Things to say to piss off your fellow countrymen

France and Britain did the right thing in 1939, they didn't have the military capabilities to help us defeat Germany.

AFL is for fags

England should've won

Traps are gay

Nafta helps us

>Did you know Skanderbeu was actually Serbian

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Canada should just be annexed.

America was never great
White privilege exists
White genocide is not real
Sensible gun control laws
Ban NASCAR

Alcohol is extremely unhealthy, especially for the brain

Our birth rates are dropping and the only solution is letting in refugees

fuck niggers

Is self-hate a part of Bulgarian culture?

vote for Korwin

>I love the new nascar rules

Canada is literally the same as America with less black people.

Based Janusz

Abraham Lincoln deserved getting assassinating.

Sweden is awesome!

I'm not a member of the union
I don't like fika
negerbollar
Scania is Danish clay/Scania should be independent

I like gayFL and that didn't have any impact, sorrie cobbler.

>Pauline Hanson was right
>Abbo

Thank you Hans

This is new to me. Why are Swedes hated by other Scandinavians?

t. rural or suburban retard

Melbournites are the real Australians.

I like the French

Of course, although people love to blame everyone but themselves for their misery.
It's harder to make it here but if you play your cards right you can do it, it's just that people aren't even trying.

The way he rips apart the EU parliament is just too good.

Our gun laws are in a good spot

Recent politics aside, because they're the closest thing Scandinavia comes to an imperialist powerhouse, having annexed Danish land and formerly occupied both Norway and Finland, everyone can find some reason to hate the Swedes.

Most systems and structures can be exploited if you're willing to take risks and have some starting capital.

*parle français*

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I voted for Putin

Haha, what the fuck.

putin is bad

The jews deserved it

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La Shoah est un mythe

A nuke is too fucking merciful for us

I know what the polls say, but give me a real estimate, how large a percentage of voters actually voted for Putin?

Albanians are pretty cool

That's a fact though. Assuming each large city would need ten nukes then not even fifty nukes would do a good enough job.

cringe

Greeks are nice people. No, they didn't take our land unfairly or kill our people

TE QIFSHA NONEN
QIFSHA ROBT
NUK JE SHQIPTAR O SHOK
DUKET SE JE SERB

That is a great mystery that only God, not man, is capable of addressing. But I have friends pretty much all around the political spectre (because I refrain from talking about politics IRL like any sane man would) and none of them voted for Putin.

YOU ARE ALBANIAN, NO GREEK CALLS US COOL, ARE YOU ARVANITE?

WHERE DO YOU COME FROM FRIEND
WHICH PART OF ALBANIA

who knows? you should keep in mind that like 80% of russia is a shithole inhabited by old people whose only sourse of info is TV. even now after our retirement age and taxes got raised and everyone got pissed, people still think putin is good and had nothing to do with it (or maybe it's just shills? who knows)

based
I say Stalin was a good guy makes liberals and monarchists mad af

On Jow Forums
>Dixie is shit and full of niggers and white trash
IRL
>The coasts are shit and full of spics and limpwrists

(Spoiler: they’re both true statements)

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>and none of them voted for Putin.
Would they tell you ifvthey did?

Burgers are overrated

Nopers.

Brats are the patrician’s choice for backyard cookouts

I fucking hate spics and regeeton is a bunch of faggot nigger shit.
All of our celebrities are faggots and whores. Puerto Rico has never done anything historical yet we act like as if her are God’s chosen people. Trump has nothing to do with the recovery being bad. It’s just that the island has an average iq of 85.

Ten nukes wouldn't be nearly enough for a western metropolis.

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Are you okay Puerto Rico bro? I think you actually meant some of that

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Isn't the whole point also that non-political people vote for Putin because "he's doing pretty good, I guess, and I don't know enough about the other parties to vote for one of those."

>Israel might not be our greatest ally

YOU DIDNT ANSWER QUESTION WHICH PART YOU COME FROM, JE DIBRAN? DIBRAN PREJ DIBRA E VOGEL, JO E MADH

Muslims are bad.

This

WE CAN AGREE ON THIS ON

So sad nukes actually could not exsist.

FALEMINDERIT O SHOK
YOU ARE HONORARY ALBANIAN
SKANDERBEG 2

It's never coming home.

that depends on how big the nuke is.

Nothing wrong with good old Fire and Sword. With an army of about a million soldiers you can genocide pretty damn well with conventional means.

I used the 300kt model, which is the supposed standard US ICBM and French SLBM payload.

"We should be part of USA" talking about Quebec

Doesn't it work in any part of Canada anyway?

i like *insert any fucking country name*

"gun nut"

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Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

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I would sacrifice America to save Europe

The American Revolution was fought over butthurt colonists who didn't want to pay taxes. Also Texas is rightful Mexican clay.

>Ban NASCAR
Nigga, OP said "piss off" not "get yourself lynched"

Trump is a moron

Takes too long to explain. Take a trip to Sweden, just for a day. And you'll understand.
>t. Swede vacationing in beautiful Norway

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Jesus, is everything alright island bro?

>if the government can't even deal with the fucking Catalans it means we're lost against the Negro/Muslim invasion

Çameria is legitimately a part of Greece
Macedonia (sorry I mean monkeydonia) is a real nation

>pic related, national athlete "saving" refugees

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Lol

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2nd Reich=worst reich

Muslims can commit crimes.
Destroying our traditions is bad.
Having a boarder is necessary.
Being patriotic is good.
Letting in millions of black and brown people with sub 80 IQ might not be a good idea.
I’m voting BNP/ UKIP/ any vaguely nationalist party that’s not Welsh, Irish or Scottish as those are globalist parties masquerading as nationalists so they’re ok.

Salvini is worse than Berlusconi.
Joining the euro was a wonderful idea.
Our taxes are very light.
Football is a bullshit.

( unironically I strongly believe in 3 of those 4 sentences)

no u

sex with animals is disgusting