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LITERALLY NO ONE CARES
STOP SPAMMING THOSE THREADS
GO BACK TO R/RICKANDMORTY
KYS
ATTN FAGGOTS
Help me fill out sponsor information and get this shit on twibber so fags like Ted Cruz can spam it out and set off a shitstorm.
Oy vey
I mean most of The Donald is actual Aids, I already get my daily dose of aids from here. So if they ban it who cares? Most of the users are Russians anyway.
have a free bump
Add the later shot where he turns the baby's face to the camera as he fucks it in front of the other guy. This is just 5 pics of Dan and one glimpse of a baby. The visual of Dan and the baby in the same shot is the one that'll unsettle normies
I wanted the reality to be WORSE than what was on here. Same reason I didn't include the voice text. I want the SURELY THIS MUST BE A HUGE PRANK LOL crowd to actually watch it. Maybe my approach is wrong. Dunno.
>browser extension to weed out Jow Forumsthe_donald
Brilliant! When can this feature come to 4chins?
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At 0:16 Rick’s voice is...flat. Actually, that’s my voice. This was my joke. My mom was bitching at me because, I edgelorded too hard or something and I told her that I’m working hard on something that takes time and elbow grease. She tried to remind me that my daughter is my number one priority by being clever and saying, “You’re supposed to be putting elbow grease into your daughter.” I did not respond with, “Phrasing” or “That’s what she said.” I immediately said, “grosse.” I have flat-affect from a lifetime of trauma. I still have a sense of humor. I’m also very connected with the well, you people call it the Illuminati. Red Pill: Satan is just some bullshit we made up to scare you into buy a product. Anyways that schezuan joke was my joke. When I returned from Afghanistan in 2009, I was sitting in the barracks with my roommate and we had already done 2 deployments and were shortimers. We had the option to do another deployment or go somewhere in the Battalion like, the armory or be instructors. Also, we had just been discussing how delicious the schezuan chicken tray ration was in Afghanistan. We would go on patrol to look for Taliban to kill all day, every day and every night we would eat the same fucking schezuann chicken tray ration. And you want to know something? It was actually pretty good. I never got sick of it. My roommate agreed with me. If you want to see my deployment check out PBS Frontline: Obama’s War and The Oscar nominated movie, Hell and Back Again. We were in the shit and the only thing we had to look forward to was that schezuann chicken. But here’s the thing when we came home, we couldn’t find it anywhere. We both actually checked. Chinese restaurants didn’t have it. Grocery store aisles didn’t have it. My roommate checked online and found Justin Roiland talking about it because, they brought it back for the 2010 Olympics. Anyways, I told my roommate the plan..
Yes, YES, make that electronic ghetto even more restrictive, it is the only way out of the bucket.
good thread
>the fact that they're not actually offended and this is a hit job
One of the biggest mistakes these dumb fucks make is thinking they have a magical ability that allows them to read minds.
>To be fair, you have to have a high...
>leftists accusing the right of manufacturing outrage
I’m actually getting mad now. I’m the most jaded fuck on the internet but this level of projection and cognitive dissonance is putting me over the edge.
They still don't see this as a reflection of what they've willed upon the rest of us.
This is the way they've always been. It's so deep seated they think it's everyone else who's doing it to them.
good post you won this (you) and a pepe
would you that you're...triggered?
...
There is no joke. No set up and no punch line. It's just a fat man fucking a baby in front of a camera.
An actual baby rape JOKE would be a pedophile taking off his pants and the baby laughing because his dick is so small. Something that takes a dark moment an goes an unexpected direction.
