Come Home White Man
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Where's a good place for a white man to settle in New Zealand?
New Zealand is one of maybe three countries that I’d live in. I just would hate to leave behind my guns...
no one take this awful advice
down south, dont fucking to to auckland
show real flag faggot
also this is Chinese clay now
New Zealands future is a civil war between poos and chinks
>polynesians
>don’t come to the apex of New Zealand civilisation
I bet you’re some kind of liberal Wellington faggot.
Anywhere.
Please don't come here
>awful transport
>full of immigrants
>polynesians
haha yep i sure do love my apex of civilisation!
Come home white man.
whats wrong with polynesians?
(You)
where are Flight of the conchords from?
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I had to assist the Kiwi military up at FOB Bamyan in Afshitistan once.
>no whites
>relaxed
>their base commander walks in, they lounge around like its something casual
>they get confused when I stand up for their highest ranking officer, I guess good order and discipline do not exist in the Kiwi military
>they had no idea how to military at all
>MFW New Zealand deployed its military to Afghanistan just to get a participation trophy
Reminder New Zealand has the sluttiest women on the planet and is the only country where women have more sexual partners than men
My map is better. It haz texture n colorz n shieet.
found the closeted racist from chch
I wish I lived in New Zealand
How come I have to pay $150K to move there but if I was a nigger or chink, I can just show up?
Australian new Zealand reunification when?
Don’t come here - it’s an overpriced communist hellhole with nice scenery.
Wtf really? Literally why? I planned to retire there
I went for a simplistic nameless map in order to stress the new nature of the country.
>Be a criminal from around the 1780's to 1830's
>Get convicted in England
>England decides to make a Prison Island out of Australia
>Your only advantage is that ingenuity, creativity and vision that comes with being a White guy
>Transform Australia and New Zealand into 1st worlds. Translation: Don't get bogged down in the poor poor pitiful me stagnation, but instead build something wild, fantastic and previously thought to be impossible with no help from those who initially sent you there
>Make Aussie/Kiwi women that rival all others with their own unique beauty
>Now that you have put Australia and New Zealand as some of the greatest places to travel ... nay ... to live, you get bored
>So, you set your sights on becoming a great sposter on a sub-chan dedicated to 'Extreme Ironing' and bottle-cap collecting
>Said sub-chan now, as a consensus, believes the former convict on a prison island as the finest sposters on Jow Forums
>profit?
But have you seen what they look like?!
shame we have so much fucking grazing land devoid of any old growth forest, we should actually at some point rewild vast areas
teara.govt.nz
I can't take my guns with me. No thanks.
When i moved from Holland to NZ I lived in Southland for 13 years, but all the taxes go to the north island.
Roads are great, grass is green, mountains are tall, schools are good and the men are men
Wages are low cost of living is high
Reminder that a group that is only 13% of the population account for half the prison population for the whole country.
Keep in mind its the least white traditionally white country after the US; white population percentage is in the 70s.
Why are the Australians so lazy and dumb?
The Уcyпcкo Pecпyпликa is the new home of the White Man. Slāva Usupija.
True.
Here is the real map of antartica. If the ice does melt it well probably be as livable as Russia. A good place for whites. I heard it has oil and a good diversity of other resources that could be exploited if there was no ice and with better technology.
And you waited until now to tell us? Knowing that the average Ameritard has more wood than the national forest "without" looking at a genetically perfect specimen
>Fugging terrific pal
Whoops.
NZ is full of gooks. Fuck off.
Yea but they’re all dying off from being obese and smoking.
Yes, really. I looked into it as well. Then you see non-Whites washing up on the beach and staying for free...no...paid.
In the future it will become a haven for us. Crabeater seal fishing will be our main food source.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Japan with hobbits looks cool
I'm actually going there next month for about a year. I'm hoping it goes well but my hopes aren't terribly high.
Why would any white man want to move to China island? So they can buy 4 million dollar shed with no insulation and live in a totalitarian shit hole where fresh produce costs as much and is as scarce as your housing market?
Just to give you an idea of how big antartica really is. If the ice is to really melt antartica could be a really powerful country.
Canada, Siberia and antartica might be the main powerhouses of the world in the 22nd century.
Beautiful place. It will have valleys and rivers abound.
I've just claimed everything within that red square.
I will not sign any treaties.
Nice cringe post faggot.
last time I was there I beat up a Maori that wouldn't step off
island of pussies no thanks
The Amerikans will quake in fear of Usupija.
Come home, white man
Then we conquer the rest in a war of liberation.
too soon
Sorry I heard there is oil there. I just contacted my representative.
1,000,000 navy seals and 5 billion tomahawk missiles are on their way.
You should hit me with a throwaway email. I can tell you have top taste in anime and political views
What's the use of all that oil when the Earth could heat up 5 degrees by mid century?
independent.co.uk
Its a bit boring. Nice screensavers though.
