Confirmed

Varg Vikernes DNA results:
97% Scandinavian
3% English

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i cried

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i guess some unlucky coastal village girl got dragged off on a viking long boat.

Pure races are a meme, its literally impossible for someone to belong to one ethicity 100%

>English
What is this then? We know English had Normans which were Nordic/ Britons, Anglo-Saxons which were Germanic, and if you read the news today oh boy he could be part (((Asian))). Can these results not be fine tuned any further?

This man would like a word with you.

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>only 3% Human

AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
*BREATHS IN ANGLO AIR*
HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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why is he wiping poo onto his face?

100% violent, murderous nigger.

>English

that explains everything

100% snownigga
Based Varg.

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it's yankee blood you daft sod

>3% English
ANGLO'D

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Will this mutt be killing himself now?

I'm mildly surprised he even agreed to do one.

Theres no real difference between Nordic and Germanic, Nordic is to Germanic what Anglo is. Like he essentially concludes in the video theres basically no difference. Also Normans were not Briton.

so he's 3% sub saharan african?

he didn`t, his brother did one and told varg.

>3% English
Wonder if he's gonna start being pro-Anglo now?

>unlucky

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>3% English
How? They never raped Scandinavia nor occupied it so how the hell did that happen?
Or did sebody have the dumb idea of deciding to make baby with a fully Anglo?

There was one chick on youtube who got 100% Finnish. Then there's me, who is almost 100%

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>anglo
>human

HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAH

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Raiding Britannia included taking the prettiest of their women you dumb mutt

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>Normans were not Briton.
I always read when Britons fled, yes fled England to escape the mean old Saxons they ran away to Brittany where they became Viking rape babies ... those were the Normans who then returned and took over in 1066.

>Unlucky
Unless they're Welsh or Cornish there is no such thing as being taken to Scandinavia from the isles by a Norseman thats bad
Every aspect of their life would have improved

Cpulda fooled me

Welcome to the club bro.

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/ourguy/

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Ethan klein got 100% ashkenazi jew

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>Varg Vikernes DNA results:
>97% Scandinavian
>3% English
97% white
3% English = 1.5% white & 1.5% sand nigger Roman.

Varg is a sand nigger

3% that is a dispointement.

No
>Dirty Anglo thinks that anglos are Aryan
Top kek
Scandinavians are Germans who migrated north
Anglos are your own fucking group, wherever the fuck you came from you displaced the original inhabitants itsnts of what is now England back during the last ice age

Of course he's scandinavian look that that fucking beard mate you trying to tell me he's italian or some shit?

Romans left no genetic footprint daft cunt

Not English

Yeah, thats Brittany, not Normandy. Normandy was a small duchy given to the Danes/Norwegians there. They did mix with the French nobility but still, the rape baby thing is a complete meme though. Also it's probably not right to say they fled from "England" either because it hadn't been established yet but thats just being retardedly picky. Also, it was mostly Norman nobility that came over after 1066.

Noice and disgusting at the same time

>be young anglo-saxon girl living in poor fishing village doing nothing help dad dry fish all die
>vikings attack and kidnap you taking you back to their homeland for an eternal life of rape and house chores, pray to God that the longboat isnt heavy enough that the vikings dont through you into the sea to make the boat lighter
>arrive in viking homeland
>spend rest of life playing with lego and eating pastry
>mfw

man 800's times where weird.

>0.1% unassigned
Congratulations, you're a mutt

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And yet you cunts still try to pretend the Saxons did even though unlike the Romans they actually hated your people and thought it taboo to even contemplate mixing with you just like the Normans did
Why can you accept the Romans but not the Saxons?

Hello, 50% sand nigger.

Go away el abominacion. Humans are talking about real events, we don't need your mutt kind here.

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That makes a lot more sense although I know those tests can show differences even between siblings.

British are a mixture of indigenous Paleolithic Cro-Magnoids with waves of invaders: Celt, Saxon/Angle/Jute (Germans), and Vikings.

>1.5% sand nigger Roman.
Now now.. there were Germanic Romans but the data doesn't support substantial Roman genomic imprinting in the British isles. However this is why I have never had the DNA tested. Its too imprecise. This and the fact I don't want then to use my DNA to clone and army of drones.

