Recently I found out that I have all the personality traits of a serial killer. I daydream of murdering people. I have types that trigger me. One of them is those that abuse authority such as dirty corrupt cops.
Would it be wrong to join the police simply to indulge in the lifestyle, pinpoint the bad guys, and take them out systematically? Even a job in internal affairs would work as I’d have access to the case files. I could seek retribution and gain a cult following. Hopefully forcing others to follow in my foot steps. I’d essentially be the dexter version of a cop. Now keep in my I fucking hate cops in general so I’d likely be ostracized because I find everything they say and do to be triggery.
Other types: those that commit high financial crimes, church employees that abuse power, such as raping kids, and people that run non profit charities only to keep the money. A few more basic would be loud mouth feminazis, guys in golf gear that get road ragey, small town people that are rude to those just stopping by for dinner, and people that drive dump trucks or semis wrecklessly.
I’m not exactly a brutally large built man but I am 220 and can deadlight 400 on a bad day. I just look average. I am highly intelligent although I find no joy in the average topics that people study. I like to study people. And I have successfully labeled people as victims and played the crime out step by step, with great success, but never actually hurting them. Simply to hone my skills for when I’m ready.
The question is: where can I find intimate details about dirty cops without becoming one? I am full well and willing to join up simply to make history. I took an oath 17 years ago “will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic” and “will bear true faith and allegiance”. As far as I’m concerned the dirty cops are a domestic enemy destabilizing America and guilty of crimes against the people of the United States.
>I have all the personality traits of a serial killer. You are the first to go.
Gavin Rivera
don't worry kid, most teenagers think they're psychopaths. youll realize when youre older that being edgy is just a childs way of compensating for having nothing interesting about themselves. once you have developed a personality it should go away on its own.
James Hill
>trying to go vigilante on armed people Picking a fight with a cop is by far the stupidest thing you can do. Go for it, just go talk to your local police and watch the news. Good knowing you idiot.
Bentley Mitchell
Nice blog post, faggot.
Oliver Kelly
That seems logical. What happens if you’re diagnosed as an anti-social sociopath that is extremely charasmatic at 33 years old?
Ted bundy was charismatic and handsome like myself. He just preferred killing women which I do not like that at all.
Jonathan Cruz
How is it the stupidest if I’m armed as well and I earn their trust first? Enough so that they’ll let their guard down just long enough for me to strike.
Logan Baker
Do everyone a favor and kill yourself
Chase Gonzalez
But also, to slightly address your retarded edgy fantasy: Lol @ you thinking dirty cops are the problem plaguing America while young black male gang bangers commit half the murders in this country.
Dominic Howard
"sociopath" isnt in the dsmv so i really doubt you were diagnosed with it.
trust me you are not charismatic in the slightest.
Blake Roberts
I never said I’d stop the ones killing niggers, faggot.
Im talking about the guys that harass white people. Get a fucking clue, Burger King trash.
Nathan Edwards
Brother, listen. If I wanted to charm you I’d roll up on your mother and ping pong her asshole out a few times and wait to be introduced as your new father.
David Phillips
Yeah that was totally charming and not a kindergarten level insult. You really come off as a cunning psycho oh whom we should all be dreadfully afraid.
Brayden Turner
Cop detected.
Zachary Gray
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?
Aiden Long
Holy shit. Was just about to post that. It's fuckin obvious
Austin Collins
you never know until you have a go OP
Ian Sullivan
Die you cocksuckin faggot pig
Carter Bailey
oH YEAH WELL I FUKKED UR MOM LOL FAGORT!!!!!!
get back to us when youve actually killed someone and not just thought about it like every human being that has ever existed
Jonathan Harris
Yes goy, the police are where the responsibility lies. Do not look behind the curtain.
Joseph Morgan
Lmao. What did you get in your phone to agree with your own post. You type like a fucking clown and can't properly spell. You aren't charismatic, you aren't intelligent, and you're not a sociopath. Take your idiotic musings to /b/. Sage.
Michael Wright
The fuck are you on about?
Stupid nigger
Blake Wright
you forgot to turn off your proxy
Aiden Cruz
This is the cringiest thing I have seen all day. I'm sure you won't even try it but if you do you will be caught and spend the rest of your life being bubbas meat sock in the pen. Seriously OP I hope you kill yourself immediately
Jace Hill
You're a paranoid cop to boot lol
Matthew Taylor
Wipe that Joker makeup off and go to bed you little faggot.
Jaxson Gutierrez
/thread
Ian Stewart
yeah im totally a cop and my specialty is to catch kids who are larping as badasses on message boards. i hope youre not really 33 or you are incredibly mentally stunted.
>I have "serial killer" traits >I want to kill bad apples >I have no definition of bad, just some subjective standard where small town people being rude and abusive cop child rapists are both possible targets
How about you off yourself, or I could help?
Nathan Martin
Reddit spacing false flag imminent
Jonathan Watson
You think I'm OP. Which means you fucking suck at your job
Daniel Collins
yes i am literally a cop and im being paid to call you a homosexual on the internet
Evan Collins
No it doesn't. Really simple: Does someone violate another persons rights? Murdering someone really violates them, while stealing their hat or hitting them violates them less. Evil sick fucks violate kids by raping them. Someone bad might steal something or hurt someone.
Someone is obviously an incompetent steel worker waiting for hit tax break.
Did you graduate high school or just go for your ged?
Owen Flores
The reason you daydream about murdering people is because you're a timid, loser-type who gets walked on and won't do anything about it. You're probably scared of confrontation and somewhat invisible to more successful people.
