Okay, now they’re just blatantly trolling right wingers

You literally can't contract the toxoplasmis parasite unless you eat feral cat feces. Its prevalence is completely over exaggerated.

>t. Jew.
The cats shit in a fucking box indoors retard.

its called toxoplasma

I mean if you’ve got the courage to stick your face in a pile of cat shit, there’s nothing that can scare you

if you believe in this you better believe in the femen virus

I thought that cat-shit parasite did the exact opposite of courage...?

>mfw eating cat feces is more effective than all the motivational books ever created in history of mankind

Toxoplasmosis dosent give you "courage", it just makes you completely unaware of danger or the circumstances around you. It is as lkely to make you an intrepid businessman as it is to make you walk in front of a truck because "lol i'am invincible".

Not joking, look it up.

It makes mice get aroused by cat piss and run towards it

>right wingers
who even says this, its fucking retarded

Maybe it's not Jewish nepotism that gets Jews successful, maybe it's just cat shit.

>lol i'am invincible

But this is my goal in life.

Is Toxoplasmosis forever? Or do the effects subside if you stop living around cats?

I know some kitty I would get some parasite from.

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the antidote to cat shit is dog shit.

>Is Toxoplasmosis forever?
It's literally an organism that lives by eating your brain.

Its shit contains a chemical that affects your mind

yes, all those crazy cat lady entrepreneurs

You have to remove the parasite before it gets you killed. Its a very small wormlike creature that gets into your blood-flow until it reaches the brain or another organ (but usualy the brain and starts eating it.

>yfw toxoplasmosis is the luciferian mind control bug

this seems like a hidden disclosure . looks like toxo was weaponized

Holy shit. I actually had a successful small business once, and I only know realize it was when I had two cats living with me. The business went belly up, but it was only after both my cats died as a result of house fire.

It all makes sense now.

I’m just saying you really think Trump got where he is because he’s “smart”? Bowl of cat shit every morning with breakfast my man.

A good amount of people already have it in them. It usually wont do anything to you unless you have AIDS (look it up).

I unironically made a start up when I lived with my roommate who had two cats. It ended up being a terrible failure, mind control parasites in cat shit must be the cause.

I've heard most of Brazilians have that parasite.

Yea, it's pretty well known that toxoplasmosis causes neurological problems.

Toxoplasmosis effects a persons ability to differentiate between dangerous situations, altering their behavior in a way that is meant to endanger the host species life so the life cycle of the parasite which is supposed to survive in rodents then through cats can continue.

There is evidence suggesting that infected individuals will find other infected more attractive as well as some information that indicates child development both in and out of the womb can be effected if the parent is infected.

>Demonic possession founded in the fires of hell may give people the courage to become who they really are humans reported

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>Eat cat feces goy, its good for you!

The absolute state of the media

eat cat shit to raise your power level

A cat shit a day keeps the doctor away. Well, until you lose your mind, then you need some doctor I suppose.

Kinda sucks that this is true and there isn't a goddamn thing I can do about it. My family has always had cats around. Mom probably passed it to me during her pregnancy. So it's not like there's a reason I shouldn't have a cat now. Already infected right? Funny thing is that I am right-wing. Go figure. I don't think there's a correlation between what animal you like and your political stances.

Sounds like something from wh40k.

I've had cats all my life yet I'm cripplingly risk adverse

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>I don't think

But you can't think if you have the parasite in your brain. Checkmate, cat shit eater.

toxoplasmosis.
it deadens your perception of fear.

How fast does it degenerate your brain when untreated? Is it true that most Brazilians have it?

Truth about this epidemic

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Forever. From what I read on the subject only a massive and prolonged (and very harmful) dose of antibiotics can be assumed to stop it in its track. There's barely any research on the subject, nobody offers or recommend a treatmen to get rid of it, but it could happen as part of another treatment which requires choking on antibiotics. I fucking love cats but this toxo shit makes me poop my pants.

Are you f****** kidding a parasite from cat s*** would be more merciful than what they did in MK Ultra.

Question is, how do you know for sure if you have it and what do to cure it?

A huge amount of people who die in motorcycle accidents have toxoplasmosis also

>grab it by the pussy???
>???
>profit???

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23225875

You have a 50/50 chance of having it right now user (about 50% of the worlds population has it)

>The business went belly up, but it was only after both my cats died as a result of house fire.
That's a misleading conclusion. There's nothing temporary about this. You still have those cat parasites even after your kitty bros burned to kitty ashes. If anything you have more now than ever.

It's bullshit, but I believe it.

>How fast does it degenerate your brain when untreated?

Takes around 5-10 years for you to turn into a vegetable, but usualy it just caues severe brain damage or massive irrational changes in behavior.

>Is it true that most Brazilians have it?

I never looked into it, but looking at our civilizational tendencies the answer i probably yes.

I love my cat and have no desire to leave the NEET life

Have you tried eating some of his excrement by any chance? I’d start off slow and try working your way up as you build up a tolerance. First try mixing a small amount in your food. I recommend mashed potatoes or casserole. Gradually increase the amount every week. You should definitely see results.

>Toxoplasmosis is responsible for considerable morbidity and mortality in the United States. Serologic evidence of infection is more frequently seen in black and Hispanic persons, and among persons who are foreign-born, have low educational levels or socioeconomic status, or have occupations involving exposure to soil

>In the United States, studies examining data from the mid to late 2000s estimated toxoplasmosis to be the second leading cause of deaths attributable to foodborne illness (an estimated 327 deaths), the fourth leading cause of hospitalizations attributable to foodborne illness (an estimated 4,428 hospitalizations), and a leading contributor to loss of quality-adjusted life years.32,33 Toxoplasma gondii infects an estimated 1.1 million persons each year in the United States

>Although T. gondii infection appears to be lifelong, for most healthy persons infected outside of infancy it has long been believed that further clinical manifestations after acute infection are rare. However, studies have now revealed associations between T. gondii antibody seropositivity (indicating infection) and the presence of various psychiatric disorders in humans (e.g., schizophrenia,16 bipolar illness,17 suicide attempts,18 episodes of self-directed violence,19 and memory impairment in elderly persons20).

