PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE LATE NIGHT COMES ON TIME EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Brendan Dilley on Roseanne explains Trump Tweets 7/23/18
youtu.be/FnddC39568A
>Pres Trump @Made In America Showcase 7/23/18
youtu.be/P2UXQRZo-UU
>Pres Trump inspects Made In America products 7/23/18
youtu.be/SDB9sK9thdY
>VP Pence @America 1st Rally in Philadelphia PA 7/23/18
youtu.be/Pj02W_Jgb-o
>UNAmb Haley @Christians United for Is-ra-hell 7/23/18
youtu.be/84KnS2kbMqc
>NASA Adm Bridenstine @CSIS on 60th Anniv 7/23/18
c-span.org/video/?448773-1/
>Amb Brownback @US Lolocaust Museum 7/23/18
youtu.be/pBXaFqdVjig
>TrumpTV Weekly Update (Lara) #44 7/23/18
youtu.be/G8i6tCr79RU
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 7/23/18
youtu.be/oEyl9Mu1QGE
>PressSec Sarah talks to press outside WH 7/23/18
youtu.be/32qBdzcBbBs
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 7/23/18
youtu.be/5jQAXEJB60c
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive @WH 7/22/18
youtu.be/gDj4Rykx9Lk
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in DC 7/22/18
youtu.be/2QgteQ-_h3I
>SoS Pompeo @Reagan Library 7/22/18
youtu.be/F_Fie43ugH8
>VP Pence @America 1st Tax Cut Event in Chattanooga TN 7/21/18
youtu.be/jqs4QZBKLjc
>VP Pence stumps for Kemp in Macon GA 7/21/18
youtu.be/oNBKc014bm4
>ROK-USCommCdr ArmyGen Brooks @Aspen Sec Forum 7/21/18
youtu.be/ttcK6zDpNxg
>CyberCommCdr ArmyGen Nakasone @Aspen Sec Forum 7/21/18
youtu.be/WFRrI_XLztQ
>ArmySec Esper @Aspen Sec Forum 7/21/18
youtu.be/m9ByaUxdBuA

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MAGA

Don't forget - if you win and donate enough to Trump, you might get to meet him!
>tfw would pay more for Melania

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RENT FREE

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MAGA

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DRUMPF BTFO

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I want to rim Lou Dobbs.

>7 off

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>CHINESE ALUMINIUM FOIL MAKER SUES U.S. OVER ANTI-DUMPING DUTIES

>Chinese aluminium foil producer Shantou Wanshun Package Material Stock Co on Monday said its subsidiary is suing the United States over twin anti-dumping and anti-subsidy duties Washington imposed on its shipments.

>In a statement to the Shenzhen Stock Exchange, Wanshun said Jiangsu Zhongji Lamination Materials, which was hit with a countervailing duty of 17.14 percent and an anti-dumping duty of 37.99 percent earlier this year, had filed a lawsuit with the US Court of International Trade.

>Zhongji was among the Chinese foil companies that unsuccessfully filed a joint "no injury" claim with the US International Trade Commission last year as Washington probed whether the companies were unfairly subsidised, and is now trying to reverse the duties on its own.

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TOMBOYS ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE
IF YOU FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE YOU ARE A FAGGOT

Oh no, that sucks.

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you can borrow my 7

Yeah and then you reply “nigger” and get banned

We need to crank up those fucking numbers

>finally unbanned after getting banned 24 hours for daring to mention Dan Harmon
>outright permanent banned the pedo general OPs
>this didn’t even stop everything from blowing up regardless
Mods are fags

I always liked that speech. That, and when Richard talked about calling someone retarded.

>there is literally nothing attractive about girls that look like boys
Boys that look like girls on the other hand…

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Thats bullshit, get those smelly kids outta here too.

fuck the chinks. FUCK EM

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As much as I'd love to stay awake for real awoo hours, I gotta work in the morning.
Sleep snug, smugs!

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Met my first insane liberal today. Very interesting encounter. Really unpleasant person who was acting like a child toward my friend’s little brother because he owns 2 shotguns and a hunting rifle. Never knew they actually existed outside leftist marches

it's still in his twitter dude

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Well we better reunite them where the parents are then

THIS, POST MAGA TWINKS

TrumpOP:
*name spelling: Brenden...w/an 'e'.
>Brendan Dilley on Roseanne explains Trump Tweets 7/23/18

No thanks, I'd rather invest in my local community to bring jobs to the area.

