Brit/pol/ - News Edition

>US deal would be a ‘NIGHTMARE’: Jeremy Corbyn demands new EU customs union post-Brexit
express.co.uk/news/politics/993920/jeremy-corbyn-donald-trump-eu-customs-union-nightmare-uk-us-trade-deal-protectionism

>Kelly Osbourne encourages fans to pray for friend Demi Lovato as she admits she nearly died after her own battle with drug addiction
thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/6862104/kelly-osbourne-encourages-fans-to-pray-for-friend-demi-lovato-as-she-admits-she-nearly-died-after-her-own-battle-with-drug-addiction/

>Young sisters die in hot car after climbing in to play as temperatures hit 36C
metro.co.uk/2018/07/25/young-sisters-die-hot-car-climbing-play-temperatures-hit-36c-7758888/

> Savannah Britain: Stunning aerial images reveal the impact of UK's scorching sun
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5990731/Savannah-Britain-Stunning-aerial-images-reveal-impact-UKs-scorching-sun.html

>FactCheck: can you really be jailed for abortion in Northern Ireland?
channel4.com/news/factcheck/factcheck-can-you-really-be-jailed-for-abortion-in-northern-ireland


>Brexit: Britons undermining the country through 'extreme EU loyalty' must be tried for treason, says Tory MEP
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-britons-eu-loyal-tried-treason-tory-david-campbell-bannerman-a8463056.html

>Irish Deputy PM says UK can't afford a no-deal Brexit
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-44950414

>Businesses hit by Glasgow School of Art and Victoria's fires given £5m fund
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-44954713

>Plaid Cymru's Simon Thomas quits politics after indecent images arrest
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-44952101

>Aston Hall: Dr Kenneth Milner 'would have been quizzed' for rape
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-44943056

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bbc.com/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-44943042
thetimes.co.uk/article/banker-raped-air-stewardess-over-four-days-qk87cs7ms
standard.co.uk/news/crime/man-demanded-sex-from-women-in-exchange-for-his-spare-room-then-raped-them-when-they-turned-him-down-a3826121.html?amp
youtu.be/9zbtAxQdZcU
youtu.be/y-G8BlRcRP0
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Brit/pol/ more like shit/poo/

anyone in that thread real?

post pics

you first

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REMINDER: IF YOU SAY SHIT LIKE "ASS" YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT.

IT'S THE SAME RETARDS WHO SPEAK IN THAT PSEUDO-INTELLECTUAL ACCENT. THEY ALL DO IT.

Yeah, sorry user, wasn't best pleased when I realized I was legally disabled myself. I don't know if we even recognise it here in the UK, because if we don't, probably can't even seek treatment for it or diagnosis.

Thanks. I'll have a look next time I need some. Fresh bottle of 1mg just arrived. I'll just take them in multiples and test the effects of higher doses.

why didn't you take a picture if you went to the boatyard?

but what other milk will i bathe in?

that's on the south coast

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An off-duty police officer who told a 17-year-old girl he was a firefighter before sexually assaulting her has been jailed for seven years.
Majud Hussain, 41, of Wilford Crescent East, Nottingham, picked up the teenager and attacked her in the back of his car in Stapleford in July 2017.
Hussain, who denied the charges, was found guilty of four sexual offences at Nottingham Crown Court.
He will now be the subject of a police gross misconduct hearing.
Hussain finished his shift at Leicestershire Police and drove to Long Eaton city centre in the early hours of 17 July 2017, the jury heard.
He picked up two teenage girls, telling them he was a firefighter, and took them to McDonalds.
He later dropped the 14-year-old girl home, but took the 17-year-old to a street in Stapleford where he sexually assaulted her in his car.

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This general is more interesting that most of Jow Forums

Don't worry, if you lose your country at least you can still have brit/pol/ to dream about your independence.

The world should be watching you to study how government slips through the hands of the governed.

any excuse to show off this beautiful country. happy to be back.

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did you get cucked by a paki or something?
i assume you're the guys who's obsessed

weird way to post mate
and those school girl pictures
saucy

I don't post on outer/pol/ much at all any more, but I'll still have a winge about the mongs in this place. It still beats watching morons argue over who is whiter, and who can come up with the most convoluted posts to make their country look good.

Is there a UK/Europe political discord?

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I'm worried, my life is so dull. I just want to go out and do something. The degeneracy on TV, the Internet, feels like it's eating away at my brain. What makes this worse is the fact that everybody has become so apathetic. Day by day I'm going off the deep end.
In the words of Travis Bickle; "One day a real rain will come and wash the scum off the streets."

What the hell movie is that? It looks too old to be that explicit and not especially arousing either given mig the merciless there.

