PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - HITTING THE TIMING WINDOW EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump sings Billie Jean 7/24/18
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>Pres Trump returns to DC 7/24/18
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>Pres Trump @VFW Convention in Kansas City MO 7/24/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in Kansas City MO 7/24/18
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>Pres Trump departs DC 7/24/18
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>FLotUS Melania visits Vanderbilt Children's Hosp in Nashville TN 7/24/18
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>FLotUS Melania blows Bubbles 7/24/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/SoS Pompeo/Australian FM @AUSMIN 7/24/18
defense.gov/Videos/videoid/615070/
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on ME 7/24/18
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>AG Sessions @Turning Point USA HS Leadership Summit 7/24/18
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>Fed Commission on School Safety in Adams WI 7/24/18
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>Pentagon Inherent Resolve Press Brief on Iraq/Syria (BrigGen Parisot) 7/24/18
defense.gov/Videos/videoid/615030/
>DHS UndSec Krebs @House on Election Security 7/24/18
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>Natl Guard @House on Border Security 7/24/18
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>SpiceDaddy on Fox News 7/24/18
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>WHVideo: Pres Trump @VFW Convention 7/24/18
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>WHVideo: 2018 Made in America Showcase 7/24/18
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 7/24/18
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just to clarify, the title is referring to the mars launch timing window, not the tomboy cat's midnight post. the cat does not get praise, only bully

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BREAKING: DRUMPF COMMITTED PROVEN CAMPAIGN FINANCE VIOLATION AND WE HAVE THE SMOKING GUN. IT'S ALL OVER.

>This tape is more evidence that @realDonaldTrump himself was directly involved in a campaign finance law violation. >And because the amount exceeded $25,000, it would be punishable as a felony. #TrumpTapes also show Rudy Giuliani lied. But that's not news.

Cohen was consulting on all of this with Allen Weisselberg. Weisselberg is the CFO at Trump Org, he is far smarter and more serious than Cohen, and knows everything that happens there. He knows where all the bodies are buried. He is the biggest of biggest fish. If Cohen can be leveraged against Weisselberg, it all falls apart. Once Mueller cracks Weisselberg everyone who has ever rubbed elbows with Donald Trump will be spending life in prison for treason. That includes every single one of Donald's family members and """friends""".

We've finally done it. We've destroyed this orange buffoon and destroyed the Republican Party forever. And it was so easy. Trump did it to himself....

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CIA nigs trying hard to take down Trump

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>billionaire fucking bitches and asking his secretary to get him Coke is news

THAT DOES IT, I’M TELLING THE GUILD OF MUELLERS!!!

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It's not even late yet

>FISA application gets released
>suddenly Cohen tapes out of no where

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west coast raus

remember, retards.


Trump needs you, donate and volunteer. Do something instead of drowning yourselves on cheap soda

Only less than 100 days until election day, and things arent looking pretty...

Whatever happened to the dog Trump was gonna get for Barron?

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Still, the histories behind some of the names in Idaho are kinda interesting.

>Guy that shot up people in Canada and killed a kid was an ISIS sympathiser that used a gun brought in illegally
>Within the day news reports that Drumpf has broken the law by being recorded by his lawyer(?)
Who could have seen this coming.

Wow, you're the worst.

>Holocaust Class

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>holocaust class
uh

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It will be fine

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cant wait to see what more BS the libs pull

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Still got more scoops than you, Colbert.

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UFO's in the Appalachians space niggers go home!

They'll go with an alleged rape in late October, I can't imagine anything else that would even come close to hurting him at this point

It's 6.20 am in Berlin right now. Good morning, American sector.

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Second worst, he doesn't make off-topic poo posts and then throw a hissy fit when called on it

They tried rape, it'll be something different; they're really trying hard to find a banking or campaign finance crime. Expect something that isn't either to be hyped as such

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I hope so, but precautions cant damage

>steals children
Sounds like someone needs to dig up Colbert’s old MySpace page...

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>They'll go with an alleged rape
Again.

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I only just realized this says "a bunch of niggers" in it

top kek

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Will watch The Movement's office in Brussels.

>E.U STRUGGLES TO COUNTER U.S. SANCTIONS ON IRAN

>The main weapon the EU has developed is an updated version of a “blocking statute” originally drawn up in the 1990s to counter US sanctions on Iran, Libya and Cuba. The law forbids European companies from complying with the US measures and allows them to recover damages arising from the sanctions “from the person causing them”.

>But lawyers and diplomats said there are doubts over the effectiveness of a tool that has never been properly tested.

>Brett Hillis, partner and sanctions expert at Reed Smith, the international law firm, said there was nothing in the EU plans that would stop a “run for the hills” by European businesses active in Iran. He said the blocking statute was “a measure which indicates the EU’s displeasure but in no way goes far enough to move the calculus for European companies”.

>Any punishment threatened in Europe for complying with the sanctions is likely to pale against the potential retribution in the US for ignoring them. In 2015, a US court ordered BNP Paribas, the French bank, to pay almost $9bn in fines and forfeitures over alleged violations of sanctions against Iran, Sudan and Cuba.

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Dude, don't worry, we are so far ahead in the polls. Honestly we don't even need to worry about voting. I'm just gonna stay home and shit post here.

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The rest of the world should sync their days with ours desu
We cant have these lazy fucks sleeping while we are trying to get shit done

NN /ptg/! Swwet dreams and restful sleep to you!

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>Trump announces "Today I have put an end to financial crimes forever, by ending the Federal Reserve."

Trump having a secret black baby might damage him

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when do these sick fucks get a bullet in their head?

