Time to get a cat
Taxoplasmosisfags BTFO
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cats are the pit bulls of the cat world
Cat power
This has been known forever. Hence the reason for the crazy cat lady you stupid fuck.
It also makes you more likely to get schizophrenia and crash your car
Studying business and starting up a business are two very different things. I know tons of people who took business and aren't anywhere close to be entrepreneurs.
Wasn't there an user that did a lot of research and said Toxoplasma can make you gay?
Based!
Has Alex Jones come out with a Pill that combats the Jew NWO Scourge of Toxoplasma Ghandi ??
Very interesting. This might explain the stereotype of male cat owners being effeminate.
t. gondii
So basically space worms?
Good thing I've had cats since the day I was born
kek
Taking more risk ensure higher chances of ending as cat food.
Fuck you, your shit post and your cat.
I promise to kill the next cat extra slowly, just for you.
Literally feminist with degree bussiness.
Taxoplasmosis still begin dangerous to humans,
Fun fact, toxoplasmosis significantly lowers your risk of developing multiple sclerosis. Also, if you already have multiple sclerosis, becoming infected by toxoplasmosis inhibits the progression of the multiple sclerosis and lessens the symptoms.
I have 4 cats and I think homosexuality is disgusting.
Nice try, dogfag.
The left out the part about cat shit parasites giving mentally illness. The crazy cat lady stereotype exists for a reason.
They
or 17
Probably because toxoplasmosis terminates pregnancies leaving people to do what they want.
house cats don't have toxoplasma because they're fucking house cats and don't go outside
and even if your cat isn't a house cat, they can't spread toxoplasma through their fur, saliva, or paws and if you're dumb enough to touch cat urine without gloves, you're most likely already a stupid faggot
Crazy cat ladies were crazy before they took the first cat in. It's about old unmarried childless women.
>subhuman doing subhuman things
Oh geez somebody grab a camera.
btw I've backtraced your IP and you're in for a world of hurt
Wtf, I love cats now
Not necessarily, the pretender to the King of France's eldest son was mentally handicapped by toxoplasmosis.
His daughter was too.
What the fuck?
Did they mainline cat piss or something?
Their mother was infected during both pregnancies.
Why would he do that when the Jews own him? Dumbfuck.
ALL
CATFAGS
WILL
BE
GASSED
SOON...
You realize you can skip and just eat a raw bird, right?
>tfw got an Egyptian Mau kitten recently
Absolute qt. Fastest domesticated breed capable of running up to 40km/h. Incredibly intelligent, affectionate and hilarious. Highly recommend this breed to anybody.
Holy shit !!! I dont know if this is true, but if it is it is freaking amazing!!! I recently read about Germ free rats who were given Autistic gut cultures and they showed symptoms of Autism.When the gut bacteria were eradicated the symptoms diapered. The same happened with obesity. Microorganisms influence us more than we think.
*Ship the cat.
You get it from eating raw meat. Any animal can contract it. You can contract it directly by eating a raw animal.
I got a new cat. Digits names her.
lily
Wtf I love eating cat shit now
>off by 1
Nikkerslachter
Pussy is always good for you!!!!
Toxo
Sooo freakn cute!!!
Is that what's in the pic? Looks like a great kitty.
fag-gay
reroll
LMFAO
Shesfine
Bruce
>cats spread a parasite to make their human more productive so that the human can afford to give them more resources and so the cat can have more children that reproduce
Based.
you're mums a great kitty
Cats master race confirmed!
Start a business
>Implying women in the workforce is a good thing.
Taking risks
>STD’s for sure
Study at university
>More Jewish brainwashing... great!
It makes me more likely to crash? I must be a strong enough strain of human - a cultivar of man because I deliver food and own a shelter cat. Quick someone clone and market me as cat & driving resistant
t.city söyböy
>be me
>live in rural area
>rats everywhere
>get 3 cats
>no rats anymore
>inb4 go for the ratposon jew
Priuapus
A cat is a poor substitute for a father. I could beat every last ONE of you cat owners in a fight. I could disrespect your mother in front of you and you'd just sit there. I could smash up your gaming computer. And you would just take it.
Because women don't raise strong men. And you cat owning pussies can't fight.
Fight me.
Augustus
guess what cats shit and piss in litter boxes, tramp around in them, and then walk all over your kitchen countertops
Get a terrier.
wew
wow they will literally spin an abject parasite as a good thing
Nay, I believe the name Priapus was the winne, sir.
Cats get shit and piss all over ther paws when they use the litterbox, and then walk all over your kitchen counters.
>letting your cat on the counter
Ever heard of discipline faggot?
Priapus, God of fertility, it is.
Did the study also examine how much more likely you are to have a vagina, along with the cat?
Lol we have a winner. If your cat is erect for more than 4 hours call your doctor.
If Jews managed to get people to support abortion, they too could get people to start eating cat shit.
Bitch
Truly a Patrician name, sir!
based god of giant inflamed cock
Kittay
Shit
I literally throw my roommates cat out of my bedroom when he gets in. I just grab a handful of fur and away he goes.
I also push him off tables and counters because fuck cats
subhuman
Yeah
"""""Research""""".
Wow you're cool
You must be of african ancestry then.
are you a neet
how do you keep a cat out of the kitchen when you're not there
Dagny (Taggart)
>getting brain damage makes you a capitalist
Ive had 4 cats and have a masters in finance and own two businesses now, I concur.
t. Someone counting shekels while others work to make them
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sally
> toxo infects the fetus of pregnant mothers, making the baby more likely to be male
who ever wrote that shit was a retard and failed basic biology. holy shit are there some bone heads around here.
It's true
>being this late
How do you think I stay so CHAD, op?
>Has Alex Jones
We're not talking about toxofagmostest, from which you clearly suffer.
>having enough testosterone and not being a pussy makes you independent
Woah. Really makes you thonk
okay this is epic
>a number is similar to another number (said number being a random approximation)
>they must be the same
Brainlets, I fucking swear...
If 50% of women (and the population, broadly) have toxo (as it is in France, for example) and there's a 72% probability of them having boys, the gender ratio at birth would be between 1.2 and 1.3 to 1, which isn't the case. It's 1.02-1.05 to 1 literally everywhere in the world, irrelevant of toxo infection levels.
I have a cat and I do this to her too. She used to constantly fuck up my dirt piles when I'd sweep, so I whacked her with a broom, and now she doesn't do it. If she's on something she's not supposed to be, she gets tossed. Etc. I'd get a dog but I'm stuck in a condo at the moment and that's no life for a dog.
I love my cat though. She's pretty clever, she knows what button turns on the TV and how doorknobs work but she doesn't have the oomph to accomplish either.
Pic related, my cat.
Well fuck you too Jow Forums here's cat
Nah, I've had cats all my life though and literally not a single one has ever jumped on the bench.