Thanks user. She was bedridden for years with various conditions and can only just about get around now, so sadly that won't help her all that much. If running helps I wonder if its circulation/blood flow related? I know she finds Iron supplements help her, but thats no good to a guy, because don't... er... 'shed' excess iron like women do and it can build up and kill us.

>still assblasted
>btfo poorfag avoiding user in old bread
>carrying on in new bread anyway
impressive levels of autism user. sorry you’re too poor to enjoy the life you want. think I’m gonna see tibet this year, how’s your plans for a week in black pool going?? kek

Victim's 'huge courage'
Hussain then dropped the teenager off at her friend's house. The following day her friend called the police.
He was convicted of two counts of assault by penetration and two counts of sexual assault.
Det Ch Insp Kev Broadhead, of Nottinghamshire Police, said: "The fact that he was a police officer when he assaulted this girl makes it all the more disturbing - he should have been a person to be trusted.
"The victim in this case has shown a huge amount of courage and I hope that she can find some solace in knowing that Hussain is behind bars."
Julia Debenham, Leicestershire Police's asst ch con said: "Hussain has committed very serious criminal offences. Such behaviour has no place in our organisation."
bbc.com/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-44943042

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not sure i want to invite all the lurkers and trolls
add me and i'll tell you
Alice Lulu Rei#0205

>feels like it's eating away at my brain.
it is
the worse of the sun has passed
get outside

A Japanese banker repeatedly raped an air stewardess at his home in Marylebone, central London, a court was told. Takehiko Ogihara, 40, an executive director at Nomura International, dominated the woman physically and sexually for four days in September 2013 as she bowed and apologised to him, Blackfriars crown court was told. The woman used her telephone to photograph her injuries and to record the date of the alleged rapes, the jury was told. Mr Ogihara, left, denies two charges of rape, two of sexual assault and one of assault occasioning actual bodily harm.
The trial continues.
thetimes.co.uk/article/banker-raped-air-stewardess-over-four-days-qk87cs7ms

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>ASS
FUCK OFF YANK.

>DUDE I WENT TO AMERICA FOR LIKE 3 YEARS AND NOW I'M SO CULTURED DUDE. IT'S CRAZY. HOLD ON LET ME GO EAT POTATO CHIPS DUDE. IM CULTURED. IM LIKE CAPTAIN COOK OR LAWRENCE OF ARABIA. YEA I WENT TO AMERICA DIDNT YOU HEAR ME? DUDE IM SO WELL TRAVELLED

YOU GOT MAD AS FUCK AND POSTED DOXXABLE PICTURES OF YOUR ID ALL BECAUSE I CALLED YOU A POOF FOR TAKING PICTURES OF YOUR FOOD

>I don't know if we even recognise it here in the UK, because if we don't, probably can't even seek treatment for it or diagnosis.

Yeah that's my main worry about it, that it's barely diagnosed. I've been going to doctors for fucking years trying to get some kind of answer about why my sleep is fucked, every time it's just same old tired shit and a prescription of some vile crap beginning with Z that always makes me feel proper seasick when I take it.

Gonna try the melatonin again and maybe have some DPH in to try, any particular brand of melatonin you can recommend?

Don't become dependent on it for sleep though that'll fuck your life up.

It's cool to have visual hallucinations and nice feelings without being unplugged from the matrix and not knowing which way is up everyone is an alien trying to kill me there's a demon in my left toe like if a blotter is overdosed don't touch psychedelics fuck joe rogan fuck all the people who say duuuuude like.... shrooms cured my depression and shit I'm now a rocket scientist earning 150k per year... on reddit and then you look into their post history and the insight they've gained from these wicked poisons is "dude has anyone noticed how good cartoons r when you take LSD" and when it comes to pulling back the veil politically, psychedelic takers are like, look at that banksy graffiti that's protected by the council with barriers and stuff, that's deep man it's us the common people against the Bankers we need to come together as one stop austeratah aren't it

THIS GUY IS A SHILL BTW

HE'S A HOMOSEXUAL FROM LEFTY POL

I haven't went over 3mg. Melatonin seems really effective but there must be some draw back to it if Dr's don't prescribe it. I get groggy but nothing extreme. Maybe taking higher doses is very bad or your body stops producing melatonin of its own but seems as though they're cheap and I couldn't sleep anyways idc.

This.

