ok, what the fuck is the deal with literal boomer faggots posing with monster? i dont get it, can someone fill me in on this? are they all being payed by monster energy or what.
Boomers and white monster
James Cooper
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Benjamin Smith
Succesful marketing meme. It's admirable to be honest. I respect the extent to which monster has manipulated this niche.
Liam Jones
probably has something to do with that "30 year old boomer" meme these d&c cointelpro faggots have been shilling nonstop for the past two weeks
Jose Hall
Take your shitty rockstar shilling and get the fuck out of here.
Aaron Williams
It's because white monster to blacks is like garlic to vampires, always remember that boomers are saving the white race. 1488
Anthony Williams
SIP
Levi Anderson
Q predicted this
Josiah Howard
Siiiiiiiiip
Adrian Jenkins
Monster is a pleb drink.
Nos for the fucking win.
Anthony Adams
Sips was a meme started on Jow Forums
James Smith
They realized Jow Forums users are suggestible gullible retards and started a marketing campaign here with data mined from gookmoot
Matthew Sanchez
wheres my lawnmower gypo
Nolan Rodriguez
its made with an entire onion
Josiah Phillips
*crack*
Evan Hall
Dude you wanna hang out or something? Maybe grill a few steaks
William Rogers
what's that? minecraft for 30-year-o...
i see
Leo Harris
I'll tell you but it's gonna cost you
Jason Clark
don't know my boomer gym instructor is siping sugar less monster every day. It is pretty funny
David Ross
Well...we started off on Jolt Cola (All the Sugar, Twice the Caffeine). In High School we took Vivarin or NoDoz. Later, Red Bull got us and that shit was good too.
But now we're getting older and we don't want so much sugar because we're still caught up in some stuff we learned from going Paleo in our Vibram Five Finger Shoes. So we need to cut carbs, man. And diet Red Bull is nasty.
White Monster is the best for taste and it goes well with Highway to the Danger Zone on the ghetto blaster.
Jordan Jones
If they are trying to make mind control you to drink this shit this bad then you know its poison. For your mind and body.
Imagine if some (((dude))) came up to you on the street and gave you a drink and said drink it drink it drink it?
What would you do?
David Nguyen
*snap* this is going on my cringe compilation lol
Liam Perez
*sip* fug, this is going in my ebin collection
Jacob Jackson
*sip*
yeeeeeeepp
*snap*
this is going in my cringe collection
Logan James
stay mad lol
i literally have 3000 chain link owned on my binance account
and today chainlink spiked up 70%
im gonna be a millonare
Sebastian Scott
*snap*
*sip*
*click*
yip this is goin in my arthouse portfolio
Gabriel Hughes
>sales in monster have massively gone up since the boomer meme
Y'all fell for a Jewish psyop lolz
Cooper Cox
Reminder that boomers like child porn more than Monster Energy. Maybe sushi too.
Dylan Johnson
White.
Monster.
Whites are monsters.
Kayden Price
>are they all being payed
yes.
just look up monstor sponsoring to see how mucht they do.
Thomas Flores
It's people doing the meme because Jow Forums is normie central and the normies took the bait fucking hard.
Someone /thread me.
Nicholas Gray
*sip*
How many monster ultras can you buy with that?
Austin Sanders
>past two weeks
All summer, ALL SUMMER.
Jack Moore
Where my /sips/ at?
Nolan Martin
*siiip*
about 100 league of legend skins atm
i bought chainlink when it was at 40c around 300 satoshis. my investing caused it to crash to 10c and now its back up at 30c or 270 satoshis
biz is literally the best board ever, fuck pol
Lincoln Robinson
I think it just takes a person from a certain time and place to really be able to appreciate white monster. It’s no marketing campaign.
Carson Green
youtu.be
>Was he sick like me?
No you freak he just got tired of not getting comped anymore
Gavin Lee
*sip*
I lost 3k to bitcoin so fuck you and fuck Jow Forums
*sips aggressively*
Joseph Brooks
>Nos for the fucking win.
