Dear Drumpf, I wrote you but still ain't callin' I left my coffee pot, my cheetos, and my home phone at the bottom I made two rap videos back in autumn, you must not-a saw 'em You were probably watching the gorilla channel or somethin' Sometimes I write letters to you too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her? I'm a name her Bitconneeeeeeeeeeeect I read about your Uncle Johnnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but you're a cheeto, man I even got the underground shit that you did with Rocket Man I got a folder of your tweets and your shitposts man I like the shit you did with Abe too, that shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get this man, tweet me back Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan This is Stan
My coffee's gone cold I'm wondering why I Made a pot at all The morning tweets pop up on my phone And I can't read at all And even if I could it'll all be gay Tweet about me on your wall It reminds me, that i'm a fag I'm a faaag
Dr. Dre and the rest NWA were sex toys to jews in the business. The song No Vaseline by Ice Cube should be taken literally since they actually were getting fucked in the ass. Still pissed off at the jews or white people, Dr. Dre initiates people to be on his label by buttfucking them prison style. Eminem was special to him since he was white and Dre wanted to get his revenge. Eminem was getting buttfucked by Dre for years. Pdiddyy's crew did the same initiation of prison-style buttfucks. Eminem decides to take advantage of the fame he gained from him sacrifice by fucking high school or middle school aged girls such as Rachel Chandler. Might as well be fucking the finest pussy when your butthole is destroyed and your hands are already dirty. I hope Eminem calls out the blackmailers one day and just take one for the team instead of being a low life shill. Makes total sense that he is blackmailed since Trump endorsed him before one of his concerts about a decade or two ago
Fuck man, EM back in 2001 would've made a song about how he and Trump would kick the illegals out on their ass and how there are only two genders and shit just to spite everyone, seeing him age is kinda sad, he sure made some awesome records, MMLP comes to mind as well as The Eminem show.
i heard he's fucking nicki minaj's fat ass. that true?
Ryder Johnson
Will the real President, please stand up. I repeat! Will the real President, please stand up. >*Hillary stands up* We're gonna have a problem here.
Adrian Gray
Aight, ya'll ready for dis FREESTYLE DRUMPF DISS TRACK?!? uh, uh check 'em yeah Yo Drumpf is orange like a cheeto and he's fat like a burrito big racist presidento cheeto bandito this country was made by immigrants, whitey if ya'll crackas tryna build a wall then fite me and yo what's wrong with a little race-mixin'? it ain't like wh*te people be close to extinction Ayo racist in chief what you be thinkin'? Yo tweet about me once or twice Drumpf I miss ya Yo foreal please respond yo >mic drop