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Is that what he calls taking a shit?

we are a board of peace

I cant stand all these fucking idiots
I cant go anywhere anymore
I cant enjoy anything
I cant tolerate anyone
I cant tough it out another minute
I just fucking cant guys
Hurry Trump!

That's what I usually do. My working day starts at 7 PM local time, when it's 10 am in LA. But I work a lot with Americans, so...

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Shhhhhhhhh.

Don't tell him about the upcoming GET.

only because the media wouldnt ignore it like they did for billy

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Night slant eye fren

>rinsed penis on Ingraham talking about if 50% of these "scandals" went away they'd be talking about putting Trump on the $10 bill
>tfw he'll be on the bill anyhow for destroying another horrid bank institution and tweeting about that horrible jungle music play about Hamilton

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So yet another Primary where R's knock it out of the park, with increased turnout and beating the D's. Virtually every primary this season has been that way, yet polls insist Dem turnout will take the house this year. Funny that they never study the primary model, as in 2016 it gave R's the strong advantage and said they'd win in the GE, yet "pollsters" continued to say otherwise.

Are we looking at another repeat episode?!

Non-Americans, shitskins and glowniggers don't count, as always. He's still literally the worst.

Holocaust class gets me every time

let's just say that both have equal importance

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probably never

REMINDER TO STUDY LOCAL ELECTIONS, VOTE FOR SCHOOL BOARD AND TOWN COUNCIL AND ANYTHING ELSE YOU CAN FIND

NO ONE CARES ABOUT LOCAL ELECTIONS SO YOUR VOTE MATTERS MORE THAN AT ANY OTHER CASE, A FEW CONCERTED ACTIVISTS CAN SWING CONTROL OF CHILDREN'S TEACHING AND CITY PLANNING FOR YEARS

This dude definitely fucks and eats kids with Pedosta, probabably into spirit cooking and shit. People should know by now that every one of these pieces of shit that's especially nasty and vicious toward Trump, the more likely it is they're into some really evil, demented shit. I fucking guarantee you Colbert is into adrenochrome.

Drumpf insider here. Drumpfs tough talks on Iran are trying to distract from the incoming Mueller charges. Soon this will be /President Clinton General/. You've been warned.

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correct

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Student loans ought to be covored by bankruptcy because it would wreck the student loan scam overnight, severely reducing the number of loans given out and lowering the number of degree seeking students overnight. It would wreck colleges and take away the lefts primary recruiting ability. It would make degrees valuable again and get companies back to training their employees. The investment a company must put into training employees means they would be much, much more inclined to meritocracy, pushing them away from diversity bullshit. A simple and popular legislative act that wrecks the left without them realizing it. It is a poison pill for the left and they are too stupid to realize it

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>Virtually every primary this season has been that way
Maybe you should source this and provide data to examine

no u

That would only get him more nig votes.

When Trump pulls a military coup.

Lynch getting LYNCHED!

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The absolute state of late night comedy.

THIS

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>!XatOlMoDAI
yea ok

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at least now they cant even pretend to be comedy, it always was propaganda first comedy 2nd

>non-american bakers don't count
So czechfren is no longer best baker?

>school board has been white liberal guilt assholes for 30 years and my vote can't fix it
>school board literally across the street has a recall effort this year, rural district trying to remove leftists who instituted tranny rules that don't require telling parents a boy is showering with their girls
I suppose it's better than last year where there was literally nothing I could vote on

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>U.S. COLLEGES, A FRONT FOR INTERNATIONAL SPYING

>Ignorance about intellectual property safeguards, or even hostility toward them, is rife among science students and faculty. There is “zero instruction” on the topic outside law school, Villasenor told me. Significant proportions of UCLA engineering graduate students whom he surveyed couldn’t define a patent (21%), copyright (32%), trademark (51%), or trade secret (%).

>Never contemplating the possibility of espionage, American professors sometimes comply with requests from acquaintances or strangers overseas for research advice, manuscript reviews, or unpublished data.

>A civil engineering professor at Penn State once phoned Graham Spanier, then the university’s president, to say that a foreigner had emailed him asking how to build an underground concrete structure that could withstand a megaton explosion.

>“I was about to hit send, when it dawned on me, I’d better ask,” the professor said. “I don’t know this person.” Spanier notified the FBI, which traced the request back through seven intermediary layers before losing the trail. The elaborately disguised source was never unmasked.

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>Jow Forums becomes the shills
How come Obama never had one?

Isnt this old?

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See also

I'm too fucking plastered to even comprehend what reality you're trying to project here, if you'd care to elucidate.

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WA ballot is a shitshow this year.

>someone had 7 proxies
One of us?

(that means we use bombs and acid attacks)

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Fucking newfags.

>filename
what

i want to procreate with her

The loudest are the most guilty

Besides the fact that these people are absolutely retarded...
>emailed him asking how to build an underground concrete structure that could withstand a megaton explosion
How DOES one accomplish something like this??? I know one of you anons has the information that I’m looking for!

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> minion poster is back

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>if you'd care to elucidate.
Basically, Drumpf is on suicide watch.

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...

>I’M TELLING THE GUILD OF MUELLERS!!!

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Guys I just can't get into "Keep America Great" I hope he changes his mind and goes back to MAGA

You've just gotta bee yourself when you're reinforcing that concrete for x feet with lead lining at least 40 feet down

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catposter btfo

Correct.

Even my parents, who are die hard Republicans, don't bother with primaries. Had a great thread last weekend about the Michigan primaries coming up on August 07. I think Pensler will be my pick, says he will work to carry out the Trump agenda, but we'll see. Either way, fuck Stabenow.

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I don't think he can reuse it.

we are late night comedy

that's just a talking head on the propaganda box