Would you say the 14 words to this guy?

BASED

wtf like 40% of his body is pure gyno

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I could say whatever I wanted to that fucker. All I would have to do is jog past a chicken wing place and the chase would be over.

Oh dear, the gigga-nigga is real.

Quick, see if you can get quads to immobilise him.

I dunno, will you say "dindu nuffins" when he gets shot for assault?

Too late :(

wrestlerdeaths.com/big-daddy-v-death/

>keep at a distance
>easily outrun his fatass
hmm

The world's largest love machine

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F

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Pop 2-3 .44s into his fat ass, walk off

not so fat, fattie.

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Yep, sure would. Then he'd high five me and say Black Power. We indulge in an 88 then part ways in our glorious apartheid state because as men with brains we realise that ultimately the races cannot live close together so he goes to his side of the tracks and I go to mine.

We'd go home after a day at our reconstruction jobs and tell our children how we fought in wars that started with memes on the internet and finished with nuclear exchanges and weaponry that cracked continents. While our wive cook dinner our children will sit in a circle around us listening to how the countries broke away from Globalism and formed alliances to protect one another and trade with one another yet keep our ourselves separate and unique. They'll listen with their eyes wide about about how we drove tanks through surburbia and ran through the sides of buildings in power armour fighting the communists who were attempting form a hivemind, forcing the singularity and wrestling control of the internet and infrastructure from free thinking people, about how we bulldozed the bodies of the radical leftists and islamists who would subjugate us and their corporate masters into canyons and how the oceans turned red and the tides frothed with blood. They'll look sad when we pause for a moment, quiet as they realise we're picturing the faces of those who fought beside us but didn't make it to the end of the 7 year war.

We'd then sit with our wives and children in the back garden and read and play while a perfect sunset colours the sky and the shattered moon floats in the distance.

Isn't Mable dead?

The singularity is a good thing you dumb nigger. The lord is sleeping so we have to make him anew

I'm pretty sure I can outrun him

I don't talk to dead people

How is rich the narrowest guy there?

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Yeah keep believing what (((Kurzweil))) told you

can’t we just let the cardiac arrhythmia take care of him instead?

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

Are those tattoos a representation of the ever expanding Universe?

how long does it take him to get up when he falls?

you could crab walk backwards away from him and he'd pass out before catching you

SPIRAL STAIRCASE

Why not?

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>the wide arm stance
>the waddle
>cant fit through door
>5% flexibility & mobility

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>not including the ultimate lat monster genova
youtube.com/watch?v=rj7N9689NFY

*block his path*

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Wow this puts a new spin on the Mabel/dipper shipping fans

>argentina tattoo

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just don't let him catch you resting

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How in the world does a human being let himself go to this extent?

Oh no, not lard ass Mabel!!

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To scale too.

Not a single one of them is 6ft

threaten him with a child

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talk shit, get hit

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yes, because he's dead

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literally who?

That isn't a funny joke, sweaty, -50 down votes for bigotry

Heil Hitler Nigger

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Another gifted athlete in great shape killed by Vince Mcmahon's roids, he will rot in hell!