Facebook stock plummets

Facebook is being sued in illinois because they violated one of their laws. If they lose the case, they would have to pay out $1,000 to millions of people.

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After hours trading is dumb money. Bet it closes up tomorrow.

>Their VR Facebook utopia launches to an apathetic audience of mums sharing wine memes

I'm okay with this timeline.

I dont see anything happening to twitter, unless someone makes a new site thats pretty much exactly the same. Its too useful. Sounds like Facebook is about done though

hello boomers

>new social media
whatsapp, snapchat and instagram
boomers will most likely kill instagram too though in the next few years

The real question is why do other people get to do "after hours" trading, but the rural and suburban retards get fucked in the ass?

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Cause its rigged

Twitter has issues too though
I can't see them coming out unscathed

Dumbfuck they already own the next big program, Instagram, Facebook can't lose, only retards sold today.

I only keep a facebook page for keeping in touch with family members and that is it. It's where we plan family reunions and sheeeiiiit. Even a few of them are liberal shit heads but i just scroll past and don't even acknowledge the post.

>What new social media platform will take over?

Nobody wants a big, monolithic platform that is nigh mandatory to be a part of society like Facebook was at its peak. People had never experienced anything like this before, and we all got sucked into it. People are starting to learn their lesson, and the chickens are coming home to roost for this scamming Jew.

Facebook was always cretinous and sleazy. It was fun early on when you could have fun and check out chicks but then your mother and grandparents and bosses got on it and nobody wants that shit. Totally Orwellian. Good riddance Facebook.

>Nobody wants a big, monolithic platform that is nigh mandatory to be a part of society
What then?

Only a retard would own Facebook stock in the first place.

I knew they were in trouble when they recently started running ads on TV, here.

Yeah, I saw those too. My god were they cringy.

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>What new social media platform will take over?
klunx

Hilarious, if true.

Hopefully all "social" media goes away. I'm tired of retarded ass fags like 99% of the people here thinking their opinion counts for jack shit. Fucking normie scum.

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Anons, the tech industry is valued at $7 trillion in the US economy. Some of these companies like Facebook have severely overvalued stock. If tech starts to go through a market correction (it is) then the stock is going to fall. This is right before mid-terms too so not the best timing.

It's too late to sell your stock in Facebook but check these other tech companies and see where you can trim the fat

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>they would have to pay out $1,000 to millions

Shit, I should have gotten a facebook account.

Zuckerjew pissed off the wrong Jews and they ostracized his business, probably due to Zuckerstein’s defense of holohoax revisionism, he’s done and might as well be a goy himself now. Good night merchant

Open up a non pleb tier account. It’s like 10$ a month for the cheapest one that does that

I just want to see the fucker short circuit and go up in flames.

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Instagram has ramped up the advertising and that's gonna push users away.

People don't actually wanna see fucking commercials for some shitty watch or some fitness training bullshit when they're looking at dumb shit their friends post.

What their friends post isn't important enough to suffer through shitty ads. This isn't TV.

They want to share videos, pics, and text messages with their friends.

no no no.. Instagram is far far shittier than Facebook

Niggerbook

>GAVIX blog on Jow Forums

Well that is some quality right there, damn so

>Instagram is far far shittier than Facebook
I agree, it's really never been updated since it was launched. When it came out, it was one of the first to allow one button migration from facebook thus killing facebook, so they had to buy it.

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It's going to crash when the markets open and then rise slowly throughout the day. People that do after market trades get burnt 90% of the time.

I sent an email to ok.ru today asking them to make their app more English friendly. I assume this Russian owned app would have no reason to sensor people in the US.

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Should this be the facebook alternative or just go back to myspace?

>What new social media platform will take over?
Why not create one? Something like
>SocialSite.org
or
>SS.com

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Most of the people I know just upload one or two pics and never click like on anything.

they've been doing the same thing here user...lmao

Diaspora

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I hope you like newfags

Trump's America scares away Jews.

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I'm surprised anyone still uses it.
Shit's old.Been around a long fucking time.
I don't bother with social media myself,but I always assumed most people had to have moved on from Faceberg by now.

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myspace was great until timbertwig bought it and instantly fucked it

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Kim dotcom is supposed to be dropping something soon

It's already split within Instagram, Snapchat, Kik, Discord. I see very young people mostly on Discord and mid 20s on Instagram.

So this is how (((They))) start the crash?

I’m too stupid, but an app that allows you to track who is looking at your profile and how many times would be cool. Scares the shit out of me because I look at my ex’s Instagram account every single day. It’s a part of my morning routine. Sad, but true

>old people's (online) home.
yeah it's the new AOL

make myspace great again!

>tfw Justin Timberlake was right
Facebook got popular when it was 'cool'.
Letting in Boomers and all the other dregs of the world made it no longer cool. Oh, and the totalitarian censorship and datamining, that too.

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>Facebook lost over 100 billion dollars in less than 30 minutes

Life come at u fast nigga

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You have to understand how the universe works, then you'll understand how the stock market works. Or even use your own life in general. There will always be ups and downs. Things will be on top and then plummet. Air rises, air falls. Ocean currents rise, and then fall. All these dynamics create life. No company will always be on top. Every company is destined to stagnate over time cos another wave will rise.