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>TWINKS
A FUCKING LEAF

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Hang yourself or we'll do it for you

i mean the edited one where he literally orders exterminatus, looking on his twitter feed for it was a joke

Sharks are the niggers of the sea.

Why are all of Trump's grandkids Jewish?

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t. nigger who can't swim

kek
If they didn't vote they would be mostly amusing in a crazy shit way.

Test...

>going from chad to average girl

What, besides mental illness, would compel someone to do this?

Fuck China

Good job on OP. This is one of the cooler /PTG/s in while.

Good job, my bruh.

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It's almost impossible for foreign companies to win lawsuits in China. We really need to take notes from them and shitcan any lawsuit that originates from overseas.

They are t, only that whorebag ivanka's kids are

>cyber nazis

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>not paying for a thousand of pic related billboards all across the nation

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Oh, it's mental illness.

There's this one, but I don't like it as much because it implies godemperor and trump are different people.

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>Boys
um, no sweetie

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Those grandchildren are irrelevant. The Christian grandchildren sired by Barron will lead the Trump Dynasty.

Sounds like the plot of a movie.

This one is slightly better but it doesn't have the full quote which sucks.

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I thought drowned African refugees were the niggers of the sea.

Finally someone said it. So can we start deporting all those illegals at the border now?

welp

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Pic related is from an article about cyber nazis having a great day.

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Don't violate their fucking NAP and then won't yours

You deserve it for iShit posting, and being late all the time

>oh shit I don't have a career without pedos
What kind of nigger is he again; spic or wop?

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breitbart article titles beginning to look buzzfeed tier

He's only crying because it's the only A list movies he has ever been a star in.

>President Trump Inspects American Made Products Outside White House July 23, 2018

anyone else really enjoy watching Trump interact and talk with people?

how do you get this stupid?

Adult Swim isn't Disney. Not sure what you guys expected.

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Why would adult swim shitcan their only relevancy

Wait, what the fuck happened? Gestalt me please, i've been gone the past week

he was in a bond for 5 minutes

>cyber commies get people fired every day of the week
>wrasslefaggot doesn't say a word
>some pedophile that gave him a job gets fired
>suddenly this is a problem
What a shithead.

Was it a real plane or just a mockup? How did they get it there?

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i mean i'm not surprised. Cartoon Network has a show on who's creator used to draw Ed Edd n' Eddy porn

To be fair, you have to be a pedophile to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the Talmud most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from The Talmud, for instance. The goyim don’t understand this stuff; they don’t have the talmudic understanding to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something DEEP about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE goyim- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Talmudic sacrifices. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated goyim scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What goyim.. how I pity them.

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They landed it brainlet

>adult swim
what about the parent company? is it still turner?

It's my favorite part of events. I love the rally streams where you see him enter and exit and actually get to see how he reacts to everyone

MORNING
>Trump tweets: "Tom Fitton on @foxandfriends at 6:15 A.M. NOW! Judicial Watch."
>"So we now find out that it was indeed the unverified and Fake Dirty Dossier, that was paid for by Crooked Hillary Clinton and the DNC, that was knowingly & falsely submitted to FISA and which was responsible for starting the totally conflicted and discredited Mueller Witch Hunt!"
>"“It was classified to cover up misconduct by the FBI and the Justice Department in misleading the Court by using this Dossier in a dishonest way to gain a warrant to target the Trump Team. This is a Clinton Campaign document. It was a fraud and a hoax designed to target Trump...." "....and the DOJ, FBI and Obama Gang need to be held to account. Source #1 was the major source. Avoided talking about it being the Clinton campaign behind it. Misled the Court to provide a pretext to SPY on the Trump Team. Not about Carter Page..was all about getting Trump....." ".....”Carter Page wasn’t a spy, wasn’t an agent of the Russians - he would have cooperated with the FBI. It was a fraud and a hoax designed to target Trump.” Tom Fitton @JudicialWatch A disgrace to America. They should drop the discredited Mueller Witch Hunt now!"
>"When you hear the Fake News talking negatively about my meeting with President Putin, and all that I gave up, remember, I gave up NOTHING, we merely talked about future benefits for both countries. Also, we got along very well, which is a good thing, except for the Corrupt Media!"
>"A Rocket has not been launched by North Korea in 9 months. Likewise, no Nuclear Tests. Japan is happy, all of Asia is happy. But the Fake News is saying, without ever asking me (always anonymous sources), that I am angry because it is not going fast enough. Wrong, very happy!"
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> His mother has Greek ancestry, and his father is the son of Filipino immigrants.

