Dear Drumpf, I wrote you but still ain't callin'

Dear Drumpf, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I made two rap videos back in autumn, you must not-a saw 'em
You were probably watching the gorilla channel or somethin'
Sometimes I write letters to you too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?
I'm a name her Bitconneeeeeeeeeeeect
I read about your Uncle Johnnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Rocket Man
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Abe too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, tweet me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

My coffee's gone cold I'm wondering why I
Made a pot at all
The morning tweets pop up on my phone
And I can't read at all
And even if I could it'll all be ghey
Tweet about me on your wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad

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t's sad how he tried to use Trump to stay relevant.

do do doo-uh
do do doo-uh
do do doo-uh dodo do-uh

Trump can normally win insult battles with most of his retarded opponents and dominate the news cycle.

He just didn't want to fight an insult master like Eminem (I say this as a Trump supporter).

Eminem was an insult master. However Eminem 2.0 loses insult battles to himself. There is no way that Eminem 2.0 could beat Trump in an insult battle. Trump mercifully does not unleash his insulting power on the clone of Marshall Mathers.

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I sucked so much dick
to have a career
all I’m asking of you
is just one lick
so I can stay relevant
if you continue to ghost
my career will be toast
so please respond to my post

ROASTED

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>I like the shit you did with Abe too
I can appreciate your contextual attention to detail
winrar

I saged too so you kikemodniggers better not ban me for some bullshit again. ESPECIALLY WITHOUT EVEN INCLUDING THE LINK TO THE POST YOU'RE BANNING ME FOR YOU SCUMSUCKING COMPED FAGGOTS.

>announcing lesage
see you space cowboy

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They stopped banning for that awhile ago because the comped kikemods are guilty of it themselves too.

>the comped kikemods are guilty of it themselves too
who mods the modmen?

I caught the watchman reference. Well played. I would imagine that that responsibility falls on Hiro to do.

I wonder what Emperor Hiro does all day. Does he ever lurk amongst his humble subjects?

I think he used to, but probably not much anymore. I've only ever seen the screencap of him turning down money from someone interested in controlling Jow Forums with Hiro saying he prefers to keep Jow Forums interesting. But there's also this too, which shouldn't be ignored.

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i don't know much about him so this is intredasting

Point number one, Eminem was - is a brilliant rapper, great rapper. Point number two, Eminem, afflicted with a debilitating disease, made the understandable, the personal, the legal choice to keep the fact of his illness to himself. Point number three, Donald Trump discovered his illness, and ladies and gentlemen, the illness I am referring to is AIDS. Point number four, he laughed. And in laughter, he did what most of us would like to do with AIDS, which is just get it, and everybody who has it, as far away from the rest of us as possible.

Now, the behavior of Eminem's president may seem reasonable to you. It does to me. After all, AIDS is a deadly, incurable disease. But no matter how you come to judge Donald Trump and Jow Forums in ethical, moral, and in human terms, the fact of the matter is, when they ignored Eminem because he had AIDS, they broke the law.

>who mods the modmen?
the glow in the dark niggers kek

>when they ignored Eminem because he had AIDS, they broke the law
how?

*sips tea*
>is op, dare I say it, our guy?
>look at this outrageous tweet guys
>what do you think of Rogue One? Redpilled?
>look at this reddit post guys
>It doesn't wo-
>furries are cool
>thinks his guns will protect him from drone strikes
>not all niggers
>look at this crazy tweet guys
>How can Jow Forums even compete?
>You mad white boy?
*sips tea*
>drumfkins
>take this jewish DNA test goys
>Jow Forums BTFO
>not all jews
>well?
>gays are people
>defend this poor shitskin
>POWERFUL
>Can I get a quick rundown guys?
>random nigger porn
>what did he mean by this
ONE POST BY THIS ID. CAN REDDIT NIGGERS FUCK OFF???

SAGE AND IGNORE ALL NIGGER TIER THREADS

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Mr Bond made a rap parody of Stan directed at Trump that was actually good:
youtube.com/watch?v=aihXiSD6O8A

>no fun allowed

>nice shitpost OP
>very nice indeed

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>Point number four, he laughed. And in laughter, he did what most of us would like to do with AIDS, which is just get it
Speak for yourself fag.

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yfw someone already turned this into a song
youtu.be/aihXiSD6O8A

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>responding seriously to an oldfag /b/tard
.... hopeless user... fucking hopeless

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who this kid

Trump not responding to Eminem was one of his more brilliant moves.

>muh precious sandniggers
kek

Trump won because ignoring Eminem was the best insult

wigger that makes ooga booga jungle bunny music trying to maintain some sense of relevancy

You won't regret watching this:

youtube.com/watch?v=X8--vbk5S6E