What denomination of Christianity are you?

Orthodox, Western Rite

sedevacantist, the only true one

Nice

colonized

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none, gtfoh

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Memetic Kekromancer

Good on you for spreading the Gospel user.

Daniel 12:3
>And they that be wise shall shine as the brightness of the firmament; and they that turn many to righteousness as the stars for ever and ever.

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church of England.

Islam?

This

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Orthodox Lutheran. Martin Luther is the patron saint of Jow Forums

Un-ironically. I'm a Jehovah's Witness.

none because I'm a rational thinker and I don't believe in sky daddies

Jehovah's Witness.
John 5:19, 20
>"Then answered Jesus and said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, The Son can do nothing of himself, but what he seeth the Father do: for what things soever he doeth, these also doeth the Son likewise."
>"For the Father loveth the Son, and sheweth him all things that himself doeth: and he will shew him greater works than these, that ye may marvel."
KJV

Hey dude same welcome.

You're just going to talk shit about my denomination even though it's still Christianity.

When will these (((Christians))) realise the trinity makes no sense, and that they, themselves, are committing idolatry with the cross?

Mormon?

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The best one, nonpracticing.

Fuck you and your imaginary man in the sky, morons.

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Lutheran

It's not idolatry of the cross, it's a reminder. Minute by minute, He was here and He is coming back.
Pictures of Jesus and etc are blasphemy

I think the intentions behind it are good but just misguided. Name calling certainly does not help things. Maybe one day they might come to a greater understanding. Our duty as christians is to better one-another and we should strive to do that every day.
Ephesians 4:29
>Let a rotten word not come out of your mouth, but only what is good for building up as the need may be, to impart what is beneficial to the hearers.

>(((Luther)))
>patron saint of Jow Forums
I wonder who could be behind this post

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Non-denominational. Denominations have always been a D&C kike trick by Satan. If God wants you to know what He's saying, He'll let you know. That's why He gave us discernment and the Holy Spirit.
I actually am a former JW, and still do not believe in the Trinity.
>Me, Me, why have you forsaken Me?
just doesn't make any sense. The Witnesses did nothing wrong.

Its ok bro. It isn't for everyone and on ones christian journey sometimes you need to find yourself. Only god can judge.

Hey anons, what denomination should I check out? Grew up Lutheran, but my family kept changing churches for dumb reasons, so I’ve kind of distanced myself from religion

occult

sedevacantist Catholic heretic! Get on my level, faggots

Any answer other than Roman Catholic should be banned from Jow Forums

Thank you for your kindness. I've been considering rejoining, if only because they've made the most sense on matters of technicalities, and I miss the fellowship. I'm at a point in my life right now where I could really use it.

Which denomination is this?

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I think I'm heading toward that direction myself. I've often questioned why the belief system should be judged as a collective, when we will be individually judged.
I've looked into all other denominations of Christianity, and the JW's beliefs and the values they live by make the most sense.

What about Roman pagan? Obviously the better of the two romes

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lols

gnostic

Priests controlled the information until the printing press. When the world became literate and had hteir own version of the bible, the true word came closer to the people. Do not filter your spirtuality through a denomination. Read the bible on your own and pray for guidance and humility..

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Only Catholic and Orthodox Churches have true sacraments. Anything else is Christian LARPing

pentacostal/ right wing evangelicals.

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Dude they are clearly a cult, just tread carefully.

I was Expelled for some time. Things have changed rapidly. As for my experience life without fellowship with likeminded kind people and drawing closer to god has no compare. No pressure and I wish you the best. If worse comes to worse and you get anxious just sit in the second school, and leave after the Sunday talk. Baby steps. It took a long time to not panic after getting reinstated. Now things have never been better with my spiritual health and I want everyone to feel that same happiness.

Ya got me. caught. oof.

Presbyterian here. However, I am reading slowly into Catholicism, but I just cant make that leap yet.

Islam

Check out the new online bible courses. If you don't like it just close the tab end of story.

Not before he condemned the Catholic Church for being mean to Jews and blamed Catholics for Jews not converting.

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Christcucks can't even decide which flavor/sect of their cuckoldry is correct lol, nevermind the fact that people have believed in tons of different gods throughout history "no mines is right!" Fucking retards can't prove gods existence, let alone decide what sect of your religion is the correct one

Very upstanding people, as well. They're not like other denominations in a lot of ways. One of the things I USED to resent about them, but have come to admire, is disfellowship; no, you cannot be a known adulterer, boozehound, etc. and still be welcome to lead. They do not allow blatant, unrepentant sinners in their midst. They can't be allowed to contaminate the righteous, those who actively and consciously resist sin. I was never disfellowshipped, for the record, just kind of disillusioned by the concept - and the time demands. I was, simply put, too headstrong and selfish.

Anglican

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>checks flag
Rake.

Opus Dei

Actually went to a meeting quite recently, and I'm quite impressed with the Witnesses taking advantage of technology these days. Projectors for a more visual presentation, jw.org is fantastic, and I see so many brothers and sisters reading their bible on their tablet. The future is here!

