The postal redpill

A uniformed Federal employee is sent to every American home once a day, 6 days a week. They are literally invading our curtilage, terrifying our dogs, and fucking our wives.

They also take pictures of the outside of EVERY. SINGLE. PIECE. OF. MAIL.
nytimes.com/2013/08/03/us/postal-service-confirms-photographing-all-us-mail.html

I just realized this tonight and I'm going to weld my mail slot shut first thing tomorrow. When I get some money I will put up a wall and locked gate.

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So..how do you suggest they deliver mail user?
fire it out of the truck with a big cannon through your windows?

my federal mail lady is literally retarded. ia m not exaggerating. literally. she is retarded. she is missing chromosomes s man. she is literally fucking retarded. i have lost so much mail because of her you will not believe it. ive seen her drop mail as she walks across people's yards and doesn't see it to pick it back up. it's like she is actually literally retarded

The mail jew. Good breap op.

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Lol

Jokes on you faggot, I live in a cabin in the woods, no postal service here. Cuck.

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You could get a post-office box and use only this to process all your correspondence.

But the photographing issue is alarming. I wasn't aware of it and I suppose our government does it as well. But there are more disturbing issues.

Take the numbers off your house user, and remove the mail box, take it to your local Post office, it is their property, assuming you have a black one.

remind me again why women are allowed to work

7/10 bretty gud

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>"No post ever again!"
>letter flies at Anons face at mach-3 through the chimney
>thundering volley of letters fires into his domicile
>harry is a fucking retard who tries to grab a letter in the air instead of grabbing one from the floor

Because they take lower pay!

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>They also take pictures of the outside of EVERY. SINGLE. PIECE. OF. MAIL.
how dare those mail delivers photograph my mail before it's even been opened!

HOLY FUCK

I JUST TOOK THE POSTAL PILL


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Don't forget the tinfoil hat

just got hired user, I'm coming to fuck your waifu

>curtilage
Haven't heard this word since law school. So funny. Bravo.

>curtilage
Now this is a thread I can get behind

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I had a rental property empty for several months
Ever miss some mail? I got it.

Great men think alike.

USPS has something similar to ups or fedex and it's called informed delivery. i get an email every day at 7:15. it was mostly to catch packages if any were coming via USPS. what i didn't expect was IMAGES of each piece of mail that i was getting that day.

mailmen raped my dog

Chris Benoit did nothing wrong. Vince McMahon ate his boy and then immolated his wife.

how do you think they sort the mail? Computer systems scan all packages and route them. even without an image they have had every sender documented for you if needed

All of this info could’ve been put into one simple to read sentence if your jimmies weren’t all rusted.

Now this is redpilled.

Y'all wanted your amazons and UPSs, now the postman is fucking your wife

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>using the logistic jew

and yet i, a white male who scored a 95, can't get a fucking job with them. i should just fake some 23&me results to claim to be a nigger so i can at least get a fucking interview.

day of the rope when?

Heh. I stopped picking up my mail 4 years ago. Basically some government jackass delivering 20 lbs of trash per week to my house that wasn't even addressed to me.

I preferred mailmen when they were white.
When was the last time someone saw a white mailman?

>t. cucked by the mailman

I get the same two or three guys, and they're all real nice. One of 'em even remembered my name (I live with my family)

Into a padded room with open to the elements. To keep it free of mildew, mail workers get days off during rain when we close the room off.

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