our state of news media is beyond out of control. we need immediate executive orders to make ridiculous news stories illegal. how can we go about this Jow Forums?
We need a new news system. ideas?
Jacob Powell
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Hudson Young
Broaden slander laws. Right now they're so narrow that (((news))) can get away with almost anything.
Colton Miller
Say wha?
Jayden Bell
huffpost goto ligma
Michael Cox
Ligma balls.
Blake Gutierrez
you know ligma lol
Alexander Sullivan
whats a ligma meme?
Carson Morales
see:
Christian Jackson
Oh shit :)
Jace Howard
Jow Forums is the news now. If you aren't on Jow Forums you're a year behind.
Grayson Myers
We need news aggregators like Bloomberg, but free. Bloomberg is great because 1). You get every source reporting on it 2) you get scrolling headlines with no commentary
Owen Torres
Pew News
Currently the largest and most trusted news outlet.
Lucas Johnson
Jace Bennett
>a year behind.
oof newfag
Elijah Myers
their idea here is that putting somebody into the "ligma" trap and then saying "lick ma balls" is apparently homophobic because laughing at "lick ma balls" is funny or whatever and black twitter picked up the meme fast.
Jason Young
Ligma meme?
Is that like Lima bean?
Wtf is the ligma meme?
Samuel Bailey
Was this even a pol thing?
Adam Allen
I want to start a news category that bans adjectives and holds journalists to a high standard. Any bias and you’re finished. Even Breitbart and Daily Wire is obnoxious propaganda, it’s just propaganda I like more than the other.
It’s all shit. Time to flip the media on its head.
Nolan Howard
this is definently ebaums world
Michael Bailey
No.
That’s what makes it even funnier.
Benjamin Davis
yeah it was 100% ebaums world.
Benjamin Perry
I've never even heard of this before today. But I'm not surprised, anytime anyone does something wrong it's probably not their fault. Just look for the (((white))) man.
Carter Diaz
This. Also make the definition of a "news outlet" much stricter and force it to comply with anti-bias rules. Make them report events free from opinion and over interpretation. Freedom of the press isn't the freedom to just lie every day and pretend your lies are the news.
Brayden Jackson
I always read these huffpost headlines in a condescending female voice. Like a 3rd grade teacher reprimanding a student. These are the people that call others sweetie.
Adam Gray
No, it started on yourethemanupdogg
Christopher Smith
Yeah but honestly people won't even watch real news. People want "entertainment news," they want to get their news from a The Daily Show-type program.
Matthew Howard
it wasn't an Operation it was just shit talking to be honest
Jason James
Is the alt right the new russia? Liberal media making it seem like this supposed "alt-right" that nobody had ever heard of before clinton used the term in her campaign speech is an all powerful omniscient force.
Henry Morales
You mean yourethemannowdog?
Carson Young
Just kill all journalists and their editors
They're all scum no matter their political affiliation; they make their money whoring off the suffering of others
Ian Myers
>Please do the only thing that can make you lose
Cmon now.
Parker Murphy
you're gonna regret it, but once someone falls for the bait, the attacker then says "LIGMA BALLS"
that's it
there's also sugma, bofa, and more that i forgot
Leo Miller
Pewds is a goddamn oracle.
Oliver Morgan
it's the huffpost. it's a liberal safe space publication and they can say whatever they want. Only their mentally deranged fellows read their stuff anyway so honestly just get over it and ignore it user.
Xavier Morgan
If everyone did it then you'd win
Follow up with all politicians and comedians
They're all psychopaths
Tyler Brown
Add this man to the list.
Beranton J. Whisenant Jr.
Jose Reed
look at this image
And the Man next to President Trump who was set to Testify against the Clintons and Bushes before his house exploded.
Joseph Reyes
this image
Gabriel White
What was his name?
Jayden Wright
Carole Paladino
Jon Paladino
Michael Bailey
fake
Sebastian Jones
Clintons must have dirt on higher ups, no way are they that gangsta with connections.
Nathan Sullivan
Hillary has the rothschilds under her boot.
Justin Murphy
I take it the idea of the Constitution is something foreign to you?
Jonathan Jones
why what did he do
Benjamin Watson
Not Gloria Bulger
Angel Fisher
lol that shit been around for decades. Mike Hunt here
Owen Gomez
TopKekd and checked
Aiden Allen
It's Poppy Harlow now. Get it right.