Stay away from him he'll try to dox you

>Say no to Pakistani and Indian origin landlords. Never give them your money
>The young women were almost certainly Eastern European in origin (Polish, Lithuanian, Ukrainian etc.). Foreign girls are the Paki sex pest's no.1 target in London due to their naivety and openess towards Pakis
A man has been jailed for 18 years after raping three women he rented out his spare room to.
Mamun Rashid, 30, of Tower Hamlets, was found guilty of five counts of rape at Wood Green Crown Court on Friday.
The court heard how he used SpareRoom, a house-share website, to advertise his spare bedroom - specifying tenants should be women aged between 18 and 45.
One after another, Rashid allowed the women to move in and then demanded they have sex with him - raping them when they refused.
The first victim, a 19-year-old woman, arranged to meet Rashid in May 2017. He raped her after she moved in the following day.
He threatened to kill her if she tried to escape or call the police. She eventually managed to flee and immediately reported the incident to police.
Two more victims came forward in August and October, a 29-year-old woman and a 22-year-old woman respectively, claiming Rashid also sexually assaulted them.
standard.co.uk/news/crime/man-demanded-sex-from-women-in-exchange-for-his-spare-room-then-raped-them-when-they-turned-him-down-a3826121.html?amp

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>3 years
8 years
>just america
half the world, just didn’t need residency for those.
>still crying
I’m really enjoying laughing at you user, as is at least one other.
>all because I called you a poof
nah, because you’re so pathetic you thought a perfectly achievable life was a LARP. Because you’re a bitter kid in a council house.
>thinks he can dox me
go ahead and try kiddo, I’ll wait while you continue to rage out of jealously.

It's a shame we don't have any forests to go off the grid in. There was a forest quite nearby that I was looking at to build a wooden cabin with some scrap wood and by felling or using already fallen trees. The issue is that there are some dirt paths that go through it and I'm not sure that it is isolated enough to not have my cabin discovered. I can't use the New Forest because there are just too many paths and tourists, there is hardly any woodland in there that isn't girded out with walking paths. Ted Kaczynski would have got rekt in the UK.

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UKmeds is a rip off for painkillers, but there's some reasonably priced z-drug/benzos on there. I think we've spoken before on this, it's definitely legitimate? Are there any phone calls involved? I'm beyond shit at that but I can bullshit their questionnaire until the sun burns out.

I got my doctor to prescribe melatonin 2mg for cannabis withdrawal. Made getting off the stuff easy as fuck desu, just take a load and sleep for a few days.

Any u lads live next door to immigrants?

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NAH THAT'S ALL CONJECTURE THOUGH AGAIN. YOU'RE JUST BASICALLY REPEATING "HAHA U MUST BE POOR BECAUSE U DON'T SAY "ASS" AND POST PICTURES OF YOUR FOOD"

YOU WENT TO AMERICA FOR A YEAR AND NOW RECKON YOUR CULTURED, LMAO.

whatever helps you cope as you stand in line at the dole office.

bye bye kiddo

FREE MARKET

CYA LATER DOUCHE BAG

oi you got loicence to post that

how much was you smoking to get withdrawal from weed? you sure it wasn't spice

U lads ever walk by a school and go phwoaaaaar!

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kys "cam" your fake profile is obvious

Next door neigbours are both english
two doors is a family of spics
behind is a family of spics
4 doors down is some wogs
in the other direction there is a family of poles and family of chinks

"nice part of london" lmao

>being honest
There's nothing wrong with that.

I went around 2.5 years of daily usage and those odd days you didn't smoke, the result would be all mental.

But I don't deny what he felt was akin to withdrawal. People deny cannabis 'withdrawal' and maybe that is the wrong word for it, but there's definitely noticeable mental effects of quitting, i.e., boredom, cravings and insomnia most often.

Plus it goes good with every drug I can think of.

YOU'RE REPLYING TO WRONG PERSON FAGGOT. I DON'T TRIPFAG OR TRY CONTACT PEOPLE OFF Jow Forums BECAUSE I'M NOT A SHILL TRYING TO DOX NEETS LMAO

why are you obsessed with me?
it's like stalking desu

Nothing to do with me I would never speak to you offsite and I loathe to even communicate with you here.

you "too"
why do you obsess about me?

an eighth a day or more. I could clear an ounce of skunk in a couple of days. A morons habit formed over 2 years of self neglect.

I ended up not being able to sleep without it, something to do with my body not being able to relax and produce melatonin naturally, unless high. At the time just cutting down would give me insomnia, so I got the prescription and came off it over the next few days.

seriously
why do you do that?

I JUST RECOGNISE THE STYLISTIC ELEMENTS OF YOUR POSTS AND KNOW THAT YOU'RE A FAGGOT WHO USED TO POST WITH A FAGGOT FLAG AND DEFEND MENTALLY ILL GAY PEOPLE (AKA GAY PEOPLE)

HOW ABOUT YOU FUCK OFF BACK TO LGBT AND DIE IN A HOLE

Loopholes in the law. You can order 750mg (x3 boxes) codeine for £4 on Weldricks.co.uk, and DHC. The UK in one way has very tough drug enforcement, and in others its completely lax.