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4015566/

>very small wormlike creature

You must be retarded, my fellow countryman. Toxoplasmosis is not a multi-cellular organism. It's a fucking protozoa. Not wormlike. It's a cell.

healthline.com/health/toxoplasmosis#diagnosis

A blood test can usualy tell if you have it or not.

Cat poop coffee.

youtu.be/-L_Z9pZx4Ko

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protozoa are worms though, they teach you this in HS

*civet poop coffee

cofefe

Ok, if I hadnt been bit by a tick that forced me to be a vegetarian, I would think this story crazy, but here we are.

You are correct, i couldnt remember the proper word so just used wormlike. The point remains tho, its a small son of a bitch that eats your brain and causes you to go wacki suicidal.

>massive irrational changes in behavior.
are cat ladies getting crazy because of cats or they're getting cats because they're crazy?

>Protozoa (also protozoan, plural protozoans) is an informal term for single-celled eukaryotes,
i dunno man

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how do i give myself toxoplasmosis? im tired of chronic fear and anxiety

Did you get that one disease that makes you violently allergic to meat? Like how’s that work? Is it all animals, or could you theoretically still eat like crickets or something?

lick a cats ass

>Takes around 5-10 years for you to turn into a vegetable,
but not every case, right? If 1/3 of world population have it, there would be lot of incredibly stupid people running around. Wait...

I mean, it has to defeat blood/brain barrier first, which is unlikely? But I'm not a medfag, so if someone could clarify, would be nice.

probably more like 100% considering I have my furry little buddy curled up next to me on the couch. But like I said before, I've been around cats my entire life. So was my mother. Nothing I can really do. Pretty sure I am infected. I'm only 5'8", but I have been told I'm handsome. I do take risks. However, I'm acutely aware of risks around me, I just choose to proceed anyways. After all, nothing ventured nothing gained. As far as making mothers have male babies, well I have three brothers and no sisters. Nobody is gay though. All strictly straight.

Bottom line is, idk user. More than likely I'm infected. But is it really doing me any harm? Gotta face the fact that if society doesn't collapse, all we have to do is live long enough and make enough money to pay for biological/technological immortality when it comes to fruition in the near future.

both, google some of the research on toxoplasmosis and what it does to behavior, it will make you understand the "crazy ct lady" thing. It blew my mind when i looked into this stuff.

It doesn't turn you into a vegatable at all. Though you have a higher risk of schizophrenia, self harming, and memory impairment

Ate a big bowl of cat shit after reading this. Yummy

No one can clarify, because basically everyone has it. Any answer you get is tainted by the mind control parasite, including this one.

Welcome to the Matrix.

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>owned multiple cats my whole life

I have it, don't I?

clockwise from top left:
worm, bug, bug. bug, worm, worm

If you have to ask...

> oh look they found out cat shit makes you gay
> ((we))) will now say cat shit makes people entrepeneurs
suddenly every news outlet reports on this, now anyone who proposes gay theory is counter argued with this

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Checked. 2 Chainz predicted this.

You can't get rid of it, it literally lives inside your head forever

>oh look they found out cat shit makes you gay
>believing Jow Forums memes

fug... But I'm asking questions here. If I had it, it would stop me from asking!

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I wanted to write a book on this and ancient Vikings.

>rubbing tentacles

we've got ourselves some microjews here

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It's toxoplasmosis, and if you really care about your pet, you take it to the fucking vet when it's belly is swollen and it's clearly in pain.
These cat thots probably leave their poor unfortunate animals in filthy conditions where they track diseased cat diarrhea all over the apartment.
AND YES. YES I AM SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE. . .I don't even like cats, but I had a job once where I had to fix apartments with electrical faults, almost always when the owner was working, and god damn. . .every cat I met was just miserable, one little tabby still haunts my dreams, Apartment was pure trash, I had to feed her and find water, sat beside me while I was working, just purring, fucking begged me in cat talk not to leave her. Took every inch of self control not to scoop her up and take her home with me. Fuck "cat" ladies.

Jews are probably playing a prank on goyim right now
>let's see if we can make people to eat cat shit!. Wouldn't that be hilarious

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC117239/

>The subjects with latent toxoplasmosis have significantly increased risk of traffic accidents than the non-infected subjects. Because of its high prevalence and therefore extremely high attributable mortality, latent toxoplasmosis, the mildest form of T. gondii infection, might in fact represent a serious and highly underestimated economic and public health problem.

lmao wtf

Is that why I am become NEET. Is the gubment the new feline companion?

>Question is, how do you know for sure if you have it?

On a scale from 0-10, how much do you like aneta sarkeesian?

The answer is your level of infection.

Jew-ardia

Imagine a future where we have government-issued genetically modified catgirls AND they have an altered version of toxoplasmosis which grants courage and less risk anxiety without any associated ill effects, transferred through sexual contact. This is the endgame of the future euro-jap society: being prescribed by doctors to fuck a catgirl. This could be us in 10 years if we stop caring about shitskins and fairytale genders.

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it basically says people infected are the shit we all hate in society, pieces of shit agressive drives

now i want GENOCIDE

falling for (((cat))) propaganda