just wait until they start claiming that this shows they are more supportive of free speech than anybody on the right
The plan was that we use our GI BILL to go to college to learn Math and Science and get a hold of the time travel technology then use it to find anywar in anytime to fight. He told me that I was being dark and spun in his chair away from as if to tune me out. I spun him gently back towards me as I told him THAT IT GETS EVEN DARKER and that we’ll use the time travel to make 9/11 happen and that in fact THAT’S WHY I DID 9/11 so I could send myself to war and get that schezuan chicken and that I didn’t care if it takes 100 years because, we’ll use our STEM skills to get future tech to live longer, and then we’ll space war. 100 years my roommate and me. WWW.myroommateandme.com......If you want an illustration well....(((we))) gave you one. It was the purest and darkest joke that I had ever improvised. As it turned out...I was being investigated for Agent.BTZ because, I was in Iraq in 2008 and had a 2GB flash drive. So actually, my roommate was secretly recording my on his laptop camera. It was recorded and (((we’re))) up to something. Also, Noob Noob was another one of my creations. He’s inspired by Mayor Goldie Wilson, the way he entertains the idea of being mayor...Maaayor...Everytime someone came up with a quip I would go, “Goddamn”....there’s more...
hello there mr. reddit bot, have a *sip* of my drink
So I was right: they get more butthurt over even the most benign racism than they get over someone aggressively fucking a doll of an infant as a "joke".
If you pay attention the pilot of S3E1 of R&M, you’ll see that he references 9/11 in the beginning. There’s way more but you do you want to know the real genius of the WORST CYBER ATTACK ON THE US MILITARY OF ALL TIME is? No one could ever prove it was me. I’m not amitting to having been THE EDGIEST TEEN this websited has ever seen but...what you call JIDF is actually US CyberCommand meme Trump into a Presidency. You now have a choice...
I don't understand what the joke is. Is it Dan Harmon's flabby ass?
I went and looked at this thread.....never again! The fucking names of these faggots. Reminder, all faggots are pedos.
>/u/equestria_guy
>/u/butthole_pleasures
>/u/BendADickCumOnBack
No one will watch it faggot. People don't have the attention span. Shove the worst of it right in their faces.
>pizzagate real
>footage of Hillary murder raping babies and drinking their blood
>makes an infographic of hillary standing beside a baby
>I'm sure they'll type the retarded long bitchute URL in by hand and watch the video after everyone tells them it will just be right wing propaganda
reddit really is higher IQ than Jow Forums
Most of them are probably actual literal unironic faggots.
I'm gonna give you guys an example of a funny pedo joke, and it's by Shadman. See, he made a short comic in which a woman cucks her husband with some nigger after he leaves the house for work. The nigger has a young daughter. When the nigger shows up, we then see the husband abducting his daughter at the school. That's the joke. The husband is a pedophile and even though the wife is cheating on him with a nigger, he's raping the nigger's daughter.
There's no punchline in the Dan Harmon video. Just the signs of a mentally disturbed individual.
Do you want to see your God Emperor get reelected or do you want to crucify somebody for a stupid joke that he made 10 years ago, that he apologized for and removed himself from twitter? And just in case you didn’t think I know Q personally, you had best start considering whose army you’re in. Daily reminder: You’re in my army. Now cringe at my fan base faggots. That is all.
>they get more butthurt over even the most benign racism
Or they just create the racism to get butthurt. Pic related
They're just projecting because they know when they do this they aren't actually offended and are doing it as a hit job. Neither side is actually offended. It's just two sides having a pretending to be retarded competition.
We want leftist megaphone figureheads to get off of social media and stop broadcasting orders to their legions of braindead zombified soulless leftist drones.
This whole whole dan hartmon thing was a pathetic failure pol. Adult swim forgave him and it will probably inspire rick and morty fans to shill out more money for the them to "show those damn alt-righters!" Congrats at sucking once again
I’m listening. I’d be a terrible commander of anonymous if I didn’t. Go on.
exept shadman isn't fucking kids irl
ARM YOUR TWITTER MEME CANNONS LADDIES
GET THIS SHIT OUT THERE
And they get mad when we use their own tricks against them.
>HOW DARE YUO SINK TO OUR LEVEL AND GET OUR GOLDEN COWS FIRED FOR THEIR PEDO RAPE JOKES
Adult Swim already made a statement and he's not getting fired
sorry drumphfkins you lost this round
and proud of it
They went after Shadman's Twitter because of his loli shit saying where there's smoke there's fire. But Dan Harmon films himself raping a fake baby and that's totally different that's high IQ humor.