Its a long hard road. The requirements are high but attainable. But for me the things i'm "missing out on" at 21 really suck ass anyways.

Well people usually wake up and realize shit sooner or later.

Don't you all see that the division in denominations are divide and conquer? I'm not saying go back to the Roman Catholic Church, but instead of mocking, ridiculing and fighting over denominatinational differences, accept each other's love for Christ Jesus.

the only one that still belongs to homogenous proto-indo-europeans

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Its definitely more different and more socially relaxed then even 5 years ago.

Couldnt have said it better myself.
I want to be no part of this world.

The masses are illiterate and this exact phenomenon of "reading it for yourself" is what produced the cornucopia of autistic American heresies that typically define modern Protestantism.

Prove me wrong: (You can't).

Priests, who have spent their entire lives steeped in biblical canon and Apocrypha as well as 2000 years of writings and thought by their predecessors (Literal Saints) are better prepared to help guide the masses towards salvation (and stamp out heresy). Your alternative are fucking snake wranglers and people cucked so hard by a misunderstanding of the bible that they wrangle snakes and adopt babies from Africa while forsaking their own children.

I won't pry as to why you were, but I am very glad to hear that you got a happy outcome. I dunno what it's like to be in your shoes, but it's clear that it must have taken a lot of courage to find your way back.

What about Catholicism speaks out to you over other denominations?

The holy trinity:
Fat
Stupid
Christian

Fuck off and die you piece of shit, sage.

Only acceptable answer desuwa Senpai

the church created by Henry VIII to escape from papal lies.

>not speaking old church slavonic,aramaic, or greek

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Just don't take it to an extreme. Don't quit your job or education or anything like that. Just work on being a better you. Thats what christianity is all about.

The Scattered Remnants of the Church of Christ from the Book of Revelations.

It's in Milwaukee

Please answer, there are close to 50 churches in my general vicinity and I don’t know where to start

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I'm more referring to the degenerate lifestyle that people live these days. But yes, never to such extremes.

Got to ask, from an outside perspective it looks like your church was formed just because the king wanted a divorce, how do you justify the split?

Cardassian Church of ClueColl`Kopp , master of tranzwarp tech

I have a couple of friends who are really into it and one thing is the discipline to ones faith and the formality of it. I live my church, but its basically just a jeans and pollo on sundays and "be a good Christian" run around.. otherwise, i know next to nothing about Catholicism other than the similarities between it and presbyterians that I have had in conversation

Checked. I also like the notion that we will be allowed to keep some of our tech in the 1,000 year Kingdom. It will be helpful, to say the least.
At 21, you still have plenty of mistakes left to make. The best you can do is try to see that your missteps happen in good faith rather than indulgence. For example, if you're trying to help someone but going about it the wrong way, that's the kind of mistake you want to be making, if you must make them at all. If you were to instead pick up a pistol and hold up a bank, well, that's a different story.
>t. Unironically a 31-year-old boomer

independent Baptist

Thats the story, but the truth was the rise of protestantism.
also we gave the world the bible in the English language to break the hold of the catholics and latin only bibles.

Mormon

New scrolls will be opened as well, my dude. Who knows what human potential we will reach during the 1000 years. Exciting to comprehend.

How can you say Sainthood is a respectable thing when vile people like Mother Theresa and these 'modern day' saints are venerated? They didn't perform any 'miracles.'

Isn't that proof that the old saints were probably just built up just like the modern day ones are?

Please leave your epic reddit memes on r/thedonald or whatever subreddit you browse. In fact, please just stay there and don't come back.

Well, I was a Mormon, I should say. I left the church after reading The Sealed Portion.

This is how I imagine all mormons

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Christo-Pagan
>>Bippity boppity boo, I put a spell on U
>>You shall now have the biggus dickus

Thank you for your insight. If only people could really know what true peace with god feels like. I feel like everyone sees us as brainwashed robot cultists, when that is simply not the case. The only true route to peace is heavily relying on the bible, shunning bad practices, and treating all with genuine agape love.

Roman Cocklick.

>Denomination

Documentary: Protestantism's Big Justification Lie
youtube.com/watch?v=L14UNjaZJm8

Mary's Sinlessness: A Biblical Documentary
youtube.com/watch?v=ZTVyptxPQ04

Accepting Francis = Apostasy
youtube.com/watch?v=a3AnX_GBWJw

Jews Are Not Israel Or The Chosen People
youtube.com/watch?v=o1vhXlSkVHE

So are you interested in practicing cannibalism?

Gotta be poly-amorous and have a double barrel otherwise your a faggot and a jew mormon

It's strange that the Church of England (And by extension the entire Anglican Communion) is irrevocably cucked by liberalism, but the actual people still going there every week tend to be some of the most conservative people in the UK. I guess because the CoE is seen as a national icon and only people who strongly identify as traditional English even bother with it anymore

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