Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Galactic Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/
dawum.de

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Enemy intel - Dönermann's Discord leaked
requileaks.github.io/

>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get Jow Forums.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=VcjZnGzLObk

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Counter culture
youtube.com/watch?v=XO09DrbocTU
youtube.com/watch?v=j3LWdr3cJsI
radical-esthetique.tumblr.com/
instagram.com/wolfpms/
arcadimagazin.de/

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=GOCpLe1rGIk
youtube.com/watch?v=wZ66coDh14s

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=oLuNr93-yJg
youtube.com/watch?v=zvKks_BG_To
youtube.com/watch?v=EztlxngfRTA

>Einzelfall map, case log
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/jpBzKTq8

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=oSZoLXHSakE
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>REDPILLS 4 NORMIES
refcrime.info/en/Crime/Chronology
refcrime.info/en/Feed/Overview
steemit.com/@derhorus

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welt.de/politik/ausland/article180125946/Tuerkei-Erdogan-kommt-zu-Staatsbesuch-nach-Deutschland.html
youtu.be/66Q31Zu4tvQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

tay tits when?

welt.de/politik/ausland/article180125946/Tuerkei-Erdogan-kommt-zu-Staatsbesuch-nach-Deutschland.html

Erdogan:"Stob bulliwing Özil :((( he was a gud boi! He dindu nuffin."

I posted a photo of Taylor Swift's tits yesterday. If you we're asking about Tayanon's tits then it's probably if we can bribe her with cocaine.

>we can bribe her with cocaine.
I can buy my own but thanks for the offer

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just saying

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There is better stuff then cocaine you freakin hippies

(Anything)

>Better stuff than cocaine
Yeah, how about not taking hard drugs like a degenerate? I may have a Dutch flag but I don't fill myself up with drugs until I overdose. Drugs are degenerates and I dislike junkies.

Habsburger Mutt at it again.

*steals your brezel*

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The Jugo isn't wrong

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And what is supposed to be the best stuff?

If you don't value your own life go for Heroin, Crack or Meth.

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help me, how can a simple german like me improve our country?

Improve your own life and redpill others.

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How is that good? I saw hundreds of high meth heads in Frankfurt once and they didn't looked like this would be a good trip.

>improve your own life
im on it, doing my fachabi with good grades right now after dropping out of school some years ago, my friends are pretty redpilled aswell, i still feel so hopeless when seeing the shit that goes on in germany though

No, certainly not for tayanon. He likes to play with snow in the summer month.

>fachabi
Is the real Abi to hard?

OC incoming

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>How is that good?
You lose touch with the real world. If you want an interesting trip try LSD or shrooms. But I personally wouldn't do it because I'm too afraid of a psychosis.

You can't do shit about the state of the country. Just focus on yourself

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no, i just wasnt sure if i could do it when i went back to school, so now im doing the fachabi.
im able to study afterwards anyways so it doesnt quite matter

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I like it

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I would try LSD and shrooms one time.
>I'm too afraid of a psychosis.
Pussy. We're on Jow Forums, as if anything could fuck us up even more.

I'm fucked up enough in the head already.

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I would have done my Abi. What's your plan after fachabi?

There is no "enough" in this case. ;)

>I don't fill myself up with drugs until I overdose. Drugs are degenerates and I dislike junkies.
Then stop eating sugar cretin
Depends on what you are looking for. Best is knowing what you want and trying to understand the chemical processes, read reviews, get in contact with some chinese lab or find a psychonautic chemist and test - or just by everything in the RC section of Dream market and try it out, you will find your poison.

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studying IT economics (if thats the word for it)
then making money and having a family.
problem is ive waited too long, i should be done with studying when im 27

>i should be done with studying when im 27
Bachelor or Master?

Nah I only use drugs that I have under control and not the other way around.

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>overdosing on sugar

I was talking about substances that are considered drugs by normal people. I am talking about stuff like cannabis, cocaine, heroine and crack. Chocolate is a drug too because it releases hormones that are responsible to happiness, but that's just making it unnecessarily difficult you cunt.

>Bachelor or Master?
im currently 23, ahouls be done with fachabi at 24.
friend told me to do bachelor only because master is for leading positions, which would suck if i dont have any job experience.
gonna do master after ive worked for some years

>normal people
youtu.be/66Q31Zu4tvQ

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I will give it a look. A shame that the police raided silk Road on darknet again.

Good luck with that. I have my abi, but I still don't know what to do with it :/

>because master is for leading positions
Jein really depends on the branch. But under consideration of your age it might be the best to start working after getting the bachelor degree.

You must be fun at parties.

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"Control" is for normies. tay. If you can afford it, do whatever you want.
Take this guy (pic related) as a role model.

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I don't go to parties, I prefer to just stay and home and play vidya. Social Anxiety would kill me at parties to be honest.

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>relying on the darknet for you drugs
lmao

tbqh im really afraid im too old to start working at 27, thinking about joining the bundeswehr again and just doing the studying there.

not everybody has access to a chemist that blows your mind and blows things up

just go to any party and you have drugs basically thrown at you

just think about what your strengths are, then study something like that

degenerate monkeys talking about drugs on kraut/pol/ again.....
>unterm Hitler häts das nicht geben

Nah I have to perform well, also I'm getting too old for this shit. Other people have already founded a fucking family years ago and I'm still getting high and live from day to day besides my work. Work is the only thing that keeps me somewhat in line. Last year I had not a single project and couldn't even tell most of the time which day of the week it was.