James Johnson
No but I bet someone from pol told huffington post it was
Jose Martinez
the bogs, pic related
the most trusted source in news
Jose Butler
I'm aware. I'm just (attempting) to put together their dumbshitted flawed logic on how it's considered "homophobic"
Chase Cox
you make rules that they have to clearly explain its entertainment and definitely not new before every single sentence they read. Also no scrolling ticker or newsroom sets. They have to be filmed in local community theaters using only local actors. They should come also with a laugh track and morning rush radio tier goofy sound effects. If they take callers they’re not allowed to screen them and they have to give whoever calls airtime. Also all the commercials they air can only be reruns of billy May products that have been discontinued and slide shows of mug shots and quick rundowns for every crime committed in the broadcast area.
Brayden Jackson
What's ligma?
Aiden Lewis
LIGMA BALLS FAGGOT
Jack Thomas
Not to mention minsogynst, ablest, and trans-exclusionary you pigs.
Nicholas Phillips
wats a ligma?
Evan Bell
Also have fact checkers standing in the background so if they break a rule or tell a lie a man in a donald trump mask blasts an airhorn saying things like "wrong" and "fake news"
Wyatt Russell
KEK
Nathaniel Taylor
Is it still homophobic if I spread ligma to a girl?
Carson Gray
That seems like a bad idea because they'll use it against us first. Also, the headline isn't slanderous to a single person. The part that confuses me is that saying lick my balls isn't homophobic. You are literally telling someone to lick your balls.
>White supremacists may actually be homos and are asking other men to lick their testicles and here is why that is gay and shocking
They could have gone with that.
Benjamin Hernandez
Ligma Ballz is litterally
white peoples version
Deez Nutz
shut up sjws fuck
Camden Jenkins
But they're just doing the same shit you guys do.
Jose Nguyen
it really smells like ligma in here
Parker Gray
>use it against us first
Not if we're telling the truth.
Nice dubl trips tho.
Jason Reed
>niggers dont hate faggots already
What century do these people come from?
Eli White
Hello Huffpost, welcome to Jow Forums dot org forward slash pol forward slash, we hope you enjoy your stay
Evan Smith
Urban youth is another word for niggers
Landon Gomez
this isnt a real article
Jaxon Martinez
Ligma?
I've never heard of that shit in my life and I'm a no life hermit who spends 8 hours a day arguing with autists in this hive of scum and villainy.
Benjamin Ross
In instances where we clearly aren't. Being wrong about a story can't be a crime because then we can't write anything.
Owen Howard
ligma ballz bitch
Camden Richardson
>"eh-heheh hehe 'LIGMA Balls' "
>THE NAZIS ARE SUBVERTING AGAIN AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
I think we broke them folks
Brody Thomas
By subverting the media desu. There are Russians everywhere, they could be operating at mainstream news outlets at this very moment...
Henry Watson
That might need an investigation! Whew, business sure is booming these days.
Adam Myers
pwned epic style
Thomas Nguyen
>WOW MEDIA IS SO FUCKING FAKE OMG LOL WE BROKE HUFF PO GUYS
its a fake fucking article ffs stop replying
Brayden Reed
Wow. Ok, this is epic. especialy for gamers. can I just say that in order to like this image, please comment ur credit card number and social security number? Thanks guys, relly appriciate it. dont forget to chekc my epic ifunny account pls
Jaxon Williams
ALL MEMES ARE NOW RACIST
Evan Johnson
THE ALT RIGHT WINS!
Logan Anderson
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Andrew Hill
LIGMA BALLS XDDDDDD
Eli Russell
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Dominic Richardson
>tfw 30yo boomer
Henry Wood
Stop responding so cancerous to the videos I make. It's just a pewdiepie video.
Jason Roberts
>ligma
>fortnite
I had to google both, it's for kids the people who work and vote don't give a flying fuck.
Xavier Perry
Made a vid where he sarcastically talks about how bad it is to joke about ligma.
Ethan Garcia
Link?
Hunter Watson
That’s lame.
Nathan Perry
You cant police media. You must increase the quality of citizens.
Jonathan Bell
Seriously though, why do they keep trying to incite hatred on anti-LGBT supporters?
They literally are the alt-white supremicists they keep talking about
Zachary Adams
Boy, Alt-Right is one busy hacker.
Using time travel to turn hollywood professionals into pederasses, using linguistic manipulation and memeology to force People Of Color to be "homophobic" (which is crazy, considering we all know how tolerant hispanics and blacks and muslim majority nations are of fags).
Logan Adams
No. It's just a retarded fortnite tier 12 year old kid meme.
Apparently anything that spawns from tween YouTube or Gaming is an Alt-Right propaganda effort.
Matthew Smith
Can we make deez nuts a meme that triggers leftists next?
>white supremacists trolled Snopp Dogg into unwillingly making homophobic lyrics
Tyler Lopez
GOT EM
Christopher Ross
99% of the autism posted here is fake
Nathan Long
So is that HuffPo article in the OP
Aiden Taylor
At least they went after a shitty normie meme and not something actually funny.