Let’s see em.
>trying to mow lawn
>fucking city ordinance was written by lazy fucks
>can’t start cutting till 7am
Humor me Jow Forums
Jow Forums humor thread
Chase Kelly
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Carter Mitchell
Kayden Wilson
Wyatt Jackson
You're a douche if you think cutting your lawn before 7am is okay.
Andrew Cook
what did kek mean by this lmao
Camden Reyes
>Found the EUimmigrant.
Also, post funny shit or gtfo.
Adam Baker
Caleb Martin
Why don't you post funny shit first faggot
Brandon Reed
I'd unironically put salt and oil on the guy's lawn when I worked hard physical labor in a factory. One week I had to get to work at 5am, the other week at 1pm. If that consistently happened in the second week I'd have assaulted the guy at some point.
>"b-but muh p-personal f-freedumbs"
>"d-dont tread on m-me"
Amerimutts truely are fucking obtuse and arbitrarily contrarian towards any kind of rules.
Jack Wilson
Satan is right
Cooper Wood
meh, why not?
Brandon Young
i don't
i got to church first thing in the morning
Justin Wood
I’m literally following the rules retard. What are you going on about?
Stop misrepresenting my position.
No wonder your boss hated you. Europeans are fucking average.
Blake Rodriguez
oh sorry this was supposed to be humor
Jayden Price
When your a priest and spend all your allowance on fucking energy drinks
Ethan Bennett
Do it anyway @ 6AM (EST), tell them it's 1PM in Syria and blast the call to prayer. The fact that you live in a city that establishes a curfew on when grown men can do work tells me it's a leftist shithole in dire need of redpilling.
Jordan Perry
Ive never even heard lawn mowers from inside my house before. The beauty of double brick I guess.
Ryder King
Got to share this with the Lord.
Xavier Garcia
David Morgan
My boss was just fine with me, but I ended going to college after saving up a few years working hard physical labor. They were sad to see me go, even.
Can't even counter my arguments without resorting to buzzwordy personal attacks, pathetic. It's not about following them either, it's about arbitrarily disagreeing because of "muh freedumbs", while this is common fucking sense. It's 6am, you dunce, alot of people are still asleep. I bet you would mind parties making noise after midnight, but your BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR early in the morning is fine, right? Fucking hypocrite.
Europeans have more culture, history and political freedom than you guys. And don't kid yourself, we're still a whole lot whiter than you, Paco.
Ryan Rogers
Are you really that mad I called you retarded? No wonder EU got created and your countries are being invaded.
LOL. My girlfriend is definitely awake now.
Colton Thomas
that's why I moved back.
half American half dutch here, born in states..
humiliate me mache alles, I know my place
Tyler Davis
How is it like waking up to the call to prayer from the corner mosque every morning?
Landon Moore
30 year old boomer priest
Brayden Brown
Fuck off Satan. If I get up at 6:30 and its below 60 I'm going out there and getting it done first thing. Besides my neighborhood is near a fucking airport so nobody should be complaining about noise.
Jack Price
>europeans have more political freedom
Excuse me what the fuck?
>no EU
>can have guns
>dont get arrested for speaking out against immigrants
Jeremiah Scott
I live in a town that's 97% white and all I hear arechurchbells. We even have an old monk that plays them nice christian tunes on an antique Carillon. More christian and white than you, Paco.
William Wilson
Nice humor thread, Jow Forums
Jordan Harris
its a thing you should just not do in life, America, is in that case not ''free' but more '' I don't give a fuck about other people'' which mentatlity is very nice to be in and laid back and cool. but idk, it doesn't seem very connected and mindfull of each other
Michael Gutierrez
Easton Price
How is someone mowing their lawn this upsetting? Living on a golf course it isn’t something I generally mind early in the morning
Ayden Hernandez
>the "united states" are literally the amerimutt form of the EU, with less individual freedom for each seperate "state" (you don't even call it seperate countries, lmao)
>2 political parties that both are bought off by legal lobbyism, a plethora of parties to choose from here
>One homogenous culture that's so bland that all your media, music and culture is literally defined by minorities
Keep pretending you have are "free", amerimutt. You clearly don't even understand what "political freedom" means.
