/ptg/ President Trump General - HOW TO GET MAGA GF EDITION

thread split?

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Best Emma is best.

Welcome to late night /ptg/.
How split are ya?

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1. President Trump dropped a MOAB on the state of Georgia for Brian Kemp, and wiped the floor with the establishment GOPe, winning by 39 points.

2. President Travels to Kansas City, giving the speech which made us all cry, to the VFW. Embraces a 94 year old Sargeant and we immediately fall in love.

3. Our sheer perfection of a FLOTUS stops in Nashville at a children’s hospital. On the way back CNN reporter asks Stephanie Grisham about the Cohen tapes and tries to take a hit on Melania. Stephanie Grisham came UNDONE and wiped the floor with the little witch.

4. VP Pence in Montana, stops what he is doing, leaves is Secret Service, when a boy waiting to see him on the tarmac passes out. VP Pence was “up and in the middle” of the problem. Good man.

5. CRTV does a parody video about Alexandria Cortez and the left reveals —- they have no sense of humor. Busted.

6. President Trump meets with John-Claude Juncker, President of the EU Commission and makes the deal of a lifetime on tariffs, LNG sales to Europe, and basedbeans for the Midwest.

7. DOW spikes 170 points in an hour on news of the trade deal. Business channels who support multinationals are in melt-down… because they’ve been hyping a trade war for 6 months.

8. Facebook earnings post, stock loses 24% of market cap in an hour. That’s what happens when you put Ellen Stover and our friends in Facebook jail. Payback is hell.

9. Secretary Pompeo testifies to the Senate Foreign Relations Committee and I swear, it’s probably the best 3 hours of footage, EVER. He was brilliant.
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At one point, Pompeo asked if he could be allowed to submit, for the record, the list of all the things Trump Admin has done to be ‘tough’ on the Russians.
Turd of a Senator agrees.
Pompeo says, “Well then, let’s back the truck up to deliver (his list).”
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>didnt even link to previous thread..
no

do you get to eat a lot of cum out of her pussy?

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WRONG!

How's the denuclearization of NK going? Have not been following.

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*odds of winning house decreases*

10. CNN releases recorded tape of Michael Cohen and President Trump—- and it’s a dud. We learned President Trump says “thank you” when he asks for a Coke.

11. CNN reporter refuses to leave the Oval Office during Juncker presser and is pushed out and reprimanded by Bill Shine (new WH Press Coordinator) and Sarah Sanders. She keeps asking questions about the Cohen tape when Juncker and Trump are in the midst of a trillion dollar trade deal. WH tells her she is not allowed into the next Rose Garden event, and she gets snippy, saying, “I wasn’t planning on attending anyway”.

White House Press Corps has a meltdown. CNN issues statement saying “We demand better” and gets hammered on social media.

12. Ben Sasse, who was censured by his own Nebraska GOP party by a vote of 400 to 8 said yesterday, “Trump’s trade policies are ‘Making America 1929 Again’” in an attempt to undermine the President ahead of the Junker negotiations.

This afternoon…. Sasse announced he will not run for reelection in 2020. Bwwwhhahaaaaa.

13. News from China senses discord among the ruling class. China is now lowering interest rates, subsidizing industry, and their economy is flat. Did I mention their stock market is down about 25% this year?

14. And finally, 11 member of the House file impeachment papers against Rosenstein. The vote will probably not ever happen…… but it sure does piss off Rosenstein. It tastes sweet.

15. And for the Bonus: Trump has learned how to ‘thread’ multiple tweets on Twitter. May God have mercy upon his enemies.

Can’t wait until tomorrow……..

wait where are the instructions on getting a MAGA gf?

so how much longer until new gokudolls subs?

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sauce?

They are dismantling rocket launching facilities.

Why are Americans autistic when it comes to military vets?

This is the real thread
nice try shills

Shot:

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Why is the rest of the world inferior when it comes to military?

Chaser:

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How can you be the judge this is wrong?

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Isn't she jewish?

Emma Roberts, American Horror Story

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A FUCKIN' WAFFLE

thats not true
thats only in states that vote blue
everywhere else you can afford a 1 bedroom with minimum wage

By not being an autistic Trump supporter.

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I don't even care.

>Have not been following.

