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The absolute fucking STATE of CNN
Aiden Brown
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Charles Reyes
The left has gone mad.
Alexander Long
They should dissect their deodorant containers
Chase Moore
Wait until they find out about cell phones
William Gray
Henry Carter
>chip insede
it had all of hillarys emails
Cameron Scott
John Jackson
...what?
Hunter Miller
It's over.
Blake Lopez
Wtf I hate russia now
Chase Adams
Adidas chips their soccer balls for smartphones. Putin knew, wise choice, deniable.
Cooper Ward
Oh no, Putin will know where the white house is!
Jason Foster
>implying they were ever sane to begin with
Anthony Williams
It’s literally a special ball, they all have a fucking chip in it so you can see metrics. CNN needs to stop embarrassing themselves
Julian Wilson
>Puts secret chip in
>Advertise it on label
Wat?
Jordan Howard
An ingenious Russian plot to use satellite tracking to find out where the White House is located. Insidious!
Owen Jackson
Yeah the wireless symbol really gives it away.
The russians need to improve their spycraft.
Christian Johnson
1. Standard feature
2. Seems pretty dumb. I'd bet a lot get broken because some dumb kid thinks it's just a normal ball and kicks it around
John Smith
((((((((((((((((GRINBERG))))))))))))))
why is it always them ???
Nathaniel Howard
You’re supposed to kick them around dingus
Dylan Anderson
Kek
Ayden Nelson
They could be right -- 160 Terabytes could've been given to Trump. But a fucking chip? Fucking pathetic.
Luke Anderson
Pretty sure if you kick a wifi transmitter it'll break. Just because it's a ball doesn't mean it should be used as one. These also cost $180 vs a $10 ball
Jayden Gomez
All they're going to hear is Baron laying pipe on hot interns.
Jose Murphy
>images of Comet Pizza appear to show a logo indicating it has pedophilia included as part of a standard feature
Nicholas Cox
i mean ofc they did, Putin just had to share Trump his rarest Pepes
Dominic Gutierrez
Jow Forums made this joke in the live thread and cannot stole it.
Landon Powell
>Oh no, Putin will know where the white house is!
Joshua Rivera
...The President should cut the ball open just to be sure though...
Jaxson Rogers
You're not a very intelligent individual, are you?
Tyler Stewart
NO! They've discovered where we hid the Kike Targeting Chip! Outlr evil White plans are ruined!!!!
>hisssssssss
Justin Scott
this is the Info Wars Ive been hearing about?
Thomas Jones
Elijah Howard
Still doesn't beat this one
Sebastian Bennett
all this soviet shills
bless your heart, comrads
Grayson Wright
Even if it did have a "chip" in it, secret service would've shoved that thing through an x-ray and then a microwave as soon as they got their hands on it
Tyler Martinez
If Trump wanted to roll the ultimate troll on CNN he should elude to having the CNN headquarters bugged. They would lose their minds. Never mind the attacks and muh first amendment, they would so psycho with just the thoughts of what possibly could have been over heard. It would probably drive some to commit suicide.
Nathaniel Martin
2016
The year CNN transformed into a conspiracy news channel, and Infowars transformed into a legitimate news source.
Liam Foster
Because jews have no morality, allegiance, decency or sanity. They're not even really humans. They feel no empathy or shame. They are heartless/soulless husks. A shell of humanity.
Nathaniel Miller
This is why they were kicked out of the white house press corps.
Bentley Brooks
Logan Ramirez
this is beyond pathetic. This is top tier schizo.
Owen Rodriguez
Why is it legal for a tabloid to present itself as legitimate news? The sun can't end our planet soon enough.
Josiah Gomez
seriously though trump checked the ball
right guys
Ryder Reed
the sun ironically also is a tabloid. kek
Carson Baker
>Images of the ball appear to show a logo indicating it has a chip included as part of a standard feature
wat.
Gavin Reed
Lads I can’t breathe. I was trying to imagine being this retarded and I’m dying
Mason Jones
Did someone say check 'em?
Elijah Long
Russian sleight of hand. The ball is a distraction to keep your eyes away from whatever he actually handed trump.
Noah Cooper
Jose Bailey
>whatever he actually handed trump.
The 2020 election
Jaxon Ortiz
fuck off, burgerkike
James Myers
has any one found the elevator tape yet?
Justin Johnson
These people are so fucking retarded
I can't wait until CNN is dead
Liam Williams
That is an instant classic
Adam Harris
The absolute state of the conspiracy theorist, pedo apologist left!
Benjamin Ward
they're not wrong though
Carter Thomas
The e-mails are in the soccer ball.
Nicholas Barnes
Russia is more anti-commie than the modern US you fucktard
Gavin Sanchez
Everyone started applauding
Camden Sanchez
you give americans a bad name
Robert Allen
Holy fuck you are dumb
Nolan Hughes
How much further does this rabbit hole go
Andrew Fisher
Checked
David Williams
KEK
that would be the top meme
Nolan Hall
Someone archive this
Jordan Martinez
Carson Roberts
So what is it actually?