Maybe that explains why i have 3 extra fingers

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You don't think a thousands of soldiers from the best military fighting force of the time left a genetic footprint?

topkek, those celt thots would be all over that roman cock.

It is not literally impossible. But you're right in that practically no one achieves this arbitrary distinction. Anyone in continental Europe (France,Germany,Italy,etc) are going to be rather mixed, but still wholly European.

>Alfred the Great
>First King of the Anglo Saxons.

Not English,

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It's absolutely minimal at best

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The anglo menace cannot be tolerated.

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>3% English
So why isn't his middle name Achmed?

o rlly?

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Germans are scandinavians who went south (and likely mixed with whoever the fuck was already there... likely Celtic tribes). You have it backwards

Ofc the Saxons left a genetic footprint you fucking retard

Jaa Tuukka kirjottelemassa

Those tests are never right. I'm 100% Belorussian and my tests came back as 95% Russian and 5% Ukrainian/Polish.

>Theres no real difference between Nordic and Germanic

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DNA tests are mostly just for fun or if you want a broad idea of what countries to look at when doing your family tree at best.

>Be native English speaker in 2018
>still get "throw" and "through" confused

>believe those little sluts didn't spend their miserable days looking out to sea hoping for a brawny Viking to take them away from the bullshit
>Believe the "raping and pillaging" myth in general

Mate, they sometimes brought their wives on those raids.

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Who fucking cares? All you orbiters want to do is suck this old fuck's dick off, and what kind of a role model is he to you? Goes to prison for murdering a guy over a threat he heard through the grapevine, instead of just reporting it to the police? Figurehead of a shit band of a dead genre? Burns churches because his parents named him "Kristian"? What a fucking loser. Who cares what his 23andMe says? He's an honorary nigger for never maturing past age 13. No wonder so many Jow Forums fucktards huff the farts out of his old ass, he connects with them.

says the amerimutt

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State of Burgergrease education in this thread, fook me Jimmy

Exactly what i was thinking. It's mind blowing sometimes.

There isn't. The world isn't a fucking bethesda RPG. Grow up.

maybe in the south of england

That guy could be a literal mutt.
Pic related is 50% Finnish and 50% Swedish, yet pretty fucking pure looking

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Redcoats killed lots of poo's. (It's meant to be blood)

he's browning himself to not get attacked while on his way home

Like

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Being

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I sure hope he has a license for those 3%.

White

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>shit band of a dead genre
The greasefire of retardation from the eternal mutt strikes again

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Is

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>Scandinavians are Germans who migrated north
Nope, opposite. Most germans are just celtic rape babies. imho

>Amerimuttnigger talking shit

Doing

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Total fucking mutt, you should be ashamed of yourself.

You

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Whiter than you memeflag

Speaking of Celts do Scandis still fear the Celtic warrior?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Clontarf

>yet pretty fucking pure looking
Well, yeah, he's still 100% white.

Whiter than you Paco.

>pure Finnish
>pure Mongol rape baby
KEK

good point

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Any

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>yes goy, nothing is sacred! abandon all convictions bc of this slight arbitrary difference!
fucking meme flags

If you knew anything of British history you'd know that this is a typical example of British genetic makeup

>Amerimuttnigger education

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Sorry Goy, Im 100% aryan uber mencsh

3% african?

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Good

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Frontal he looks like the long lost brother of the Bogdanoffs.

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Only countries that have walked in the moon can post here Muhammad.

I was adopted and got background from the agency which said father was English/Scottish and mother was Irish.. so being her surname is from the southwest and a Hibernian Gaelic origin and don;t think there's substantial viking in that also brown hair but blue eyes. Father's surname however is unavailable he was an Ivy League W.A.S.P. but what kinf of English has always been of interest.. I thought a long time ago I saw a DNA test that claimed to link you to very ancient groups of females

brian-hamman.com
/IntroductionClanUrsulaHaplogroupU5.htm

what's bavarian phenotype?

Its called the finno-hyperborean herrenrasse you despicable atrocity of genealogies.

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