with a smashed window. The beach was packed with niggers, nigger loving whites with nigger IQ, and white trash drug addicts. My gf went for a quick dip mostly because she had to pee, lol, but as soon as she returned to where I laid out my towel, I told her we had better leave. We were there maybe 3 or 4 minutes.

Such a disgrace, the island was otherwise beautiful. I really wish we had our ethnostates. It breaks my heart.

It's bad enough when women wear them, especially fucking roasties with their dry cracked feet. It's even worse when men wear them. Dude, nobody wants to see your big stanky clodhoppers and yellow toenails.

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please someone shop this with "if you only knew how bad things really are"

And it's always WASPs who do it. Just last week I got a haircut in a place full of rich gringos living here and I saw this dude that could easily be an Anglo Saxon God, but no, he's fat, on shorts and wearing flip flops. It saddens me that people with better genetics than me choose to be slobs instead of being their best.

>(UP contains Detroit and adjacent regions).
user, if you want to LARP about things that never happened, at least do your research first. The UP is full of Finns. It's whiter than where you come from, Torontonigger.

>Canuck go to niggerlands detroit surroundings.
>See what decades of Democrat admnistrators and nignog culture results.
>Get SCHOCKED, get DISGUSTED.
Enjoy you future, John.

My feet got all kinds of weird being closed up in shoes. I gotta air them out.

Enjoy your feminine footwear that'll get you killed in an emergency.

>I'm a fucking retard for not knowing particulars of the names of the regions in a foreign region
Could have just corrected me politely you fucking nigger.

what in the ungodly hell did you expect going to MICHIGAN?

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cont.

The only exception from the rule is that if you are going to fight - wearing flip flops provides you with two deadly and sudden projectiles for your high kicks.

In an emergency you kick them off and go barefoot. I've done it before and I'll do it again.

It was my mistake, not UP, it was Detroit and surrounding area. Including Belle Isle.

saw some lady get her foot eviscerated by an escalator because she was wearing flip flops. honestly deserved it; if you wear flip flops in the city you're basically asking for trouble.

Are Americans evolving?

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and you still can't figure out why it was a literal shithole?

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What was the emergency? Did you ever receive your footwear?

Ive heard there are some super nice places there too to be fair.

I didn't believe the non-residential areas of Detroit would be infested.

I go barefoot as often as possible. Flops are the next best thing. Soft-soled moccasins if I can't have my toesies out. In winter I break out the fur-lined moccasins.

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The national footware of Australia.
Proudly being bogans since the '50s.

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Enjoy your hookworms.

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The Romans wore flip flops.

sorry for the rude awakening, leaf bro. but it is literally the worst of the worst

If I don't feel the soil on my feet, I get bad derealization.

I'm more interested in the story behind that guys neck

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Shepard.

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Don't insult Romans like that. The Romans never wore cheap plastic made in China and sold en masse. Besides, white people evolved and never used sandals as much again until the end of WWII when chink flops spread to the states

How stupid do you have to be to think that ISNT medication side effects

Flip flops have always disgusted me. On anyone, but especially a man. It bespeaks a slovenly nature and lack of foresight. You’re basically saying you are not prepared to fight, fuck or run a foot race because you won’t be doing any of the stated wearing those feet niggers. Being in a hot climate is no excuse, lived in Florida and Texas most of my life and never wore a pair nor will I. And the only men I’ve ever seen wearing it were fat, white trash in baggy shorts and threadbare tanktops, puffing on a Doral or beef jerky skinned roasties who can no longer delude themselves into believing they can attract a decent mate.
Do the rest of america a favor and boil your flip flops down to a goo and pour it into your eyes.

Fag

It's such a retarded comparison to make I would have forgiven you for saying it was in Wisconsin or some bullshit but UP is basically an ethnostate of 99% white, there's even Finns there ffs

No shit.

I talk to someone from Michigan and I confused UP where she lives with the area across the bridge. Come on.

I'd kick your bitchass barefoot... I don't need to run from shit... and who fucks with literally anything on. You're a loser.

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Nigger, pic related is where i live. I dont need to wear any other shoes, almost year round, unless Im fishing or collecting oysters. YOU are the corporate hack that has been forced to wear more than needed. I am in literal heaven with the waves, women, weed, wine and flip flops.
t. web master for the 11th largest real estate company in the USA.
kek

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“Oh my god, this cupcake is going to go straight to my thighs... err, neck.”

where do you go barefoot? beach, park, street???

looks like a goiter and hunch back combo

KEK

Fucking hippie.

>u need shoos to run or kick your ass

Everywhere I can get away with it.

youre assuming you a) have to do any of that of which you mentioned and b) arent carrying heat, hot. Ive worn flip flops almost year round for 35 years, because I can. You CANT, so youre jealous. Stay inland, houlē. You dont fit in here with us at the beach anyways.

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flip flops are foul. You're not at the fucking beach you douche, put on some actual shoes. Nobody wants to see your disgusting feet.
Asians are the worst with that shit. They'll wear flip flops to a restaurant, to a concert, everywhere. And I do count these as flip flops even though they're a little better.

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for example? Like in front of your house, or at the mall?
Thanks.

Fuck off, if they were good enough for Jesus they are good enough for me.

Kind of agree. I only wear footwear that allows me to run. I'm happy enough barefoot, too, depending on location.

>be from Canada
>don't understand why romans wore sandals.

This is clearly a Hollywood type clay mask to hide his identity!! Maybe Arnold Schwarzenegger since it's similar to his mask in total recall??

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>flip flops
those arent flip flops. those are eurofag soccer sandals. niggers and eurofag soccer wannabes wear those.
pic related are flip flops

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>tfw i'm wearing this exact same flip flops right now

Fuck you man, they are comfy after you break them.

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they are equally as bad and everytime i see them they always come with sweat soaked socks.

The uni I went to had carpeted floors, and nobody ever stopped me. I went to Otakon and specifically cosplayed as a barefoot character as an excuse. For a while I worked in a cubicle, and nobody was the wiser. When I tend the garden or water the plants, same deal. The only place I won't go barefoot is the city. Too much debris.

>Black population 100%

Shit, I'd leave too if I were those pyramids.

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