/ptg/ - President Trump General - Literally Fuck Fake News Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Brenden Dilley on Roseanne explains Trump Tweets 7/23/18
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>Pres Trump @Made In America Showcase 7/23/18
youtu.be/P2UXQRZo-UU
>Pres Trump inspects Made In America products 7/23/18
youtu.be/SDB9sK9thdY
>VP Pence @America 1st Rally in Philadelphia PA 7/23/18
youtu.be/Pj02W_Jgb-o
>UNAmb Haley @Christians United for Is-ra-hell 7/23/18
youtu.be/84KnS2kbMqc
>NASA Adm Bridenstine @CSIS on 60th Anniv 7/23/18
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>Amb Brownback @US Lolocaust Museum 7/23/18
youtu.be/pBXaFqdVjig
>TrumpTV Weekly Update (Lara) #44 7/23/18
youtu.be/G8i6tCr79RU
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 7/23/18
youtu.be/oEyl9Mu1QGE
>PressSec Sarah talks to press outside WH 7/23/18
youtu.be/32qBdzcBbBs
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 7/23/18
youtu.be/5jQAXEJB60c
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive @WH 7/22/18
youtu.be/gDj4Rykx9Lk
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in DC 7/22/18
youtu.be/2QgteQ-_h3I
>SoS Pompeo @Reagan Library 7/22/18
youtu.be/F_Fie43ugH8
>VP Pence @America 1st Tax Cut Event in Chattanooga TN 7/21/18
youtu.be/jqs4QZBKLjc
>VP Pence stumps for Kemp in Macon GA 7/21/18
youtu.be/oNBKc014bm4
>ROK-USCommCdr ArmyGen Brooks @Aspen Sec Forum 7/21/18
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>CyberCommCdr ArmyGen Nakasone @Aspen Sec Forum 7/21/18
youtu.be/WFRrI_XLztQ
>ArmySec Esper @Aspen Sec Forum 7/21/18
youtu.be/m9ByaUxdBuA

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bloomberg.com/features/2018-government-sponsored-cyber-militia-cookbook/
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I have never touched a vagina.

ba wit da ba
da bang dabang
shiggy diggy

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inb4 assmad faggots get upset that baker didn't get to bake despite having perfectly fine thread here

Trump Rally soon

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youtube.com/watch?v=Y2T6XJM31_s

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Drumpf

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meme flag bakers always make me wary.

Something ain't right
We should be getting shilled harder than we are

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OP has shit taste in pics. Go watch some Rick and Morty you degenerate faggot

Swedish Democrats could very well win the upcoming Swedish Elections. I suggest paying attention to the results, will be very interesting.

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90% of ptg posts disgusting pedo anime shit so what the fuck is OP breaking exactly, ICE needs to round you degenerates up like yesterday

>people posting in splitter bread

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hehe I am usually keeping this thread alive during hte day with top banter but I figure the best way to let you guys die is to cut you off of all activity. you are hereby embargoed like drumpf cut off iran. SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT DRUMPFKIN. ALL ANTI TRUMPER, GO SILENT NOW!

Pedophilia was asleep and quiet until recently. It woke up about 2016.

BREAKING: RATINGS CHANGE - PA17 MOVING FROM TOSS UP TO LEAN DEMOCRAT VIA COOK POLITICAL REPORT

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The other one archived.

Also, it seems extremely likely this will end the 100 year rule by Socialists on Sweden.

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you faggots need to go back to t_d

Bet you've touched a lot of cock though!

>IMPORT LITTLE TOO MANY FOREIGNERS LITTLE TOO QUICK
>22-24% OF COUNTRY NOW VOTING FOR A LITERAL NEO-NAZI PARTY

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The fuck is this shitty thread? Who leaked the baker codes to the public? We change them every half hour to prevent this exact shit from happening. I'm gonna bring this up at the Baker's Guild meeting tonight. Someone is getting exiled for this shit.

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Is Kansas going to be the most based state after Kobach becomes Governor? He's talking about ending the refugee resettlement program, deporting all the Somalis and Sudanese, and blocking illegals from doing any work in the state. He's like a Harvard educated/lawyer version of Trump.

BLUE WAVE

er du finlandssvensk?

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Found it:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Swedish_government_crisis

Basically the SD managed to prevent the 2014 budget from passing, thus causing the governing coalition to temporarily collapse. To prevent snap elections, the conservative opposition party decided to behave as a "loyal opposition" which would allow the coalition to survive as a minority by not directly opposing it.

>polls

Moderates and christdemocrats is about to form a coalition with SD making them absolutely unchallanged

>my post deleted after calling out pedo shit

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>mods deleting the correct bread
It's that kind of day

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Add to that, go from this level of support for this long to that

fuck finlandssvensk.
they need to go back to Sweden like yesterday

Comey has a point.

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PA hate thread when?

Just want to remind all of you

If we lose a ton of seats and the blue wave does happen

Its because of trump trying to start a war with iran a mere month away from midterms. What the FUCK was he thinking. And now a TON of polls are changing from lean R to lean D or toss up.
Its over.

PROVE ME WRONG.

Literally not my president

>suddenly people care that an image posted in /ptg/ sexualizes an anime character

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that roseanne video is some neocon garbage
don't post that shit again

Hotpockets acting up again?

go back to r*ddit

emme...

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Mmm hmm.

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a single glance at those polls tells me you're wrong

Not the same thing though, budget and government. We'll see. They're also not marketing themselves as allying with S, so if they do, bye bye even that support, hello SD surge no3.

Is Jimmie still the leader of the SD party?