Why not? Why are you here then?

because they tried to die for us and failed

Enjoy your ban.

AND KAMALA'S SOLUTION?
> Harris unveiled a proposal to give federal tax credits to millions of low and moderate-income households nationwide who pay more than 30 percent of their incomes on rent and utilities.
> It reflects a growing concern about how those of modest and little means are struggling to pay ever-greater shares of their income on shelter.
It also comes amid a contentious ballot measure campaign to roll back California’s decades-old restrictions on rent control.

< Financial experts advise against spending more than 30 percent of income on housing, but in California alone, the majority of renters — 3 million — are doing so, according to the state’s housing department.
< Nearly one-third of renters in the state, roughly 1.5 million households, are sending more than half of their income to their landlords, the department found.

> “Nearly every Oakland resident who pays rent will save money under this law,”
Oakland Mayor Libby Schaaf said in a statement Thursday.
> “At a time when our city is fighting the displacement of long-time residents, The Rent Relief Act of 2018 will help working class families, artists, senior-aged tenants, and anyone else who struggles to make the rent each month.”

The plan would benefit households earning up to $100,000 annually
— and in high-cost regions, such as the Bay Area, up to $125,000
— who pay more than 30 percent of their pre-tax income on rent, electricity, gas and water.
- Very low-income residents would receive a dollar in tax credits for every dollar they spend over 30 percent, while those with higher incomes would receive less for each dollar.

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>People so inexperienced they can only get minimum wage should be living on thier own
Look if you can't make yourself more marketable than a high school graduate that's never had a job before than you should just continue to live off of somebody until you get that experience.

it's nsfw board newfag

Thoughts?

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>rule 1

rules say you can't post porn though
gores ok though i think
this is an american board please keep sex out of it

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Sauce on the Ben Sasse stuff? I can’t find anything on either the censure or the re-election shit.

Death toll at 215 now in SW Syria after ISIS attacks.

I thought Trump said they were btfo

And she's not going to do shit to fix it.
Their policies devalue labor.
Then they blame the republicans for not going full commie.
"Oh well, we tried, vote out the republicans next time."
>Sabotage Bernie's nomination

USA is ISIS

Dems are going to win the house lol

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>shills quoting rule 1
at the same time no less
Look at the OP dumb cunt

Why are Aussies so willing to be cucked by their own government?

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Roasties btfo!

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We must secure the border and build a wall to make America safe again.

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>they actually believe Rosenkike will be impeached

it's just grandstanding from the Lolbertarian caucus

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wtf is this gay shit
has mike's anme all over it

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How?

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How am I a shill? I'm in Zurich, you faggot.

newfag detected

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Jow Forums would rather cuck their boards than have me on here.. That says allot about how awesome they are and how trolled I have placed them... Really would rather just take everything thing away... That's sad. It feels good is the case Jow Forums. I think maybe Luke was the man who trolled the world? Thoughts?

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NEED TO ROAST THAT

MSNBC and CNN said the polls show this
>B-But Trump won and they said the same thing about Clinton

No Russian propaganda this time.

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Nobody cares about your shitty story. Get fucked.

hmm mammy gimme sauce

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Look into the BDSM scene. If women want to have a simulated rape experience, they also want a man to tell them what to think and how to vote. Guaranteed.

>Thoughts?
Why are you so fucking gay?
Other then that why not just go out and find you a faggot who would keep you from having to come back here.

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see

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>Live in an apartment with an apartment above, below, and on both sides. Listen to screaming bullshit through the walls in at least three languages
>Rely on public transit like a schoolchild
>Paco and Jamal on the street corner selling dope and whoring out your sister
>Police sirens day and night
>Sucking down plastic-tasting tap water and huffing exhaust fumes constantly
>There's a small, sickly tree in a planter two blocks away
>Live on designated shitting street
>Only jobs in retail or food service
Those inbred rural retards voted for Drumgvphf AGAIN! What is wrong with those people?!?!

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>yemen is drumpfs war
Wew.

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Sheit its him again

Part 2

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I'd love to see the state of Switzerland if you had a porous border with a violent third world country.

It is interesting how sparce information is about that though. Even here.

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switzerland have been back to back world war cowards

WE GOT YOU NOW, DRUMPF!!!!

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I bet you would, mutt.

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