My cousin used to take shrooms (like 10 years ago) and he still has relapses to this day. I've dabbled and enjoyed it but never went or ever do go to great excess with them.

fucking weird mate
you're a weirdo
stalking some tranny with your hate boner showing
gtfo desu

Fuck off weirdo you are talking to the wrong guy.

Bye.

Mad for the caffeine and pussy I am lads
Simple as
Best drugs on the market and free too if youre fit like me

stalkers desu
weirdos

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>complain about tripfags
>point them when stop tripping

mentally ill stalker anons
when is it right to dox them?

Yeah, insomnia is a bitch. Boredom too. A lot of its lifestyle too. If you're sitting inside all day dwelling on it, which I was (and am), it's a lot worse than it is being out and active where it's easier to forget about.

>No. Gays Against Sharia is headed up by the former head of the Gay Faction of the EDL and it is a joint march with For Britain's Anne Marie Waters who was kicked out of UKIP for being too extremist. They are using a supposed protest of Sharia Law to create hate and division.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

PEOPLE STILL THINK THIS COUNTRY CAN BE SAVED

I wonder if all of you guys sound like super suave and sophisticated Bond villains on vocaroo

...

Imagine flying a B-2 stealth bomber loaded with two B-83 1.2 MT thermonuclear warheads over ibiza and dropping them not on Ibiza but in the water just off it, having accounted for wind conditions, creating a massive plume of radioactive water and steam covering the island.

Bomb bay doors are open, you're breathing heavy, hit the button and just hearing the clunk as you pickle them off and involuntarily a little precum drips out, you wait and feel your heartbeat pounding, then bam cumming down your trouserleg as you feel the shockwave rock your aircraft.

Then you get your phone out and look at twitter and see videos "whats going on? haha" all the slags and Deanos and DJs seeing this big plume of water vapor above a fireball and you hear laughing and shirtless eggmen drinking not even paying attention and lots of "kin hell can't see out me left eye ye wot" lots of people permanently blinded some partially and still drinking. Still DJs continuing with their talentless NI Traktor Scratch set as the plume drifts towards them.

Then they all start screaming as they become skeletonized and their skin falls off and they start coughing up blood. Wanking your penis roughly as you watch the videos come in on your twitter feed of people trying to perform first aid and not knowing what they're doing. People pouring lager on radioactive burns and Deanos screaming, top banter lads saying hold still m8 dont be a mard, eggmen pouring suncream on their GFs melting face.

No, they all sound like scum

"Oim finking of shagging me mum innit?"

I sound like this
youtu.be/9zbtAxQdZcU

It's nice having money for things again.

>Bond
Sosij row viveroo

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Went to the job centre today, work search review, man, you see some curious characters at the job centre. The big weirdo single guys are something else, 1980s throwbacks, funny walks, outdated haircuts, mad clobber, something to behold.

How many of you non-pakis are NEET?

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INCELS DESERVE DEATH

Nope.

NO BUT THEY DO THOUGH

INCELS ARE PATHETIC, WORSE THAN A DEANO EVER COULD BE. A DEANO IS NOT SELF AWARE, AN INCEL PROBABLY IS...AND HE STILL DOES NOTHING BUT STAGNATE

INCELS... ERASE THEM AND WE'RE ALL BETTER FOR IT

kek

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yeh i'm like that but i can relax if i try, i used to go all mad if i couldn't get it, now i just deal with it go on a bike ride or somethin, i love weed though, i was also convinced my nail biting was due to smoking weed my nails where chewed to a nub

All this can be yours if you vote ukip

Heh I know who u are heh

Fuck man I don’t even know that

>trying to set up a poker game
>no one wants to play for money anymore
>not even real money, just £20 buy In for fun
what happened? do people only gamble online now??

*Arseblarseted

this man's music keeps me sane
youtu.be/y-G8BlRcRP0

b-but, i'm not a shill

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Give us a bell then if you know who I am

U wee so and so prepare for a doxxing u hun muslim

you're the same nonce that cried about sam hyde and extreme metal music, I can tell
you need to stop shitposting about accelerationism and actually go and do something lad, it's eating you alive

buy some woodland you poorfag

With £2000?

>do people only gamble online now??
yes

WHO? YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT 4 SEPARATE PEOPLE AS IF ITS ONE
LEAVE YOUR HOUSE

Cheeky Tenner on Boris Johnson winning the 3:15 at sandown

work harder

come off it lad
you type in caps for maximum attention

?

WRONG PERSON YOU SPAZ