So you've concocted your murder fantasy-land in the same way that a lonely child concocts imaginary friends. As far as your idea is concerned... you probably couldn't even become a cop if you wanted to.
Matthew Young
If he doesn't get you first kek
Camden Johnson
im going to come arrest you for threatening a real and genuine officer of the law
Thomas Ross
Get therapy. Like right now. And stop the booze
Colton Green
Someone has watched fight club. I guess I’ll just go back to the drawing board, become a Taco Bell employee, and give up my poor life. I may as well just sell all of my holdings and just trade that money for sushi gift certificates.
Find a roof and jump off you fucking basement-cuck.
Dylan Williams
I hope you're as intelligent as Ted Bundy and that you're posting behind 7 proxies.
Hunter Jackson
Actually this is the best advice on this thread.
Jaxon Anderson
Wrong summerfag, no need to project, you'll find work soon the economy is doing great!
sure post your address on the internet that sounds like a great idea!
Ryder Price
Says the guy who refuses to post his W-2
Faggot alabamian detected
Daniel Wright
you mock me now, but you will never infiltrate our official police child molesting parties
Isaac Kelly
OP you could do internal affairs if you low key hate cops, no better position than to be the one looking for anyone to slip up and then get to fuck them for it. There are good cops but they get mixed in with the abusive assholes unfortunately, be the one to help them and your community to fuck over the corrupt. And if you really have to off a few, make it look like an accident, you know like a simple gas leak or a high voltage cable in a puddle of water
Hunter Miller
135 Broadway Blvd Setauket NY
Come on my property and I'll blow your head off
Brayden Collins
you forgot your zip code idiot
Caleb Jones
Not in that state. Haha pay them if you wish that's your prerogative.
Grayson Howard
Why? Gonna mail me something?
Carson Gonzalez
no im going to come arrest you because im a real and actual cop
Nathan Cooper
What if I was naked?
Aiden Allen
Fuckin homo
Carson Evans
No, but really. It's true... You're a pussy. In your original post, you listed a bunch of people as potential "targets" that you could literally shut down with words... If you didn't have a vagina between your legs.
So lay on your dirty bed tonight, in your poor-person apartment and let the rage of 1000 times you folded like a cheap suit direct tonight's fantasy theatre of what like would be like if you were a man.
Levi Williams
I was originally thinking nerve gas or sarin, but making it look like an accident is a great idea. They’re all drunkards and don’t give a fuck so shouldn’t be hard. I have really considered doing IA just don’t know the fast track way to be in that position.
Luis Allen
Why not solve the problem instead of alleviating symptoms temporarily? Go for bankers and politicians. You're setting your sights too low. Where's that psychopath superego? Dirty cops are easy. If you're smart enough then go for the bankers user. Go for the culprits in the high towers. They're sowing the seeds of our misfortune. Compile a list and do some research. Find them out and end them. If you're going to be a virtuous serial killer then do it right.
Andrew Lopez
If you finally start killing people, please let it be jews and niggers
Jace Clark
*life would be like
Jacob Ortiz
Literal cop detected the factual edition.
You can tell because he can’t improvise and figure it out on his own unless it’s spelled out in third grade fashion.
Ayden King
I bet he's calling for backup right now
Dylan Bell
Psychopathy is on a spectrum. I am not quite full blown yet. Simply evolving. But I really like where your head is at and this is some solid information
Luke Ross
get a load of this larper
Nolan Cruz
youll never get us dirty cops! we have this city on lockdown! right now we are coming to your house to arrest you and molest your children. we'll lock you up and throw away the key. Muahahaha!
Connor Perry
Cringy and edgy btw
Oliver Turner
What percentage of americans absolutely despise the police? 60%? Higher?
Aiden Nguyen
How did you know I have children? I will cut your legs off at the knee.
Noah Myers
At least 60%
I always dream of seeing one get shot and killed. Like my ultimate fantasy.
What a delusional little boy. Perhaps you could start cleansing the world of its evils by taking a shower.
Adam Johnson
Sounds like a good TV show, when can I expect an air date?
Gabriel Murphy
You boys really don’t realize what’s going on here. I assure you that a major false flag is coming to put us under martial law and it involves brazen attacks on police by men dressed as police. This is my final post. Godspeed, americans.
Anthony Richardson
By the way, OP, not only do I believe all this about you (). But also... you're so friendless and alone that you made this thread as a whimper for attention from complete strangers. There's no way to kick off a murder spree like coming online to tell everyone about it.
Oh but wait... you live in your head. And it's never gonna happen. I forgot.
>Cops can just go anywhere in the country and arrest people Some of the smartest people I've ever seen browse this site. But god damn some of you are down and out full on retarded.
Martial law under the Trump administration would be absolutely lovely. It's like my political wet-dream scenario, because all the "progressive" cucks and minority deadweights would get the absolute worst of it.
Nathan Diaz
its called bacterial vaginosis, they can cure it with antibiotics i hear
Logan Sanders
Jump off a bridge pls thx
Noah Smith
For confirmation proposes what's your credit card info bud
Juan Hall
Sounds like you graduated from Yale. Have you ever read the book of Jesus Christ?
Adam Roberts
I told you guys about an incredible event that is about to roll out before you eyes. In the meantime FB flops. The shit wagon has already fired up. You guys could do a little research and browse some forums to see what’s being said but you decide to make a game out of my cryptic message that says precisely what is going to happen.
In 6 weeks you faggots will be posting screenshots of this oracle thread.
