How do we get this started?
The American Annexation Of Canada
Wyatt Edwards
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Nathan Cook
This should have been done decades ago. Why is a massive piece of land allowed to be governed by masochistic leafs? It wouldn't even require a war. Those Canadian cowards would surrender immediately.
Josiah King
>Hate Leafs
>want to make all leafs automatic American citizens
Oi, I don't think you thought this one through buddy.
Hudson Adams
You misspelled annihilation
Hudson Miller
>Those Canadian cowards would surrender immediately
This. My neighborhood has more firepower than the entire Canadian military.
Wyatt Price
At least those thugs wouldn't be able to slap tariffs on our maple syrup and timber. America needs to expand its lebensraum.
Dylan Bailey
We do not want Canada. Probably about 60 electoral votes, of which 50 will be for Dems. No, thank you.
Carson Hill
LOL "Canadian military"
Daily reminder that it consists entirely of two guys with a German Shepard & a flashlight
Kayden Rivera
This.
Wyatt Carter
SHOULD HAVE LET THE G*RMANS GET U CUK BOI
Adam Sullivan
Sage this faggot LARPing slide thread
Kayden Evans
Post-annexation there would be a moratorium leading to their proper inclusion as United States citizens. They get all rights and protections, but cannot vote for a certain number of years.
Camden Gutierrez
Note: They cannot vote in the capacity of national elections. They will, of course, have representation.
Chase Gray
why don't you practice annexing cuba first and get back to me
David Sanders
How about we just take alberta.
Henry Evans
We don't want Canada. Too cold, chicks too fat, plus there's that shithole that refuses to speak English. Fuck that. We've got enough of that shit here.
Adrian Bell
Brody Brown
>American
>Chicks too fat
LOL
Joseph Martin
Annex us but for GOD SAKE do not let us vote.
Xavier Ortiz
Why would we want Canada again? Legitimate question.
Asher Lee
:/ they keep selling kids here some fantasy life bullshit, so that disgusting old guys can fuck us in the ass cuz we're all confused and doped up on drugs. SAVE USS !!!!! after we find out what it really is they age and kill US! UUUGH
IM SO HAPPY LOOK AT ME I LOVE LIFE HEHEH FUCK ME DADDY :D
SAVE ME SAVE ME SAVE ME!
Caleb Hughes
soon..............
Anthony Roberts
SOMETIMES I THINK IM A SECRET AGENT, SOMETIMES I THINK IM A DEMON or an ANGEL. BUT IT ALWAYS ENDS IN SOMETHING LEWD WITH AN OLDER MAN! UUUUUUUUGHH
Jordan Wood
leafs dont deserve american citizenship
Alexander Myers
I MEAN I LOVE IT FUCK ME DADDY!! PLZ
Dylan Moore
More claim to Arctic resources. Vast amounts of resources.
Evan Collins
all morbid humor aside. I just want to live and be cute and draw cute shit!
Michael Green
BUT I CANT CUZ THERE ARE DADDIES TO PLEASE!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVEE
Austin Cox
THEY NEED ME SO THEY FEEL MOTIVATED TO WORK YOU KNOW!?
Jacob Bell
I SWEAR NOTHING IS HAPPENING!! PLEASE DONT MAKE ME HURT MYSELF AGAIN!!
Ayden Russell
Do it, faggots. Canada is a rightful American clay.
And remember, if their cuckd sjw faggot for prime minister wasn’t bad enough, the next PM will be a turban wearing street shitter.
Jacob Murphy
I actually support this - get rid of Trudeau and our families of politicans protecting the rich - finally have a constitution, lower taxes, be eligible for federal gib funding, ability to move freely to any state I want
Annex us? How can I help?
Christian Taylor
YEAH ANNEXEM
Jordan Jackson
I MEAN IM A PEDOPHILE LEL, AND IM CRAZY YEAAH THATS WHAT IT WAS RIIIGH!!!
HAHAH PUNISH ME DADDY IM A PEDOPHILE!
Robert Jackson
NOW IM A CONSTRUCTION WORKER, BUT IM HAVING SEX WITH A PSYOP DISINFORMATION AGENT SO HE KEEPS UP THE GOOD WORK!
Matthew Long
Easy m8 take our Jews. Ill lock the bridge behind them.
Dylan Myers
WHO THE FUCK IS ARTOUR SABOULOUA
Jason Williams
Make them permanent residents so they can’t vote
Gavin Jenkins
Naw murder everything except the kids and the "kids"
IM NOT EVEN FUCKING KIDDING SAVE US
Connor Powell
Maritimes too.
Gavin Thomas
just make sure you wash your hands after jerking off your boyfriend or his man juices will ruin the grip of your m17
Ethan Collins
US citizens can freely enter Canada without visas. Provide a big bonus to military families (who tend to be patriotic) expecting children on the condition they take a vacation to Canada and have their children there. The children become Canadian citizens. When they get older, allow them to work in Canada tax-free or something to establish residency, then groom /ouguy/ candidates for office and let the leafs be outvoted in their own country.
>and do this before Mexico steals our country this way
Ian Russell
>my neighborhood
Guns are legal in Canada
Grayson Rivera
Start by glassing Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal and Vancouver. Do not absorb the mongrel-cities. Leave P.E.I and Newfoundland alone, they're pretty cool. Brutal subjegation for the rest.
Caleb Garcia
When canadians think they're killing a pedophile they're actually killing an old used up motivation hooker for some nasty old men. KILL THESE FUCKING NIGGERS
Liam Anderson
Stop, you degenerate leaf
Michael Perry
Kek
Lincoln Turner
>america annexes canada
>america gains 30 million literal faggots
Parker Powell
TARIFFS
Jeremiah Smith
Canada is already in america
Josiah Sanders
You faggots need to market your anexation correctly. Just tell leafs some province will be allowed as an independent leaf reserve , all the cucks will flee there.
Jordan Anderson
>we wont exterminate the native people there during our "annexation"
Logan Roberts
If we keep murdering billionaire jews I’m sure Congress will get right on it.
Luke Cook
I don't want canada. Fuck Canada They can consume themselves with their hyper leftism. It's almost like USA trolls them into destroying themselves because they are obsessed with being Left of USA so they just keep digging their grave deeper and deeper and deeper. Crown Royal is shit and so is Tim Hortons.