KYS
Jaxon Bailey
869 y/o boomer reporting in
I remember the good old days about 300 years ago when Jow Forums was known as 4chin we just nearly started the revolutionary war against the & the shitposting was getting out of hand.
A bunch of angry separatists came around on 4chin's Jow Forums & after a lot of shitposting decided to throw a ton of fuggn tea off some boats while dressed as injuns
Imagine that
Connor Gonzalez
*sip*
Silent generation here, NOS used to be cool and hip in my day. You kids have NO IDEA.
Adam Turner
*siiiiip*
im a chad and i bought bitcoin when it was 8k and dropped out just before it hit 20k
im so chad, btw i talk to my 14yr old egf on discord everynight just before i go to sleep
Ethan Sullivan
how to spot a virgin 101
Nolan Cooper
Energy DRINK?
Luke Parker
This shit feels fake and weird, although a bit funny. Pretty crazy that monster did this for adverts, but I hope it doesn't turn into a thing every company does now because it'll really make Jow Forums even shittier.
Dylan Miller
All about bang baby
Ryder Stewart
*sip*
Ahhhhhhh
*slurp*
Yeeeeeppp, I wish I was a virgin again so I can mow the lawn for the first time again. The cool breeze, the smell of fresh cut grass, the humming of the spinning blades.
*sheds a tear*
Yeeeeppp
Cameron Walker
what are you talking about bro, i fucked so many jungle chinks its like 1 ever week, u gen zers are so fucked when it comes to women, back in the 00s women were LITERALLY begging to be on my dick bro
sucks to be your generation really, u got ewhores on instagram vying for attention and tinder is ultimately a lost game for you youngings.
Jordan Taylor
>that morning after
Parker Sanchez
That not a boomer dick weed. Looks like a early millennial. Some of you are already pushing close to forty. Fuck you guys are getting old. Hahaha
Juan Edwards
>*sip* fug,
*sib*
Owen Rivera
>screw on top
*siiiiipppp*
hmmmmmmm
*swishes in mouth*
yeeeaaaaahhhh
*gulps*
well, that just ain’t right
*sip*
Aiden Rodriguez
This guy is not even 30. How come is he a boomer?
James Morgan
"Energy Ultra"
"Contains Zero Calories"
People who buy energy\stimulant drinks are some of the dumbest people alive.
Jason Ward
sorry if you cant take the tall boys, sonny
Connor Wood
t. 35
Jacob Perez
>Who here /sipping/?
Jack Bennett
It's Motherload you uncultured faggot.
Fuck I hate being old.
Kevin Cruz
we aint that old, I still feel like I’m in high school!
Brayden Turner
*siiips*
Except you're a Gen Z Boomer, a ZOOMER ahahahaha
Anthony Bell
I mean if they wanna plug their ads for free on here by absorbing the culture then who minds?
They will realize how to conduct themselves in reality because frankly we decide how society should be these days. Jokes aside we really do have a lot of the (new) money, the guns, the intelligence, the power, the life experiences, etc.
These corps ought to just do things the way we do things as well as think the way they do because I'll tell you for certain that when I make my millions i will personally use it to kill off the companies of today who attempted to ruin tomorrow with their stupid Rothschild-era value systems
Aaron Davis
monster been running aggressive ad campaigns allover tv and all the popular sports, just like RedBull, its a fucking overpriced piss with trendy brand image that preys on caffeine addiction
Nicholas Hill
>caffeine addiction
Jesus Christ how pathetic can you be?
*sip*
Owen Diaz
I don't think you know what the word "boomer" means.
Kayden Green
Juan Ward
IT'S LIKE CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN
Gabriel Campbell
Well at least they found a way to dispose of all that toxic waste.
Caleb Perez
I doubt any actual boomers pose with a monster drink. Even the dude in your pic seems around 35 which makes him an older end of a millenial.
Brody Brown
Drinking that many monsters in such a short timespan is fucking lethal yo