>Fuck Trump supporters, bunch of sister-fucking hillbilly shits.
Is that my sister?
Just enjoy the ride, most the redditors will be gone once it blows over.
guess that means you can leave
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>real life is the same as pictures
Post on sponsors facebook page asking why they support pedophila for greater visibility
>7
he's still posting it lmao. Obama leaf asshurt is delicious
>drumphfkins
Why can't you faggots come up with memes (((hollywood))) doesn't create for you? You just repeat everything they say like good goy and think it's clever.
Add the pics of Dan with the baby faggot this isn't worth firing out of any cannon in its current form
You're right he's probably not. He's fucked his mother though. Guy's got some issues.
God’s work again user
>it was hateful racism not fictional satire
I’ll leave you with this because, I have wars to win. PIC RELATED is me. That’s How you fucking psyop.
Wrk we already got the Guardians of the Galaxy dude fired so... yeah
Well we already got the Guardians of the Galaxy dude fired so... yeah
*well
Make a better one then you faggot leaf
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand pedophilia jokes. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical sexuality most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Dan's opportunistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from the Talmud, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike pedophilia jokes truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Dan's existencial catchphrase "Sleep like a baby? Time to get rapey!" which itself is a cryptic reference to the Jewish Talmud rituals concerning goy children I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those Trumpsters and alt-types scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a crying baby tramp stamp. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the Jewish handler's eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
kek
I would like to voice a complaint about the connection between Burger King and Cartoon Network and their dealings with Dan Harmon. Dan Harmon created Rick and Morty and was a participant in a video in which he simulated sexual intercourse with an infant. I will no longer do business with Burger King until they disavow this relationship and end their dealings with these companies.
Boiler Plate Comment For Burger King Reporting.
>t_d is the new ebaumsworld
i guess they're useful for something...
heh.
>cant into understand autism
>it would take a long and nuanced conversation to explain to you
The left love these types of responses, "I have a fantastic, waterproof answer for you but I don't want to give it". The natural progression of "educate yourself" when they are talking about stuff they don't understand. Pseudo intellects at the very best.
Time to make a bigger mirror
Any moar decent screenshots?
You made me chuckle god damn it
ask and you shall receive
>harder to coordinate from Jow Forums
Are they fucking retarded? When has a subreddit done anything remotely successful as a Jow Forums operation? People here managed to find a flag in the middle of nowhere using constellations and car honking.
Thanks, m8.
>saying a racist joke makes you racist but saying a peedo joke does not make you a paedo
What the actual fuck? Also I believe Dexter's very first onscreen kill is a pedophile.
reddit slice of life right there
Holy shit, they're bending over backwards so hard to protect this guy, they could give themselves rim jobs.
I finally get it. I get why they will more readily accept out and out paedophila over ‘racism’. All these buzzwords are thought crimes, and to these fools, nothing but nothing is worse than committing a thought crime, to oppose Big Brother. To hold the thought crime has the worst offence, it is necessary to minimise the horror of other crimes, such as pedo shit.
They literally are no longer people. They are nought but puppets that love, even worship, their strings.
Not the guy you were talking too but.
reddit is beyond pathetic.
It's comedy gold if you stop it at the second frame.
>don't feel guilty about shit and nobody will be able to twist your guild nipple until you submit
wew wtf no way?
Yeah heard some sjw professor say something similar on the radio recently, one of those white people are all racist professors, was asked if she had a solution to her perceived problem of white racism. She said yes but I am not going to say that, really should not be taken serious these people.
That's so much better. Good job Burger you aren't all retards
jesus fucking christ, we're actually going to have to kill these people aren't we?
Those first redpills really sting. Dude has some soul searching to do.
i fucking love this post
We need this one combined with the first guy's one that has all the advertiser logos. Cartoon Network isn't gonna cave but Pizza Hut etc will
They’ll kill each other long before it ever comes to that.