Alexander Bell
Lmfao.
+1 internet for you
Thomas Hernandez
Kevin Hill
srsly
If the President's son receives a toy from нeo-Гитлep the thing is going through a few tests first.
Zachary Lewis
A chip for telling where the ball is
Sebastian Jackson
It's for...WIFI CONNECTIVITY! LOL. We're compromised guys that thing can go online holy SHHHHITITTTTTT
Benjamin Phillips
>We want to spy on the president of another nation
>Let's give him a football with a secret audio transmitter inside it, that he'll probably give to his 12 year old son to kick and ruin
>While we're at it, let's make it obvious that the ball is spyware by putting the NFC symbol on it
Anthony Rogers
The left is practicing the conspiratorial thinking perspective for the first time. Soon they weill join us in a bigger way. If they can cultivate that suspicion, they could potentially apply that to the media and government in general. The left used to hate the media. The problem is that theyve come back to the media ever since the daily show and colbert started stroking their ego.
Jackson Smith
What kind of editor clears that for publishing?
Brandon Brooks
>Adidas
Can't stop laughing.
Lincoln Barnes
it's an RFID chip, it's the thing they put in dogs when they "chip" them, it's what lets phones and cards use touch-to-pay
it's got no power of its own, it reacts to an external EM pulse and replies with a code, it's only useful as an ID tag
>It will be the most tech-savvy ball in history with an NFC microchip embedded inside. The chip will allow consumers to interact directly with the ball using their smartphones. Each ball generates a unique identifier, unlocking exclusive content and information for the user about the details of each ball and providing access to challenges that users can enter before the World Cup.
>“For the first time ever we have an NFC chip in a ball which can perfectly interact with a consumer,” described Roland Rommler, Category Director Football Hardware, in a statement. “So if you tap your phone on the ball you will unlock a consumer experience with it and this is something we thought that makes it very unique and iconic in comparison to older balls.”
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Charles Ward
didn't some anonfag say the ball had 150T worth of intel on Trumps enemies? Dems, media, Rinos, and all that
Aiden Davis
>IN 1946, A GROUP OF Russian children from the Vladimir Lenin All-Union Pioneer Organisation (sort of a Soviet scouting group) presented a carved wooden replica of the Great Seal of the United States to Averell Harriman, the U.S. Ambassador to the Soviet Union.
>The Soviets had built a listening device—dubbed “The Thing” by the U.S. intelligence community—into the replica seal and had been eavesdropping on Harriman and his successors the whole time it was in the house. “It represented, for that day, a fantastically advanced bit of applied electronics,” wrote George Kennan, the ambassador at the time the device was found. “I have the impression that with its discovery the whole art of intergovernmental eavesdropping was raised to a new technological level.”
Go to be you Russian faggot. I wouldn't have any doubt that thing is bugged. Along with whatever else that bald faggot handed over to Trump.
Justin Davis
Cooper Morales
It's grand and amazing use, it being embedded into the ball during manufacturing at an Adidas factory, is...
To link you to videos and promo material of players and teams.
If you're within 15ft of the ball (NFC means Near Field Communication. It doens't go far).
Also, with the way NFC works with cell phones, preliminary security concerns mean that it literally can't do anything to your phone unless you accept the request that it sends to. The only security "concern" was that someone could use it to send malware links, but YOU the user still have to enter that link and "ok" installing the software.
Lincoln Rogers
we need to judo cnn and make people think that CNN conspired with russia to either divide the country
Levi Gonzalez
>russian spy transmitter chip in soccer ball
lamest episode of Burn Notice ever
Christian Phillips
Everyone applauded
Owen Green
They're off the deep end.
Tyler Martin
It's from the buzzfeed/gawker/huffpost school of journalism
>Shout the accusation
>Whisper the retraction
Jacob Miller
>Everyone applauded
You're really trying to force a meme, huh? Good luck, retard.
Aiden Hill
Actually 15ft is really overestimating - NFC is the subset of RFID that you use to "tap" your phones together to share contacts or pay through the goyish contactless app.
Trump would literally have to put his phone on the ball for this to do anything
Jaxon Turner
>Breaking news!
>Soccer Ball with 3 gunshot wounds found floating in the Potomac
>Capitol Police have already ruled it a suicide.
Grayson Smith
>being this triggered
Lmfao
Luis Jackson
cnn
Gavin James
hold me guys I'm scared
Robert Butler
>pokemon GO hacked the olympics and the world cup
heard it here first folks
Christopher Nelson
its kinda fun watching them lost their shit everyday over something new
Brody Evans
>Here Mr.President. For all the world to see. A soccer ball. As a gift. There's nothing underhanded such as giving someone a ball.
Boy they are gullible.
Parker Sanchez
Sure thing (((Grinberg)))
Hunter Sullivan
Dylan Foster
>The Russians will know if Donald has kicked it out of bounds!!!
Owen Price
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