What most people don't understand... business is heavily tied to all of the rules of nature. Once you know that you shall get a better idea how to prosper in life. If Zuckerberg is smart he will leave now while still on top. If he continues, he will drive for Uber in 10 years.

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this. The next big thing in human evolution will be anonymity. Anonymity while being everything and everyone you always wanted to be.

The Myspace guy made out like a bandit, and at the perfect time. What a boss.
>sold for 600mil
>valued at less than 10mil now or some shit
Zuck has done some smart things, like buying up other tech that will outlive Facebook. Kind of like if oil companies were smart enough to invest in new fuel sources.

Yes... Tom is still my friend on Myspace... I follow him on Instagram too and he lives a kickass life and shoots some of the most beautiful photos. He got it right.

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NIGGA U ON IT

maybe there should be an AI friends and dating website where the AI matches you with people you'd like

Steemit

or even go one step further... AI hooks you up with the most perfect woman who you would like and who likes you... even if you're an ugly nerd but somehow it all works out. Imagine the happiness this planet would experience... perfect DNA, perfect babies, perfect harmony of a future this would create.

Facebook needs to go. Every CNN and FOX News and other news organizations comments section is some of the meanest most sociopath shit you can read and it almost all comes from boomers. Today a 60 year old woman called me a shit head and wished death on me because I said I voted Trump. This isn't healthy for humanity.

did he take that pic?

yes

It's possible, honestly. If you want to break it down to this level, everyone's brain and personality are just an algorithm, and there theoretically could exist a perfect compliment to that algorithm. It feels entirely unromantic to match people up that way, but it cant' be much worse than wasting years of your life on someone who leaves you worse in the end.

Wow. Yeah, I'm legit jelly of Tom. Hats off to him.

yeah agreed and if they can't fine one they remove your rib and use it to create one for you in a lab

>Today a 60 year old woman called me a shit head and wished death on me because I said I voted Trump. This isn't healthy for humanity.
If you were able to call him a stupid nigger faggot boomer in response without getting banned, there wouldn't be a problem.

Most likely a gab-style Facebook where you’re actually free to express non Party-approved thoughts.

Instagram and twitter already have.

but not back to where it was

I learned my lesson when a old spic googled my name, found my linked in and called my job saying I was on facebook during work hours. Thankfully I am friends with the HR lady so she played the message and we laughed. He sounded really fucked up mentally.

>not working at work
Pretty nigger-tier, honestly. But if laws were passed (as they should have been decades ago) that you can't be fired from a place of work for legal speech outside of work, there would be zero repercussions to everyone speaking their mind online whenever they wanted. There would be no one to boycott, because no company could fire a warehouse worker because he said 'nigger' on twitter last week.

I have an office job. Everyone slacks off 60% of the day

>Kind of like if oil companies were smart enough to invest in new fuel sources.
Not necessary. Nothing will replace natgas in the US for at least 70 years. Even then the replacement will come from the DOD/DARPA in the form of space-based solar power.

>what social network will take over
hopefully one that doesn't fucking censor everything

let her go user. that obsession will eat at you like poison until you do something wrong. move on with your life, as she is trying to move on with hers. breakup is hard for both parties. if you dont move on, then you wont know the blessing and gratitude you get when you overcome someone and become a stronger person. next time you get the urge to look at her stuff - simply tell yourself "i dont care anymore - i wish her the best". do this enough times and you will geniunely wish her the best. and when you can do this - you have gotten over her and will stop looking at her profile. i hope this hleps

I don't get why something hasn't replaced them yet. Everyone I know says they keep facebook because of contacts. Ok, invent a platform that retains just the social aspects of facebook, posting messages and event invites and make an easy way to transfer contacts. I also think a system where every post requires you to attach a single tag such as "update, or check in or politics and gives you the option to filter tags would be nice therefore every time a retard posts fuck Trump, you could block all politics tags from your feed.

romance is when it happens by accident... :)
How can creating more calculated romances be less romantic?

Actually saw an article talking about a study where they found that the internet wasn't actually causing polarization but rather cable TV, and this was further supported by the fact that the study also found partisanship most prevalent among older voters. Besides, any internet user who has been here from the early 2000s would know things were at least marginally better before the normies (and by extension the boomers) came to the internet and social media.

Sadly true for most office jobs...

I can vouch for this. I've been "surfing the web" since the mid to late 90's. I hear shit was even better back when everything was still BBS based.

can confirm. Most office people should be fired and be replaced by kindergarten students who are literally as qualified as someone with a useless college degree.

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Zuck has been regularly selling stock in Facebook since 2015. All of the top Facebook people have like sherl sandberg.

Look it up.

cnbc.com/2018/02/26/mark-zuckerberg-has-sold-357-million-in-facebook-shares-in-february.html

twitter obviously

there's a reason Zucc has been selling 50m worth of stock almost every day for the last few months. He knew this was coming.

the only way to save himself it to open up a facebooklike Disneyland. Where friends and people meet and have real interactions and fun in real life.

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Oil companies are already doing that (and why they'd rather be called Energy companies). This at the same time that we're finding more and more reserves so they're basically making their cake and eating it too

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You joke but I can honestly see the internet going back to an anonymous format. Its what it was in its infancy and its how it was when it rose to dominate the world, only recently has it fallen to shit precisely because we gave up our anonymity.

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you have to move on user.