Like, do you have a license for that straw, loser?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

mean while, in Washington DC...

>Britain bans knives
>USA bans straws
This war on food has to end.

The whole joke revolves on Buttbongistan actually issuing licenses for these things. California does not have this history, and does not license straws. Loicensepost for muttpost, redcoat; turnabout is fair play "innit?"

>be American
>get shot
>tip ambulance drivers on way to hospital
>doctor has to feed you through a straw
>doctor gets shot

People are fine with literally killing children in the womb, meanwhile they are banning straws, wtf is wrong with America

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Both are hurting the environment. Humans are overpopulated. I see nothing wrong with controlling the human population and plastic straws.

>choking on food at a restaurant
>heimlich isn't working
>emergency tracheotomy is performed
>person uses a straw to help me breathe
>pull out my gun and shoot that person

fucking California, man... something in the water there

>spread aids with straw
>get jailed for the staw, not for spreading aids

Unironically support this.
The less plastic garbage the better.

You know, social welfare can also include child-rearing and building support systems for families. I know that the US prefers more pain and suffering though b/c "benevolent slavery and genocide" is preferable to letting the population be free.

"If the people really cared about their fellow man, they would control their appetites (greed, procreation, etc.) so that they would not have to operate on a credit or welfare social system which steals from the worker to satisfy the bum"
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this
It turns into micro particles in soil too. Then it's in every food source and then it's not just GAY FROGS.

>Humans are overpopulated
The whole world could live on one acre each in Australia and it wouldnt be completely full. Fuck off Bill Gates

I'd rather have libshits spending their time on this than anything else they've been doing

What's funny is, that this law is actually racist. Anyone in the food service business will tell you that blacks won't drink anything straight from a glass and demand a straw for even iced tea (huge southern faux pas).

>The less plastic garbage the better.
Why?

you know, if you taught your niggers and spics to use trashcans and not dump everything on the ground, you wouldn't have to worry about litter and therefore the impact of trash on the environment, california. also, a good percentage of things you try to recycle aren't recycled. it's all a fucking scam. recycling programs are very expensive

why?
do their lips not fit around the side of the cup?

If I go to Cali I'm gonna buy large boxes of plastic straws and dump them all over the highways

Touche nigger

Ok checky bugger wherez that meme arrow loicense

>UK: We jailed someone for revealing migrant sex crimes
>Cali: Hold my beer

Oh good. We can sleep safe now.

>you know, if you taught your niggers and spics to use trashcans and not dump everything on the ground
That's probably it. California does absolutely nothing to teach people to respect community areas.

>This is what Americans actually believe
What is a desert?

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WTF I love my state nao.

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>I see nothing wrong with controlling the human population and plastic straws.
Calm down, Hitler

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Too much plastic in the water hopefully this helps them.

>you can flood the city with third world trash and use the streets as public latrines
>but by god you better bin that curly twirly slippy sippy

whoa whoa whoa, are you suggesting we act like fascists and prevent these poor impoverished third world people from partaking in their beautiful culture of spreading garbage everywhere? uh, i don't think so.

Does using a straw change the taste of ice tea or something?

>gives you AIDS
Okay, no problem here.
>gives you plastic straw
IN THE FUCKING CAGE, DIRTBAG!

California is as lost as Bongistan or Sweden.

>love plastic estogens
>suck it down goyim
Oy vey Americans

>It's over, Jordan.

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seriously. can we please wall off california too?

>The aboslute state of California
Why is there a ban on plastic straws in the first place anyway?

>Shitting on the street while shooting up = legal
>Drinking a coke with a straw = illegal

That state needs a tsunami

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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because a straw got stuck in a single sea turtles nose eventually killing it. and really, it probably got in the ocean due to some spic eating his fast food while fishing on a pier somewhere

plastic straws are illegal unless you are sucking out an unborn baby's brains

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theyre banned in vancouver and other parts of canada too. its the stupidest fucing meme ban.
starbucks stopped using straws and just made bigger plastic lids for slurping. i fucking hate liberals

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Only in Cali can you shoot up heroin in public and nobody cares, but if you drink with a straw you get jailed.

but dont you wonder the motivation behind it?
clearly the givernment doesnt give a fuck aobut saving the world from straws.

did some mega jew piss off another mega jew and have all his plastic business neutered for this?
whats going on here?

That is a great luxury Commiefornians won't have. I'm gonna laugh at their failed state.