Sebastian Lopez
Mindful of the lazy retirees that line the streets who are already awake bitching about back pain? Probably can’t hear the thing anyways. Or maybe the school teacher who is on summer vacation?
Who aware are you?
Christian Cruz
if you enjoy your land, and not enjoying people--go buy some rural property.
Ryder Rodriguez
Connor Miller
ya u don't give a fuck, there are no rules in the usa, its the wild west. people are fucking sleeping man
Liam Rivera
You sound like a giant pussy
Dylan Cox
I mean everyone has an ac unit and double paned glass. You cant hear shit inside.
Easton Long
I personally would not care neither cuz im usa born, 2nd I don't got a lawn. but I don't want to have eu bitch on me even more, cuz half the shitty town knows im usa.
Julian Allen
I saw this and thought it was referring to Solo the soft drink. I was incredibly confused.
Gavin Adams
Brandon Brooks
Gabriel Watson
Gabriel Barnes
EU is judgmental, clear simple. everywhere u go u are judged. USA isn't like that, its more laid back and accepting. friendliness is a perk EU citizens usually tell about USA when on vacation. how friendly it is but than it isn't ''true'' friendliness'' its over the top, like the burgers, and all of our personalities are fake. see Im in western purgatory here fellaz. still, nasty fucks in the USA I tottaly agree.
Daniel Anderson
Why do you project your lack of ability to act autonomously?
Why do people like you need rules, to consistently remind you, to act morally?
Stop projecting your guilt.
Thomas Russell
This is weak Jow Forums
Step it the fuck up and stop arguing about goddamn lawnmowers. You can't even hear them until they are doing the fences...Oh wait, you fuckers think a tiny patch of grass is a lawn, instead of a disgrace. Get a REAL house with a lawn the size of a cityblock.
Jonathan Collins
Brandon Ortiz
Molenbeek , just that
Caleb Jenkins
Adrian Miller
Leo Anderson
because when I mow, I think of the terrible affliction I am causing to nice sleep I self also crave while mowing.
Logan Williams
Owen Cruz
Liam Morris
Christian Thomas
Brayden Stewart
Hudson Sanders
Brayden Watson
>stop hitting yourself
Jackson Bailey
hey I've been looking for that jpg for a while
cheers Ivan, yer alright
Logan Sanders
please dont steal
Joshua Jenkins
happy hump day Jow Forums
Josiah Cox
aaaaaaaaaaahahaahhahahahaahah im crying
John Carter
>selfblackdom
reaching new lows cunt
Jeremiah Hall
Grass is too wet to cut that early anyway
Ryder Hill
already had it somewhere, this just saves me finding it again :^)
Ian Miller
Carter Williams
Angel Rodriguez
Brody Parker
Jaxon Gutierrez
Jace Davis
Angel James
Liam Cooper
good shit
David Cook
Sounds like you need to move to a more boomer-friendly neighbourhood
Eli Parker
kek
Kayden Howard
Parker Cox
That’s why I’m gonna no back to the wild west
Josiah Jenkins
Jacob Harris
(czeched)
spotted the satanic non-sipper
Gavin Robinson
Evan Mitchell
You just blacked yourself nigga
Landon Hernandez
Grayson Collins
Josiah Ortiz
LOL
Benjamin Long
This, you're a fucking faggot OP.
Nathan Garcia
Jose Richardson
Julian Stewart
Logan Miller
>trumpcuck
>grown man
kek
Carson Rodriguez
Joseph Anderson
Austin Hughes
Alexander Mitchell
How in the Lord's name did you find the exact font?
LMAO
Anthony Perez
andrew jackson is responsible for the current state of affairsnin america
his jackson democracy election shtick was all about giving voting franchise to the unwashed masses instead of the intelligentsia
So the full retard commoners were easily tricked. So candidates instead focused on appeasing the mod instead of intellectualism.
jackson is the worst president in the history of the united states
Easton Robinson
>live in townhouse development
>6am and raining
>they start mowing grass
I really do hate this place
Zachary Nguyen
he didnt, just cropped em
Aiden Campbell
I grabbed letters from other parts of the pic.
>1 million hours in gimp
Julian Rodriguez
You shut your whore mouth!
Josiah Cook
>Change Debye to Hitler
>See if anyone notices
>Replace the image on Wikipedia if it exists
>Laugh
David Lewis
TOPKEK!