BREAKING NEWS: Water has been found on Mars. Again

We need to keep a tally as to how many times they announce water on Mars. Find out each and every instance they announced the same damned thing, with sources, and make a new meme out of it.

Sounds good brother, it would certainly catch the attention of those that forget how many times they have seen the same news articles

Do it.

If you actually bothered to care, lots of different shit is announced all the time. Except regular news sites don't give a shit.
It only seems like water is the only thing they announce because that's what the pleb low IQ masses get excited about.

Don't rely on the media to tell you everything.

But it redpills about the bullshit regurgitated by the news media.

Finding water on Mars is now officially a meme

mars is a desert shithole

Instead of going to mars we should colonise the sahara and mid australia

But wouldn't that make us illegal aliens?

I remember when I was in high school, I'd read books by Sagan and Hawking, and I would just be astounded by the facts about space, the size of objects, the scale of the universe, distant worlds that are incomprehensibly lonely. It was practically a spiritual experience. But now it's like idgaf. space is boring

we would not be giving up our ways to live on martians way of life
A good and old Colonization.

It's actually a little more significant than usual this time, since it's apparently a whole lake of constantly liquid water.
Still just a way to get more money fo' dem programs though.

Space is fake kys

SPACE IS FAKE

Blue skies on Mars???? MORE LIKE SPACE IS FAKE.

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ESA
>we found a small brine deposit on mars, pretty interesting huh?

media
>MOMENTOUS DISCOVERY LIFE ON MARS

Well I daresay we ought not be giving them so much money if they're just going to hide everything from the public. A water announcement might be nothing special itself, but it does suggest that they're looking to unroll more of what they've been trying to keep secret.

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>...did you say SUBTERRANEAN water?
Elon confirmed on it, sending spaceships tomorrow.

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Call me when we start doing satanic stuff in labs up there.

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But Democrats don't live there yet.

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God I love low IQ American interventions.
I'm gonna call them burger interventions from now on.

NASA full of shit and we all know it

How come no one ever has the original NASA photo?

Dumb niggers who have too low IQ and can't into /sci/, here's what's the catch:
They found LIQUID water. Before they only got water as ice, but LIQUID water is a big difference, since like on earth, it may have led to life on mars. They found some big lake (few km in diametre?) deep under ice.

So in near or far future people gonna send some boring machine there to dig there and take a probe.
Since it's another planet they make have microorganisms that evolved differently.
It's a big news or microbilogy and literally nothing for normal people with IQ slightly above average.

For mere mortals space is just place that is far far away filled with rocks.

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Mars had humans before the Jews ruined the planet and came to Earth

BREAKING: SOMEONE IS FILLED WITH SHIT

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I still can't tell, if you are only pretending to be retarded.

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delet tis

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What if he is a retard, pretending to be smart, pretending to be a retard?

A 12 mile diameter 1 mile thick lake of liquid water. The best place to look for life. Although, there may be other underground lakes.

repent

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But the people in the Southern hemisphere cannot see the Big Dipper or Polaris. Furthermore, the Moon appears "upside down" there too.
How do you reconcile that?

>It’s another round of NASA budget justification

I think NASA needs another budget cut

>the Moon appears "upside down" there too.
WAIT WUT
ARE YOU SHITTING ME OR DID I MANAGE TO NOT NOTICE THE MOON WAS UPSIDE DOWN

We've known this. There is iceo n the poles, there is evidence of old rivers/lakes on the surface near the poles, and there has been evidence that if the ice is as thick as it appears to be then it is thick enough for liquid water under multiple kilometers of solid ice

kinda makes sense to test them in a similar environment

Yeah. From the Southern hemisphere the Moon appears "upside down" to people from the North.
It sounds weird but makes perfect sense if we're living on a sphere.

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Yeah I guess they are basically standing upside down. I'm going to point that out next time I'm traveling and see if it blow any minds or whether I'm just a dunce who didn't notice the fuckin' moon was upside down.

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That doesn't explain what I just described. On a flat Earth how are the constellations different in the South?
And how can you fly from Argentina to NZ? Are planes magic too?