>tbqh im really afraid im too old to start working at 27
You need a really good degree to be able to compete with younger candidates.

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Do you even blaze a joint?

Local dealers here are virgins. They only have the same old weak weed.
>thinking about joining the bundeswehr again
Bundeswehr is easy earned shekels, but nothing more. If you use it for studying I can recommed that.
I heard they increased the sport there about 60%. Much more than in my times.

>buying drugs at parties
yep, have fun with your meph..mdma with traces of chalk and aspirin

t. muhamad
>not swallowing a handful of random pills from your medicine cabinet

You need a really good degree to be able to compete with younger candidates
shouldnt be a problem

the problem about studying in the bundeswehr would be that i need to enlist for 8 years

the last time i did mdma was pretty good actually

@180317873
Giving you a (You) would be a waste for this low afford bait.

bump. any habbidings i missed?

>too old for this shit
And how old is that? Can't imagine that this would be more than 25 or something.
>I had not a single project and couldn't even tell most of the time which day of the week it was
What kind of projects are this?

But you just dignified me with a reply, stupid fucking germ

Nope. Drehofer be drehofer and Merkel still lives.
Feels bad, man.

Oi mate do you even have a medicine coibinet loicence
mdma suck for me, very low doses, like 2.5 mg of 2cb is a good party drug imo

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>any habbidings i missed?
Nope

I won't tell my age and all I can say is that I work as a freelancer.

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>2.5 mg of 2cb
i have no idea about the chemistry, but if it makes me feel like im fucking flying im down whith it

>freelancer
link to your cam page? snapchat?

Do you like Hoppe?

poor taychan, you need a baby

>I won't tell my age
I understand...
>I work as a freelancer
Wow, And I work somewhere in Europe. A bit more specific?

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meh... "summer hole"

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You couldn't afford me honey.

All I want is immortality, I can still found a family later then.

>bit more specific?
No

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YOU'RE ALL FUCKING GAY SUBHUMANS

>Freelancer
>Actual Job
>Shitposts at 2 AM
>Shits on people for being Harzer and getting NEETbux, getting paid and not putting your taxeuro on the line to help rapefugees.
I guess she sucks for a living.

no absolutely not.
It is a mild psychedelic similar to shrooms with a light amphetamine like kick without any form of afterglow. Higher doses is similar to a great shroom trip.

If you are like an edgy teen, try Salvinorin A in like 25x extract, think it is still legal in some EU countries. If you like that, try something else, if it scares the shit out of you, fine, skip psychedelics

quit this nonesense woman. you will not live forever. you need a baby, NOW.

sounds like i really need to try shrooms

>No

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hahaha the bongistan nigger is mad

Get a job Sütti, really it's about time. Also stop shitting on people that are more successful. Envy won't improve your life.

>you will not live forever.
You sound like my dad.

I won't doxx myself. My field of work is to specific to tell anything about it.

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DIGITS REEEEEEEEEE

is there any party that wants to remove hartz 4?
physically not being able to work is alright, but if you just dont want to thats another thing

What kind services do you have to offer? Do you eat shit on cam?
He speaks the truth, any form of free market anarchism ends in a monopoly or on the political side some kind of absolutist regulatory form depending who has the most resources, be it a monarch, gods guy on earth, one party.

hahaha kek wills it, back to plebbit nigger monkey

The AfD wanted that till 2016.

I'm not selling my body or dignity

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t. muhamad

>till 2016
why not anymore?

well you better listen to your father young lady, go find a nice man and let him fill you with babies.
having a baby will solve al your problems and cure all your degeneracy. you were made to be a mother, not a cocain snorting shitposting freelancer.

>Alles am Weibe ist ein Rätsel, und alles am Weibe hat eine Lösung: sie heißt Schwangerschaft.

The AfD is slowly turning left to reach more potential voters, also the Ossi/Höcke Wing is eliminating neo-libs and capitalists inside the party. Lucke, Petry and so on. I'm sure Weidel won't survive the next 2 years neither.

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Checked

I have different plans and nobody can change my mind.

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but who the fuck should i vote for next election then?
every party is fucked

>different plans
your plans are delusions Fräulein.

The AfD is still the best option, we will see how long it'll last.

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No one wants to dox you, taytay. Telling us your profession should be that hard.

>Hans nigger saying what the best options is

You're the biggest criminal in Europe

What do you sell? Used underwear?

the problem with the afd is that no one is willing to coalition with them because muh racism

who would pay to sniff roastie toastie panties?

Too many, way too many
Wrap it in some sobby story with regular PG13 content, get some ads going and with the right marketing you can make 6 figures

Love you too, Bahadur.

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I'm not delusional, I know what's achievable in my lifetime and what's not. If I have to die anyway everything is meaningless and I could OD tonight for all I care.

It's a creative job, nuff said
>What do you sell?
My soul

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From drop shipper to politics, that is nasty

>It's a creative job, nuff said
So, you're a NEET.
>My soul
Tits would be better.

thus they will never ever have something to say, which is quite sad
itl be cdu spd till both are

based

>"Get a Job, Sütti"
>up at 2:30 to shitpost
>"I-I'm a Freelancer!"
You're part-timing jobbing as an Onahole at best, a real job needs you up at 5-8 o clock you pretentious cumrag.

How's Bongistan doing?