*crack*
*crack*
Nicholas Ortiz
Ian Cox
if u put your dick in it for 30 minutes it kills genital warts
Ryder Thomas
Monster taste like shit.I would not buy it again.
Nathan Hall
>shot through the heart
>and you're too blame
Asher Hall
my dudes!
Caleb Bell
es is the best
Easton Miller
Is this true? Have you tried it?
Jace Russell
Jordan Flores
Heh
Landon Hill
Relentless master race.
Lucas Myers
>Platinum Sip
kek
Liam Martinez
bout to pick up one of these bad boys right now
Jackson Nelson
>work in construction
>we have a few vending machines around the crib rooms
>just coke and water really
>take some newbie out to the office to see HR about a pay query
>office mostly full of old guys
>boomers
>see their vending machine is half full of monster including the white one
>fucking boomer juice
>the meme is real
Luis Perez
>you make love
>a bad thing
Carter Lee
It's you give love a bad name, fucking idiot
Ryan Ortiz
>BE A RETARD
>ADVERTISE FOR MONSTER WHICH IS OWNED BY COCA COLA
ADVERTISE FOR JEWS FOR FREE, GOOD GOYIM
Luis James
the taste is so disgusting
Leo Cox
No
Fun
Allowed
Jason Morgan
It's an acquired taste - I actually prefer it to Redbull
Noah Taylor
i like the white, green, green import, and lemonade rehab. mmmm you guys are tempting me to take it higher than coffee this morning
Ian Torres
>sugar
wew, put that brew back in the barrel, needs a little more aging I think before its *SIP* ready