Jow Forums was right about tinder

Long time lurker first time poster. I am 30 and tried out tinder out of desperation since I work to much and am desperate.

I consider myself average looking but socially awkward and gave it a try. I travel the world for work so put all my profile pics of me in "exotic" places around the world at well known landmarks.

I got the app and decided to wait a day before I like anyone to filter out the scum. I made the mistake of having my job title on my profile and only matched with single moms and fat chicks looking to get out of their situation in this small town.

I feel like since girls know I travel so they can cheat on me and make good money and escape from this shit town is the only reason we matched.

I never messaged anyone first as to not come off as desperate, and had a lot of girls blatantly ask to hook up and the typical "Im not like most girls" and a lot of their profiles had "wanderlust" in it while they wore stupid fucking hats and "mommy to my fur baby" or "dog mom" Im literally thinking of pretending to be a Morman just to get a nice girl with morals and a future.

I thought tinder was just a meme but fuck.

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This didn't happen. At all.

Nice blogpost faggot.

I have a friend who installs Tinder every few months to boost his confidence. He is handsome and has a high profile job and regular sex. But sometines he makes a Tinder so women will fawn over him and beg him for attention. Then he deletes it.

I live in Arizona and the amount of fat single moms with multiple kids who are desperate is amazing

Thats why I did it I was looking for the regular sex but all I got was single moms and fat chicks

Three different leafs in a row. Awesome guys. And 2 out of 3 were extremely rude shitposts. Doesn't reflect positively on Canada.

not your personal blog

>a lot of their profiles had "wanderlust" in it while they wore stupid fucking hats and "mommy to my fur baby" or "dog mom"
lost
>Im literally thinking of pretending to be a Morman just to get a nice girl with morals and a future.
it's either that or islam at this point, and i like white women. go for it user.

Roasties BTFO

Did you get any normal girls at all?
Were you in a small town? I'm guessing most girls there marry at 19.

Tinder is pathetic. Bumble is the patrician's choice

t. brown-skinned canadian rapist

Rude comment. I found the OPs post timely and interesting.

>Were you in a small town? I'm guessing most girls there marry at 19.
Nope. In small towns women get out at 19 and move into the big city or go to college.

Source: I live in a small town and none of the girls I grew up with stayed. But a whole bunch of dudes did.

What size of a town are you talking about living in? Would you be willing to tell a rough population range?

nice blog post
and a word of advice: Jow Forums is right about everything

>using tinder to hunt for your wife/ltr

Both are owned by Match.com who contributes to planned parenthood. You are supporting baby murder by using these apps.

still not politic related, if you want to wank on personal blogs and about their failure of lifestyle, you should join r9k, bant, b, s4s or trash.

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>long time lurker first time poster
That’s the most reddit thing I’ve seen in a while. Go back to r/cuckold

I got a few normal girls but they never replied after chatting for a bit (I will admit im boring). My town is 73,000 so all the single girls are waitresses with tattoos looking for a drinking partner

Tinder is a meetup app for STI exchange enthusiasts, not a dating site.

Jow Forums was right again

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i was most surprised at the high number of "hi I'm just in town visiting" profiles
they're on the "Chads of the world" tour, sponsored by Tinder

How am I supposed to meet women when I'm a shut in who only leaves his apartment to work?
It's not even like I'm not open to hobbies I just can't think of any that would interest me and involve women.
I'm not looking for the perfect wife either since I'm a pos myself, just someone who can save money and wants kids

Its COMPLETLY changed from 5 years ago when it first came out. Not even worth using . Almost entirely bots now, now sure why. Fucking Indian and Chinese scammers.

Try POF or OKC instead

Old people need to leave

fuck off newfag and take your shitty blog with you

fuck you nigger

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>a lot of their profiles had "wanderlust" in it while they wore stupid fucking hats and "mommy to my fur baby" or "dog mom"
I fucking hate how true this is. Online dating wasn't always this fucked, I can remember back almost 10 years ago when people would actually make real profiles with interesting/clever/unique things to say about themselves on OKCupid before Tinder came along and dragged everything into the fucking toilet. Now every single girl's profile is just a copy/paste cookie cutter single line bullshit about how they love to travel and "try new restaurants" and take care of their "furbaby"

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950+ matches here over the course of about 2.5 months, ask me anything.

>try tinder
>nothing but single mothers
>I'm not relationship material and they know it
>just use to meet up and fuck

I can deal with it. Im in my late 30s and barely dated in my teens or 20s. always ask if they have any stds and always wear a condom. Any drug use is a no. Won't meet them at their house with kids. Did once and holy hell.. Single moms have no control over their kids and the conversation is always the same. Blah blah blah my ex blah blah. Never go to their house, never invite them over either.

Are you bastards snowed in and angry? Is that why you lash out at random users?

Where do u go

Or "I'm a huge foodie"

Yuck... Plenty Of fish is full of the ugliest most degenerate... No

>Never go to their house, never invite them over either.
So do you fuck in the car or what? Don't tell me you pay for a hotel room just to plow a used up single mom

I'm Millennial but because I engaged in my late teens I can't relate to the post 2010 SMP. I'm from a religious family.

Well where do people go when they want privacy and sex user?

tfw balding
tfw cant even attempt to talk to woman because of that

Not to mention, fucking .."If you don't have a dog we can't be friends"

"Here for a good time not a long time"
"Don't say hey"
>meanwhile most girls say "hey"

They all just copy each other, it's complete bullshit. It's a fucking smorgasbord of cock for women that pick and choose who they wanna fuck and who they want attention from.