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yes

Mods banned around 100 or more people who participated in the Darn Harmon threads on the 22nd, gave the OPs permant bans too
Of course the webm where he fucked a doll already made it to plebbit at that point so things still blew up

>"The Amazon Washington Post has gone crazy against me ever since they lost the Internet Tax Case in the U.S. Supreme Court two months ago. Next up is the U.S. Post Office which they use, at a fraction of real cost, as their “delivery boy” for a BIG percentage of their packages...." "....In my opinion the Washington Post is nothing more than an expensive (the paper loses a fortune) lobbyist for Amazon. Is it used as protection against antitrust claims which many feel should be brought?"
AFTERNOON
>John Bolton backs Trump's Iran threat: 'They will pay a price'
>Final defense bill looks to block F-35s to Turkey, going against Mattis
>Mattis warns Congress not to do this
>Trump speaks at 'Made in America' Product Showcase
>WH has press briefing
>Pence speaks at “Tax Cuts to Put America First” event
>Federal prosecutors received 12 audio tapes seized from Cohen
>Judge delays Manafort trial until July 31
EVENING
>Manchin to meet with Trump's Supreme Court pick next week
>Brady to present 'tax cuts 2.0' outline to House Republicans on Tuesday
>Lawmakers remove GOP endangered species policies from defense bill
>Senate confirms Trump's VA pick despite opposition from some Dems
>U.S. says 463 migrant parents may have been deported without kids
2/2

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>non tombyo trump hottie comin through

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Yeah he done a lot of appearances but thew GotG shits were his only big role in a box office hit.
He's afraid of going back to irreverence.

>that scar on the thigh from playing too rough

Yeah it's run out of one of the old TBS offices they re-purposed

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Time to talk to Adult swims parent company.

thanks nntnn

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Just as Jow Forums created the fire safety squad /ss/, Jow Forums is now reporting hollywood pedophiles to the FBI and publicizing their actions.

Yasss Trump put Amazon on blast.

It all started because the insane kid is a constitutional law school student and I asked him why I couldn’t have an anti aircraft gun (jokingly). He thought I was serious. I’m more surprised these people exist. He wished death on trump and scalia*, not sure if he’s dead but said he “deserved it”.
This was after he said I was wrong to celebrate osama bin laden death at ground zero the night it happened. I’ve never encountered someone so detached from reality and reason

Lmao, what the fuck did I miss, this sounds goddamn hilarious

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somehow he seems personable even though im nothing like him. idk how he does it

I really wish I could get hold of a gif of Owen Hart falling to his death.

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>spaniard rape babies mixed with the greeks who fucked everything
You don't get much more mutt nigger than that

Thanks Hope!

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people should hit him up for accepting child abuse "jokes"

youtube.com/watch?v=omLYjlZaZWg Its just humour goy cmon laugh.

>HUMAN SMUGGLING GETTING SOPHISTICATED ON THE NORTHERN BORDER

>People crossing the border between Vermont and Quebec have paid smugglers up to $4,000, usually payable when the immigrants reach their U.S. destination, according to officials and court documents.

>Much of the illegal border crossing activity in Vermont appears to be focused on a 30-mile (50-kilometre) segment of the Vermont-Quebec border where Interstate 91 reaches the Canadian border at Derby Line, about 50 miles (80 kilometres) southeast of Montreal.

>Guarding the border here is tricky because Derby Line and the neighbouring Quebec town of Stanstead comprise one community where homes and buildings happen to be bisected by an international border.

>Visa-less entry into Canada for countries like Mexico and Romania, another nationality noted by Nolan and Border Patrol agents as contributing to a spike in apprehensions, play a role by making the northern border more attractive for people seeking to enter the U.S. illegally, Nolan said.

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Basically rule 4 of rules for radicals started to get applied on leftists on here because it was funny

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Just got back from mine actually.
Check out pic related m8

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I was watching that night and as soon as he fell it went black you would never get a gif of him splatting unless WWE put it out there.

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>fuck a baby doll
show still up and running
>mention jews once
CANCLED

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