/ptg/ President Trump General - THIS IS THE DULY ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES EDITION

KAG2020!!!

>trying to act like you weren't just being a bitch nigga
Poor form

WE WUZ KAGZ 2020

But don't forget, any liberal seats that flip will be "Russian hacking" and the dem incumbant will refuse to leave office until Mueller confirms with the DHS (which runs the election system and has already been caught trying to tamper with elections) can throw the results out

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USA - best reality sitcom ever!

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My gf asked me if we ever had a baby and it was a boy if id circumcise him, she likes cut dick and I'm cut but I said I don't think I would

She's not pregernant, is she?

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They're controlled opposition glowniggers that cling to Hitler/Nqzi iconography and Jew hating to repel normies rather than for any sort of ideological reason.

PastaLeaf should steal this

she's just eating good

Get em guys!

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different toothpaste

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He can't get into Heaven if he's not circumcised.

Caitlyn Jenner can't get pregnant. It doesn't work like that!

she's a witch-
>burn her

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Nah, if anything she's going through menopause.

Defcon taught me lots of zero days on voting machines desu :^)

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Green ID == Masterrace

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this man is correct

Yes, when was the last Presidential Birth in the White House?

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God doesn't give a fuck about your cock, that's a Jewish ploy to harvest you for skin cream

>you will never be in Ivanka's stomach

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Look, the biggest problem our people face is nothingness. Viewerfagging like /tv/, reading like /lit/ and discussing (((politics))) like Jow Forums
A man needs a tangible hobby. There's thousands of them.
Trump's hobby is being a real estate tycoon. And even if he didn't have fame from real estate tycooning the Trump way, he'd still be a successful real estate guy like all the other successful real estate guys that we don't know by name and women would like him cause in their world he excels.
Even though I'd never promote reading, I would promote writing. Maybe you could look into how to write on a pro-am level and become semi-famous in that world.

Fuck you. Israel was just helping resident sandniggers get their papers in order to jump ship to Toronto before SA imploded.

also because Tony the Tiger is a faggot

Not my business.

There are a million reasons to like/hate Israel and there is no group of people, even Nazis, that are of a singular opinion on it. Except maybe Jews themselves.

Prove it.

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I use aquafresh toothpaste solely because of the aquafresh memes. I drink monster because of the boomer memes.

It always blows my mind how self loathing Jews are; and then they try to pain their pain off on goy, like it's their fault.

>Think "Mars can't be THAT noticeable"
>Go outside
>"Find the moon, look below it and to the left"
OH FUGG

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Pawn their pain*

Then why would He write about that in the Torah?

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>I use aquafresh toothpaste solely because of the aquafresh memes

I buy it now as well.

>why would some jew write about it and then say God did
Idk, that's how they roll

> Circumcission in the US is almost entierly the result of a corn flake peddling jew claiming that cutting your dick apart would make you happier

And now their going for whole dicks and balls. Why do they need stem cells so bad? Attack of the Chosen Clones?

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The Time is NOW

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Morning!

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Venezuela

lazy hungry socialist protesting against the socialist government

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I wish. Imagine those boobs filling with milk.

All you have is now. Everything else is just a reflection of your perspective, in an attempt to rationalize now from a different frame of reference.

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Is that fucking right now??
>the weekend came early

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This is the Donald Trump we all know and love behind the scenes, when the cameras aren't looking:

youtube.com/watch?v=0-w47wgdhso

This is why people look like fucking fools when they say "DRUMPF IS AN IDIOT" then get stumped when Trump shits all over them. Sadly, we rarely get to glimpse Genius Trump. 99% of the time we see "appeal to the masses" Trump.

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>early

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i saw it a few nights ago

it was too red to be anything but mars, bright too

Cicumcision is satanic in nature. We are created in the image of God therefore mutilation of our body is blasphemous.

girls tits are always full of milk.

Lanklets literally worse than manlets

> How Can Fire Be Real If Our Socialism Wasn't Real

Go outside and see for yourself, user.

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It's your vessel to use how you will it. Never let someone else dictate that, for any reason. (You) are amazing

Could you imagine how angry the left would be?

>drumpf ur supposed to be suffering under our resistance not creampieing a model reee!!

I thought that was Venus?

you can't trick me into going outside

HAHAHAHA

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Maybe cuz putin has thousands of nukes and why verbally criticize when he had done actions against russia instead which speak louder than words?

Venus is by the setting and rising sun, if you can see the moon than it's usually in a different part of the sky

A shame we won't get to see the total lunar eclipse here in the states but since I can watch it via livestream I will be performing my magick ritual anyways.
20:21 UTC is peak totality.

Can you fucking believe, first of all, that this used to be CNN:

youtube.com/watch?v=A8wJc7vHcTs

and second of all, that Trump has had the same message for 30 years?

Un fucking believable

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Hi

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If its red, it ain't venus

Is this that legendary British banter I've heard so much about?

Salut

Shit is gonna get wild in the next couple weeks, huh?

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Cnn was always liberal trash but they were calm and hid their bias for one reason:

They were already winning. They were on cruise control. Their was no internet competition calling our their lies, the uniparty reigned supreme.

Hey, bro, what's poppin?

42 Year old Trump as President would have been interesting.

Cant wait to see who mueller raids this weekend to counter the gdp news

after all those based jews spent all that time advocating and funding to end apartheid they moved to australia and proceeded to jew them.

kicked his nose right into his brain

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I like him as he is. World wasn't ready for him before (and vice versa)

I just looked,damn is that really mars, its so clear.

Indeed it would, but 30 years hasn't slowed him down at all.

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ONE MIRRION TROOBS
WOW!

July 31st also has Mars the closest it will be to earth for another 200+ years so I'll also do something cool for that as well.

Do you also eat Wendy's because of those savage tweets?

>TRUMP JUST INVADED CALIFORNIA

Invade?

NUKE it from space!

That's what we have a Space Force for.

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If 42 yr old trump tried to be 50% of current trump, they’d destroy him. He hadnt yet secured his money and his family then, so all the deep state niggering would have ruined him. Also without the internet to counter cnn people would just believe it all hook line and sinker.

youtube.com/watch?v=hG3xLxTo5zU

He's like ahh shit I didn't mean to kill this motherfucker

People just dislike having to do Israel's work for them.
If they wish to exist, be self determine, or die; those are the options.

Tbqh ive eaten there more despite mcdonalds making better fries & the drinks taste better at McD too (when you tell them to make them crispy)

Wendy has better nuggets and salad tho.

You make it sound like a love/hate paradigm and it really isnt. It's just ambivalence

He was handsome as hell back in the day.

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