You actually think it's got to do with space? You do realise we live on a finite planet with resource constraints? Uhh hello peak oil, peak phosphorous, we have way past carrying capacity.

So it’s illegal to use a straw in California, but Mexicans can just walk over the border at will.

My God the left is insane.

how'd you break that screen mongo?

>drink a soda
>let the acid and sugar get all over your teeth instead of using a straw

Jesus Christ

bluepilled retard, humans are only 800million of the worlds population. We should be more worried about the overpopulation of the shitskin beast species

also they can ban straws in commiefornia all they want but its not going to stop the fact that china and india dont give a single fuck about enviro regulations an they consist of 4 BILLION people combined, and they do almost all of the worlds plastic manufactuing.
This law doesnt help shit for the planet.

Playing too much Angry Birds. And I also dropped it multiple times and once put it in my pocket.

>1 turtle dies
>No more straws
This really is a strange world, isn't it?

pretty sure “jail time” is also approved for possession of marijuana but i can personally attest that i’ve walked free from officers on multiple occasions in that situation. fake news MSM reporters literally deserve the guillotine

yawn.... the 4 horsemen will come for all, when it gets hotter even you cananda wont be able to grow food when the habitable zones move towards the poles and all you have is boggy permafrost and rocky outcrops

india will run out of water, china is far gone, anyone live in and around the equator will have to relocate or die

Nope. You conservatives have already accepted, supported, and normalized jail time for ownership of various plants, peaceful residence in this country without a stamp of approval from the State, and refusal to fork over 40% of your income in taxes.

You do not get to bitch about jail time for non-violent, irrational, and victimless 'crimes'. Let the socialists ban your plastic straws, AR-15s, and speech. That's pretty much what you've been doing to the rest of this country for several decades now.

This is your grave, you made it, now lie in it so long as you hold the same senile and perverted ideology of 'baseless, nonsensical aggression for me, but not for thee'.

Because I want to live in an environment that's clean and beautiful and not full of your shit.

>owning a plastic straw is exactly the same as illegal entry, narcotics and other societal cancers

>Ey Trent, da y'all see that gah over their? He look like he be a-suhkin on that straah. Ain't straahs uhncawnstitooshunal?
>I thank so sir, yeah I sure do thank so
>We should go an arrest hiym
*walks to wards American*
>HEY YOU OVER YONDER! STAP RAHT THEHR!
*draws AR15*
>PUT YUR ANKLES BEHAAND YUR BACK UN CRAWL TOWARD ME
>BUD, IMA NEED Y'ALL TA SHOW ME YUR STRAAH PERMIT.
*reaches down*
>STAHP REACHIN FOR A GUHN! AH SAID STAAAAAHP!
*unleashes AR15*
bangbangbangbangbangbang bang bang bang bang bang bangbang bang bang bang bang bang bang bangbang bangbangbangbangbangbang bang
*suspect drops to the floor lifeless*
*drops AR15 and draws Glock 19*
bangbang bang bang bangbangbang bang bang bang bang bang bang bangbang
>DEPLOYING BEANBAG ROUNDS!
>TASER TASER!
*fires and beanbags and tasers corpse repeatedly*
*doesn't move*
>DISPATCH, THE SURSPEK JUHS REACHED FUR A GUHN, HAD TO DRAP HIM
>BETTER GET SUHM CUFFS ON THIS GAH I JUS SHAWT FIFTEEN TAHMS
*maces corpse*
>THIS IS THE PRAHS A' FREEDUM Y'ALL
>SHOOR DUHS FEEL GUD TO LIVE IN THE LAIND A THE FREE DUNNIT?

The absolute state of Ameristan

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Have you binned that baby yet, Achmed?

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Owning a plastic straw is a societal cancer. Just from someone else's perspective. And now, because of the enormous power of the State that you have helped build, they're able to force that perspective on you. And so much more.

Enjoy.

AH
SAID
STAHP
REESISTIN
WITEBOI

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is there something that we can make straws with that is cheaper and arguably more harmful then plastic?

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Homeless people.

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aids needles

Shut up, meme flag. You retards let this happen.

power and control is addicitive so control freaks have to constsantly come up with new ways to micromanage and control our lives. and it keeps the people down, cause them to submit over something as stupid as straws and it makes them more submissive overall. it doesnt end until it collapses under its own weight of endless regulations and rules.

but we are overpopulated thanks to chinks, poos, and niggers you fucking retard

its the price of freedom :DDDDD