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>neocon

You don't know what that memes.

I just read that Jean Claude Juncker is your president until at least 2021 by decree of your supposed Prime Minister

Hes insulted putin dozens of times, he just did this morning in a tweet saying they will hack him if given the chance.

Comey should be shot.
Our true enemies arent our foes, they are our traitors.

pedophile faggot

Yes

this is the most ironic, most green on blue yes no morally gray also morally justified post I think I have seen

I can't defend the picture but I understand exactly why the picture exists & find it ironically funny, which is the most absurd part

Sweden only has what 10 million Swedes being gay in their bruks? Non-Swedes in the bruk and grenade attacks have obviously made Sven a neo-Nazi.
I think it would so long as he makes Kansas have better gun laws too.

r*ddit faggot

You're wrong
Midterms are in 3 months.

Powerful, what a nonpartisan hero

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>it's another everyone bitches about worst baker but no one can do it better episode

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Only good ones were people like Snellman.
but those uppity faggots took exactly zero Karjala refugees in their households.

They cut the ties of mutual solidarity rightn then and there.

They could do the same thing as I indicated above, which is to allow a minority left-wing coalition to form without directly opposing it. If SD has 30% and the left-wing coalition has 40%, then the remaining right-wing 30% could go "neutral" and let the 40% form a government. That's basically what happened in 2014, although the numbers were different.

Or are they just losing votes to even further leftwing parties

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Yes but he's gotten fat from antidepressants

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literally overwhelming majority of thread posts similar shit from their favorite animes all day here, what the fuck are you blind

Yes.

I'm most curious about how our media will report this btw...
"Umm, err, pls ignore that, continue to vote for cuckservatives or leftists!!"

Those cats are the best part of that movie. It's a shame everything has to be so monochrome now. You can't portray anyone as different. Like those indians in Peter pan. Hell, indians in general usedto be a huge part of American culture. But they've been sidelined and forgotten in the name of PC. But now you're either a bland coastal faggot or a sassy black woman. Unironically we've lost all diversity of people and pretty gay.

What is VFW?

He's a REAL conservative, like Joe Scarborough and Bill Kristol

>mfw you delete my comment on the baker only to see everyone feels just like me

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the polls say otherwise fren

It's always funny when he basically repeats DNC establishment boilerplate. He seems like the kind of guy that can write that sort of thing spontaneously.

What are you talking about you stupid faggot? There was a better thread up that was deleted

So are you the faggot mod weeding out people complaining about the blatant child porn image in the OP?

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>Rush reading Trump's latest tweet
>Can't stop himself from laughing

Veterans of Foreign Wars
It's like the bingo club for vets

This is hilarious tweet because it pokes fun at what Democrat WH did to Trump, that is, to spy on his campaign due to Russian ties, and now the positions are reversed and Trump has to spy on them :v)

Very clever little shitpost

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t. illiterate.

>the polls say otherwise fren


>92% chance Hillary wins, according to polling

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Im scared.

A few weeks back all the polls and headlines were that the blue wave was falling apart
Ever since the iran tweet its kicked back the other way HARD.

Thanks user.

>Its because of trump trying to start a war with iran a mere month away from midterms
Doesnt matter when Trump can switch up the news cycle with a single tweet.

how do you guys stand listening to Hannity or Rush? I feel like I get dumber listening to that kinda shit. Feels so boomer.

Hey lads, I was thinking that the mutt-meme would have quite some power if we market it to normies and ridicule anyone that supports it(race-mixing/extinction).
Can I have your mutt-meme collections?

youtube.com/watch?v=-4Bk1ManHO8

It's not funny if you have to explain it.
You don't have to explain it.

Wtf with OP picture?

Hey, a new Jimmie for my Jimmie folder. Neat.

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98% :^)
they gave trump like a 1.6% chance of winning lmao

Does Bonnier control your media too?

>tfw no Maggie Haberman wife

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Not really. The support of the (even more) left wing parties has always been there, no noticeable surge.

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Yes actually

What is it with boomers screaming about pedos in every thread on this board?

>let me have all your memes so i can spam you relentlessly later.

yeah, no.

Senator Roy Moore says hi

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>be hailed as numbers wizard
>fuck up THIS badly
J U S T
U
S
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Intardasting read

Should have included Brock, and shill campaigns like Sleeping Giants, tho

>>bloomberg.com/features/2018-government-sponsored-cyber-militia-cookbook/

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Graham (R) and Melendez (D) say they’re working on a bill to toughen sanctions on Russia and require Senate approval for U.S. withdrawal from NATO, among other things.

Irregardless of the fact that these people are literally insane folk living in their fantasy land where Trump is leaving NATO,

are they telling me that Trump can actually make US reisng from NATO on his own?

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And this is for the questions that don't have an answer
The midnight glances
And the topless dancers
The can of freaks
Cars packed with speakers
The g's with the forties and the chicks with beepers
The northern lights and the southern comfort
And it don't even matter if your veins are punctured
All the crackheads, the critics, the cities
And all my heroes at the methodone clinics
All you bastards at the IRS
For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks
For the shots of jack and the caps of meth
Half pints of love and a fifth of stress
All the hookers that are tricking out in hollywood
And for my hoods of the world misunderstood
I said it's all good and it's all in fun
Now get in the pit and try to love someone!

*guitar riff*

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I'm in awe of that tweet, stfu.

P-please user?
Give me anti-Euro memes then?
(I'm from Germany)

So does Representative Jon Ossoff

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It's basically the last attackable sexual "minority". You can't be disgusted by fags or trannies anymore, so you channel that hatred towards pedos.