Most girls I speak to are filthy as fuck. Listen, I want you to create a model account, someone who isn't known, but has his own Instagram with less than 10k followers or something, pick a white, chiseled jawline model and make a tinder account. Once you match with these women, start slowly, compliment them, and then ask them if they wanna fuck and just go into complete degeneracy by telling them to do the nastiest shit, most of them will do it.

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Probably a cheap motel. Like a Motel 6.

Thanks for the heads up

Depends. Car or some shitty motel?

Fuck no, they usually pay for the hotel, i take them out and pay for food and drinks. It all evens out in the end. If the hotel they choose is seedy that's on them.

I get shit like this ALL THE FUCKING TIME. If a girl wears makeup, I don't even bother.

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Not a clue, 28-year-old incel here.

>Or "I'm a huge foodie"
That's a no. Those dinner whores can find some loser to pay their shit. Foodie? How do you pay for that? I'm rich AF and I still refuse to eat fancy/spend the time to hit every restaurant in town. Also, a lot of good food is in shitholes. Specifically ethnic food.

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You need to watch your back. The elitist liberals have decided you are public enemy #1.

I don't even care that she looks ugly but that clearly broken look in her eye makes her nuclear waste tier

I remember too. I got into it in the 00s and settled down in my late teens.

sounds like a woman

>wanderlust
>love travel
>looking to adventure
>i like coffee and music
Possibly biggest red flags for a vapid, worthless cunt

I don't really care about looks myself, but holy shit these women are straight up leading you into a trap with this shit. It's like ugly Asian women getting surgery to appear more beautiful and then your kids come out looking like roadkill.

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It's the snapchat filters that should ring alarms

>Its COMPLETLY changed from 5 years ago
Not really.

When I change my location to America just for giggles, I get plenty of matches. Around 2015 or so, there were a fuckton of bots, they've stamped it all out now though.

>Try POF or OKC instead
You might as well go join a gender studies course, it's pretty much the exact same people.

If you aren't Chad, you're not going to do well at all on Tinder

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I knew a chick who did do that too.
She was actually a virgin neet that just played ps4 all day and stirred drama with her "friends"

Ive seen this alot.
>me at 18
>me now

this is literally about 95% of all girl's profiles

That's because promiscuous sex turns men into pussies.

>this is literally about 95% of all girl's profiles
I put on my Tinder that I was looking for big black cock and someone reported it and removed that text from my profile. WTF. I thought Tinder was supposed to include hookups.

Flagstaff blows.

i used a fake picture of a chad, and no chicks threw pussy at me, i fail at catfish chad

Yeah, there's so many red flags I'm surprised I can even see any more. Dating apps are just terrible in general.

i've only matched with 2 girls in a year.

It would be funny if this actually happened
>tfw your job is to sanitise thot tinder profiles

I been using Tinder since 2014 and I'm 29, I haven't had the same experience as you have.

Screenshot your tinder matches page. Prove to us you have that many.

>be me
>could be going to prison for a few years soon
>hop on tinder just to find a slut to bone before I go
>match up with a obviously slutty lawyer in training

The irony is not lost on me. Only reason I haven't messaged her back is cause she looks fat and her profile says she likes to lay in bed on the weekends watching netflix and not showering all weekend long. But pussy is pussy whem thinking about having to deal with jamal for the next few years...

>r*ddit spacing
>larps as Chad
You have to go back.

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Pretend to be a Mormon user. They will rape you of your worth otherwise, but if you play Mormon to the right groups you might 3 or 4 wives.

Thanks man, I'll be alright. I mostly keep to myself, stay off the radar, dont break any laws. Live in Baltimore as a white so I got bigger problems for the moment.

I've never used Tinder in my life. Is this uncommon?

95% of women on tinder are worthless vapid cunts

what did you do? dope or muhdik?

Of course not. Tinder isn't a western institution, at least not yet

>be khhhv ethnic
>get 3 matches across 4 months
>decide to set up an average 5/10 white guy profile
>28 matches within 24 hours
why do I even try.

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I made a fake account to see what it’s like. You’ll want to kill yourself a little more than before after using it. It’s just a meat market as I call it; some beautiful yet corrupt women out there

Muhdik? Don't know what that is. So no to that, yes to dope. Got drunk and bought some like a drunk retard. Jow Forums is right about all drugs, especially booze. It will turn you into a degenerate. Probably why the jew pushes it so much.

Thats vain as fuck yo. Friend sounds like he has self-esteem issues.

>khhhv
You what

two years for buying dope? simple possession? kys larping fag

I never experienced the post 2010 SMP. I was engaged in my late teens during the Bush administration. Is it as empty and vapid as it looks? What difference do you see from the era I was last in the SMP?

Kissless handholdless hugless virgen

normie cuck

>the amount of fat single moms with multiple kids who are desperate is amazing
FTFY, they exist everywhere, even in bumbfuck nowhere backwater parts of Australia

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I live in a state where pedophiles get less time than drug dealers and users user.

>you might 3 or 4 wives.

huh

Fuck tinder, a few more weeks and I would unironically catfish

t. no matches

Shut up faggot, I can't remember every damn thing.
Thanks bro

>typical tinder results

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i believe women all share a very large same base, what do you think

wow you sure wrote a lot on something that could have been easily explained in a few sentences
i can barely understand what you're trying to write

>you will never have 955 matches
why even live boys

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I don’t know what SMP means but this whole Tinder business is primarily for fucking. I know some people who actually managed to get into long term relationships though using it, but for the most part it’s young girls wasting their youth. Please end me

And I can't remember the last time I met a women who was deeper than that..... my sister is like that.... my mom is like that.

I think they are all like that user, the people who don't think so are probobly noticing the difference between 100 IQ and 110 IQ girls.... they are still fucking plebs to me, all of them.

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