PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SOMEONE CALL PENCE EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/yuro Pres Juncker Press Conf 7/25/18
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>Pres Trump meets w/yuro Pres Juncker 7/25/18
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>Fake News acting like toddlers 7/25/18
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>VP Pence @America 1st Rally in Billings MT 7/25/18
youtu.be/eVXuKHPA60o
>SoS Pompeo @Senate on NoKo/Russia Summits 7/25/18
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>FCCChair Pajit @House on oversight 7/25/18
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>DepSoS Sullivan @MARF 7/25/18
youtu.be/ln2DuUD5kPE
>SenPolAdv Hook @MARF 7/25/18
youtu.be/m8Hxc-pGbPk
>VaticanAmb Gingrish @MARF on Religious Freedom 7/25/18
youtu.be/VaRviC_9DsM
>USAIDAdm Green @MARF 7/25/18
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>NECDir Kudlow on F&F 7/25/18
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>NECDir Kudlow on CBS 7/25/18
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>DoDVideo: Army Combat Fitness Test 7/25/18
youtu.be/RnVTW1Lh7zk
>Pres Trump sings Billie Jean 7/24/18
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>Pres Trump returns to DC 7/24/18
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>Pres Trump @VFW Convention in Kansas City MO 7/24/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in Kansas City MO 7/24/18
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>Pres Trump departs DC 7/24/18
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>FLotUS Melania visits Vanderbilt Children's Hosp in Nashville TN 7/24/18
youtu.be/-GdzmhEZlS4
>FLotUS Melania blows Bubbles 7/24/18
youtu.be/ADG7xzTXYTU

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i can't defend this, touching another person like that is highly gay

>You die
>your mom looks through your PC
>you can hide ONE political image in this thread
Which is it /ptg/?

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So what happened here?

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It's how I would want them to remember me

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AWOOVEMENT!

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the trailers for WiR last time around were really misleading with a lot of cameo overload though

That was for the US-EU negotiation statement. She's just retarded.

>88

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Melania is the most beautiful woman on this planet!

Gas chamber

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Hey broskis, big question, should I send her a text about how I feel right now? Got some of that liquid courage, so I'm feeling down to do it.

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Trump knows how to play a drunkard, That's for sure.

Do it

Why the fuck do we buy German cars when America has so many auto companies?

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Flirting while drunk is fine. Confessing your love while drunk is typically disastrous.

Trump bent the knee. Art of the deal, amirite? Can't even please a bunch of farmers by not having a shitty trade war that leads to nowhere. Amazing. Trump is destroying himself.

can anyone link that speech that iran made that made Trump so mad?

a transcript would be ideal

"the one i will kiss, is jesus of nazareth" judas

If you're gonna move on her, you've got to move on her big league. Don't be fielding a bitch play, you've got to be prepared to eat it if this goes south. Women like men who don't need them

Whack it then decide.

The one containing the passphrase for my full disk encryption. :^)

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Because American cars suck ass.

No it's dick pic time while you have the courage.

It'd almost be fun to have jew children just so you could meme a fear of ovens into them, among other things
>GO TO BED YOU FUCKING KIKE

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Nice

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for that matter, why do we buy any foreign cars?

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This man speaks the truth. Get a spoon, you won't be able to fake it that way.

Please be an execution

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holy shit, Flo

Tick Tock.

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But why is that?

Don't know, their shit is trash. We must destroy Germanic filth.

Watch Defamed, they literally do it to themselves. That's why most jews are so fucked in the head, the ADL has managed to take the place of parts of their DNA at this point.

OK so flirt but don't confess my love. Got it. Thanks bros, your so nice and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Everyone here is good people.

I don't know what that means.

I don't know if I can get it up. But I'll give it a go.

I would if I weren't likely to get banned.

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What's being slid so hard right now?

boomers

Nips make better small sedans for short people. Nobody domestic makes a tiny diesel equivalent of the VW Golf. American made is just fine for sports cars, trucks, and SUVs/minivans.

Defamation

Wait what. What do I do with them spoon?

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ffs is trump going to get Btfo july 26th (tomorrow) due to the deadline for for dreamers?