Also 2 billion divided by 84 million of barrels of oil that we use a day gives only 240 days of oil
Shit nigga ima cum in ova
Git dem white bitches ready for ma BIg Rhino cock white boi.
Sure man here ya go: [email protected]
fpbp
I'd still like to visit NZ someday
No English or Canadians for fucks sake .. Last thing we need is more leftist retards coming here fucking up our country after they finished fucking up their own. Honestly every pom or leaf i have ever met is some feminine limp wristed fucking onions drinking god damed poofter.
Seriously only yanks, ozzies or south africans need apply. The rest can fuck off.
And yes you can own guns here. Just apply license.
How do New Zealanders take to Rhodies/children of rhodesians?
Also - what are the taxes like? I own my own business and would love to move there some day
>Global warming
That is specifically why we are gonna establish a white ethnostate in antartica. It will be the perfect temperature for use to live. Along with Canada and Siberia.
Wouldnt get your hopes too high on Antarctica, google Grand Solar Minimum.
The earths about to fucking freeze.
We did it to appease americans.
If a candian is calling u a pussy youre a major pussy
Should we establish an ethno state here? We would need to have heavy border security. Every man should be trained as a soldier as we would be surrounded by hostile. Though this will only happen if the moonsoon shifts to back from India to Africa.
Pic related.
Not quickly enough to offset all the subsidising that gets them the cigarettes and junk food in the first place.
NZ actually has pretty decent gun laws. I'm an Australian and visiting NZ is almost like visiting the US, with a huge gun store in every small town, packed wall-to-wall with semi-autos and pump-action shotguns that would be illegal in Australia.
You'll love it and tell all your friends to come but you dont realise that we are FULL.
the only man coming home to New Zealand is the yellow man
Who on earth would want to live around all those obese face tattood subhuman nigger cannibals lulling retarded faces every time there’s a game on tv
You ppl can’t even speak properly
*pulling
That sounds about the worst idea possible.
Ideally you'd want an island. maybe madagascar is too big but it does how these awful looking trees
>24.89 million (2016)
Just like home!
Yeah, crowd whites onto an Island just so you can wipe them out with a Tsunami caused by the earthquake technology you stole from Tesla. Fuhukkkkkkkk you...Kike
Yo, Nazi, your map of NZ is up the wrong way.
The south pole goes at the top, stupid.
>white
Fuck off, we're full.
Fuck off, we're full, and the reason you want to live here is related to the reason you have to leave your guns behind.
Auckland's a shithole, and the best reason for you to disagree is if you're actually a Samoan poster. (Auckland is the worlds biggest Samoan city. Look it up)
THIS. This right here.
Our women look like lantern jawed farmers daughters. Good if you're irish or slavic, fucking hideous to normal folk.
Your map is up the WRONG FUCKING WAY
Canuks? We might let you wankers in. You're white, and you know what its like to live next to a bigger country. "You're BASICALLY just a north American, aren't you?"
Fuck off.
Check some of the more in-depth modelling of a thawed Antarctica here - worlddreambank.org
Superpower 2120!
What kind of guns are we talking about? Can I have my Ar-15 with 30 round magazines?
Can't recall what, if any, round limits they have in NZ, but semi-autos are widely available.
What about Greenland?
business idea: crash planes full of fat american immigrants into the ocean and pretend they got here safely
is three kings island comfy?
anons???
en.wikipedia.org
>A Category firearms are those that do not fall into any other category, and are the vast majority of legally-owned firearms in New Zealand, and support a surprisingly wide number of types. For example semi-automatic AR-15 style rifles are permitted in this category provided they can only hold 7 or less rounds as well as meeting the other criteria.
Gross. That's like living as a blue state fag.
There's a few thousand Zimbabweans here - most of which are rhodesians.
No one gives a shit tho. Now Mugabe is gone, the outside world thinks it's all solved now and not our problem
Its already freezing over even more than it already is.
For all the record heat we've had in Europe, Greenlands been getting a foot of snow a day in July, which shouldnt be happening.
Grand Solar Minimum, itll be worth your time doing a youtube search. Theres a lot of indications the Earths about to enter a major cooling period.
This is the shittiest country in the world.
No freedom of speech, run by leftie SJWs
Dropping massive amounts of 1080 poison all over the country including the water
Everything sold off to China
Cost of living unbearable
Whites here are genetic trash bogans
Muslims and poos being imported annually in the 100s of thousands
I can't wait to get out of here
good
dont come here then
fpbp
You want AMERICANS here?
For the love of sanity.... WHY?!
This. Literally this.
Also, all our Gulf war stories are about how we 'stole' shit from the Americans (you were basically discarding it, but we want to sound cool. We DID actually assemble a proper tank from 'spare parts' we 'borrowed' from you, and the unit was nicknamed 'Kiwi Baba and his 40 000 Thieves'.
The other incursions are all 'hearts and minds' affairs, with a focus on civic engineering for the locals.
> Pacific niggers