Did this nigger forget that the earth tilted?

SO WE'VE GOT WATER ON MARS

BUT STILL NO CLEAN WATER IN FLINT???

NASA BE HOARDIN ALL DAT WATER ON MARS WHILE DEY AIN LET NO BLACK MAN IN SPACE

there's plenty of info out there, go research it yourself
I'm just posting what is already known

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>there's plenty of info out there, go research it yourself
>JUST LOOK INTO IT BRO

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>Still believing that planets are more just wandering stars that are no more than mere lights in the sky
Spherecucks are absolutely pathetic. Have fun falling for (((NASA))) boyos.

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Unironically a better argument than most others though. Your best bet for spoonfeeding a child bitter medicine is to convince him to take it himself

I just dont care what you believe
I come here to shitpost not teach
no hard feelings I guess
its just that, this isn't news

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Water on mars, sun hits mars, there is 100% life in mars. Let it be bacteria only.
That would proof we are not alone and the chance that other humanoids life somewhere in the universe would be nearly 100% too.

They will never proof it. It's like the chirch and the heliocentric world view.
Imagine what would happen.
Humans want to go interstellar but can't because capitalism wants war instead of beeing an interplanetary specie's.

Also if there are allready intelligences near earth they would want to negotiate with one government. A government of Terra and not some bullshitting countries threatening to nuke each other.

Humans are not worth beeing interstellar yet that's why life on mars proof will never be published even if it's deterministic proved allready, that there must be life.

nigger tier logic, pls die

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Didn't the Mars rover find one of these guys on Mars?

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No, it's only an indication that science reporters are STEM dropouts.

That might be an overstatement. Most of the ones I've dealt with are more like typical socialite journalists who happen to have enough of a nerdy interest in something to pick up a bunch of buzzwords and going ideas in the course of getting to talk to all these mucky mucks and eccentrics.

>It's a big news or microbilogy and literally nothing for normal people with IQ slightly above average.
>For mere mortals space is just place that is far far away filled with rocks.

As one Frank was quoted on a few days ago on the subject:
>The fuck good will that do me

If it were up to brainlets we would be doomed to live on this rock until the sun exhausts it's hydrogen fuel and burns us to a crisp, as long as there are still true explorers we still have a chance of survival. We should leave the Franks behind when we seed the galaxy

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flat earthers care more about their looks than their arguments.
Sounds legit.

you are not giving them any money, american.
it's the EUROPEAN SPACE AGENCY that discovered liquid water on Mars, not nasa.

>it's the EUROPEAN SPACE AGENCY that discovered liquid water on Mars, not nasa.
you are deluded if you think that ESA and NASA doesn't cooperate heavily on these things

Technically true: all the money just gets loaned out by the Federal Reserve. No taxes I pay actually fund anything like this. But I'm speaking in a global sense. Apparently even Canada knows about the aliums and all that.

Wasn't this fucking obvious for the past decades or so? What else could the polar ice caps be made of but water? I think they want to distract us with a faked Mars mission so they keep gauging public interest with the millions of water found announcements.

And yet you've made none.

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Would it be safe to drink?

>What else could the polar ice caps be made of but water?
The Martian caps are mostly made out of CO2

This sounds like it’s going to be a scary movie in real life in a few years. They’re going to dig down and find an ancient civilization and release some curse or something like dead space.

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Nah, it's apparently extremely salty due to being liquid at -60

Does anyone know how I can buy land on Mars?

>Mainstream media is produced and dumbed down for average Joe and console peasants
No shit, Sherlock

You would definitely not want to drink it. It could be poisonous or contain dangerous pathogens that we have no natural defenses against.

It works in the opposite direction, actually. The only reason the flu can infect people year after year is that it continually adapts to infiltrate our body. We likely offer nothing worth taking that they've evolved to need, and likewise, they've likely evolved precious few methods of attacking terran DNA, unless the two came from the same location.

Earth is flat.

they do not always cooperate, norwegian cuckold.

um, no

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