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i guess my nip compact is okay but i feel like a traitor

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>Because American cars suck ass.
IN what way?
I mean details.
Also do you believe all of them do or certain ones?
Explain why many people have had American cars and trucks that have lasted decades with nothing but basic maintenance any car would need.
Or are you talking about looks?
Something which is subjective to begin with.

>is Trump going to get btfo?
No. The rest of your post was irrelevant.

Pick one. Their techniques used against them prove the Stormy Payment is bullshit and they knew about it, the EU bent the knee today, Pompeo got a free diet coke, and Facebook lost 20% of it's value, and that's with a rebound.

journalists get the bullet

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>Japanese Laughter.exe

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I'm in love with my vw right now. I've got a jetta and it is perfect for me. What you driving? A few of my family members have Hondas and they seemed pretty good when I drove them.

I felt similar driving a Civic. My Camaro is much nicer.

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You take a spoon, and you whack your penis with it. That way you can't pull your punch, and the pain will clear your head long enough that you won't be thinking with your dick

>I would if I weren't likely to get banned.
Paint it up and say it's a sick puppet, bro.
Use your imagination.
Or just cover it with a sick while fully erected she'll get the point.

Oh yeah, I think everyone forgot that was happening

LMAO

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they extracted the microchips from their upper nasal cavities

The chili pepper gambit. That's a bold move, but it might just work out for him

>VACANT U.S. AMBASSADOR POSITION CRITICISED

>The former deputy prime minister says based on information released by Foreign Minister Julie Bishop following AUSMIN talks in the US, Australia would be without a US ambassador for two years.

>"Maybe the President of the Senate Scott Ryan and House Speaker Tony Smith should write to their US counterparts and highlight the vacancy," Mr Fischer told AAP.

>"Indeed, for that matter, US speaker Paul Ryan, who is quitting congress later this year, would be worth waiting for as the next US ambassador to Australia."

>Ms Bishop said having the post unfilled was not unprecedented, saying Australia had waited 12 to 18 months for a US ambassador before.

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Wow. Defend it.

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Told you there was nothing gay about kissing someone of your same sex on the cheek or forehead (like a brother).

LOL Juncker all high and shit..

That mother fucker is always wasted.

I don't. I've only ever owned Fords.

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that is absolutely gay you spandex-wearing brother-kissing futanari-desiring freak

Isn't the only valuable thing you people provide uranium?

Can I get a rundown on the red head Russian that was working with the NRA? Why is it the end of the world? I kept hearing about it all day like it was the final “gotcha” on Russia, but I don’t see how.

>snek Ryan
You cunts are better off with an empty chair than that asshole.

What do you think Gorkas kill count is at?

Pence always loves a good three way.

>US speaker Paul Ryan
Hahahahahaha no

Wow, illegals being deported, the horror.

It will she'll be all over his shit.

Deadline for the what now?

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y tho..?

She failed to register as a foreign agent and therefore FLUMPPPFFFFFT BTFO or something, I guess. It's nothing.

>spandex-wearing
not me
>futanari-desiring
also not me. get your lore straight. example:
>the worst baker checks out his underage sister's ass when she's not looking
See?

>NRA = bad
>Russia = bad
>Things we don't like™ = bad
>all of these together = irrefutable proof we need to impeach the president

That user is trying to cuck the other pay no attention to him

You clearly haven't lost an entire circle of friends while texting drunk before.
But what if he's got some nasty ass socks though, or a small pecker that doesn't look good in a sock

>Paul Ryan as ambassador to our greatest ally
We wouldn't betray them like that would we?

Explain your self Shekelberg

SOCCER-IGNORANT BRAINLETS WILL NOT GET THIS

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But it’s not in anyway connected to Trump? They are so desperate to connect Trump to Russia.

Hopefully he had them all gassed. Civil war starts tonight boys.

i don't have to get my lore straight if you keep mistaking me for minn, faggot

Are you honestly suggesting that we should enforce the law?

>someone taking the blame for my shitposting again

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I hope that we have provided you with much enjoyment. Also, the Fairlight CMI synthesizer.

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Correct.

forbidden knowledge - tantric spoon magic

>Dabbing in the FranXX.png

>you can stick your phone near it and get some FIFA vids
DRRUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMFFFFFFFFPHPHPHPHPH

You have to go back!

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No

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Rosenkike about to get BTFO

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